#queueer

How Queueerious

the fruit bowl contains no bananas, but there are three month old apples. roll initiative.

Someday, you're gonna start watching an Amaury Guichon video and at the very beginning of it, he'll just be standing seemingly unmoving for like half a second and you'll think "he looks a little weird." Then it'll cut to him working on his latest sculpture which will have you wondering wtf he is making for like at least 6 minutes. Slowly you start to realise that it's a life size chocolate statue of a person. A minute or two later and you'll realise it isn't just any person; it's him. He's making a replica of himself out of chocolate, and then you'll realise why he looked a little weird at the beginning of the video. That wasn't him at all. It was the chocolate statue. Or was it? Has he himself secretly been made out of chocolate the whole time? Probably.