Apr 10
My girlfriend, upset last night and wanting to listen to some tragedy to make herself feel better:
Me:
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My girlfriend, upset last night and wanting to listen to some tragedy to make herself feel better:
Me:
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'Mlawhlaoblossblayowblagmilebbingoblaiblblafblablallblayarblablabnablahblallblah!'
'Bla?'
'Bla?'
'Yarb?'
'Bah! You're stupid and useless and ugly!'
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-Toll the Hounds
"The most deadly seducers are the ones encouraging conformity. If you can only feel safe when everyone else feels, thinks and looks the same as you, then you're a Hood-damned coward... Not to mention a vicious tyrant in the making."
- The Bonehunters, Steven Erikson
Show me a god that celebrates diversity, a celebration that embraces even non-believers and is not threatened by them.
Show me a god who understands the meaning of peace. In life, not in death.
The Bonehunters (2006) by Steven Erikson
So 3 years after finishing the main series and reading some peripherals book of the fallen is calling out to me for a reread. My father died and I don't miss that bastard but there's still shit I gotta work through. And this book series moved me like no other did, i don't know if it will be too much but there is nothing else to do and it's constantly dark outside and I'll probably quit my job. I'm going to get slightly worse and deranged over this shit. Expect some german malazan posting at 3am
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Bonehunters (Malazan 6) is destroying me, thank god for cat gifs in this trying time
New intro post 🤓
Welcome! I spend all my time in my secret garden, where I dream up ideas for my Love Bomb blog (in no particular order)-
Bare minimum starter-pack to get to know a bit about me :)
1. I’m 26, living in England;
2. My favourite hobbies are reading, dreaming, drinking tea, and obsessing over my dog Jack;
3. I work in the legal profession;
4. My guilty pleasure is reality shows…;
If you like:
• Realm of the Elderlings by Robin Hobb and Of Cats and Closed Doors by the Legendary @tragediegh 🙏
• The Shadowhunter Chronicles by Cassandra Clare (specifically TLH, TDA, TID) and @edwinspaynes bonus chapters.
• Jeremy Brett’s Sherlock Holmes ITV series 🧐
• Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erickson
• All Souls series by Professor Deborah Harkness
• Sword Catcher by Cassandra Clare
• Cosmere by Brandon Sanderson
• Dead Boy Detectives (Tv show)
• Daredevil (Marvel Comics)
• X-Men - specifically Emma Frost and the new mutants (my namesake)
Please let’s moots 😇.
(I have also wrote some essays or addressed some commonly asked questions : -) :
• My response to Booktok turning the book community into fast fashion
• Ranking of SHC Novels
• Tessa Tessa Tessa
• Ranking Top 5 SHC Ships
• Wessa is the Best!!!!!
• Magnus Bane is the best Downworlder
• Love letter to @hazure-cyan’s realm of the elderlings mural
I also love to make moodboards for the All Souls universe by Deborah Harkness which you can find: here !
And if you have time please check out my favourite people ever (who are beyond talented therefore deserve your audience probably more then my fandoming - @edwinspaynes (greatest writer to grace fandoms with bonus content) , @hazure-cyan (my pookie and also greatest artist you’ll probably ever meet), @tragediegh the best gem for the ROTE (from her memes, her story, to her witty posts, just everything! Chefs kiss.) @inkedbydave (witty and beyond imaginative and an amazing essayist) @thebitchforjemcarstairs (an academic you’d be lucky to befriend).
Loads of love!
Gorgeous art from left to right : by pandyals_art on instagram ; @spacehero-23 on tumblr.
If you think about it Malazan Book of the Fallen is just Discworld for people with humanities degrees.
What is the Malazan Empire if not Ankh-Morpork writ large