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Galadriel: See, the thing is, Sauron knows weapons. He’ll be expecting weapons. What he doesn’t know is Lothlorien-style psychological warfare. Galadriel: Oh he knows psychological warfare. just not Lothlorien-style. (Cut to Barad-Dur) Galadriel: Want some tea? Sauron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Galadriel: Is that a no then? Sauron: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??? Galadriel: How about biscuits? Sauron: GET OUT!!!!
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Melkor: Mairon Mairon: Yes? Melkor: I know I'm chaotic and destructive Mairon: Yes Melkor: And I make a path of devastation wherever I go.... Mairon: Yes... Melkor: And you're talented and smart and very very handsome..... Mairon, nodding: Uh huh Melkor, getting down on one knee: Would you care to join me? Mairon: Mairon: Melkor: please? Mairon: .... Mairon: FUCK YES!! Melkor: *Sobs* Cool
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Mairon: Are you a cuddler? Melkor: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Mairon: Melkor: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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Mairon, skipping rocks on a lake with Melkor: It’s such a beautiful evening. Melkor: Yeah, it is. Melkor: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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Melkor: Mairon, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. Mairon: sigh Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
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Mairon: What's this? Melkor, hugging Mairon: Affection! Mairon: Disgusting. Mairon: …Do it again.
Aulë: Melkor! How do you even sleep at night? Melkor: …Should we tell him? Mairon: We should tell him. Melkor: I’m gonna tell him. Melkor: Next to YOUR BEST SMITH, LOSER! HAHAHAHAHA!
Aulë: *Deep sighing*
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Melkor and Mairon trying to be romantical: Mairon: Hmmm. What are some things that couples do? Melkor: Well, I could defenestrate you. Mairon: I’m sorry? Melkor: Defenestrate? Mairon: You want to throw me out a window. Melkor: Is that what it means? Mairon: Yes! Melkor: Oh. It sounded so intimate….
Mairon: Did they hurt you?! Melkor: Mai- Mairon: DID THEY HURT YOU?!? Melkor: Mairon Melkor: It was a papercut Mairon, picking up a letter opener: Well I'm gonna paper cut that report in half!!
Galadriel: Don’t kill your enemies! Galadriel: Read their minds instead and recite their core desires while they sleep Galadriel: It’s much more effective, in my personal opinion.
