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Galadriel: See, the thing is, Sauron knows weapons. He’ll be expecting weapons. What he doesn’t know is Lothlorien-style psychological warfare. Galadriel: Oh he knows psychological warfare. just not Lothlorien-style. (Cut to Barad-Dur) Galadriel: Want some tea? Sauron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Galadriel: Is that a no then? Sauron: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??? Galadriel: How about biscuits? Sauron: GET OUT!!!!
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Not to be a major asshole or anything, but to all the people who were talking mad shit about my boy Till over his childish "you're pretty" comment to Mizi—when he was clearly uncomfortable and didn't have either the guts or the words to explain what he actually meant...
Sua literally gave her infected, tied-up, unconscious, struggling K-pop star girlfriend an up-and-down with a pretend camera lens to get back at her for giving up her body for fame because "sex sells," even though Mizi didn't really know any better.
All the while, Sua was ALSO dressed like the same average male gooners that would attend Mizi's shows in the first place.
So the cherry on top? Sua isn't all that different from Till.
And I fucking knew it.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Melkor: Mairon Mairon: Yes? Melkor: I know I'm chaotic and destructive Mairon: Yes Melkor: And I make a path of devastation wherever I go.... Mairon: Yes... Melkor: And you're talented and smart and very very handsome..... Mairon, nodding: Uh huh Melkor, getting down on one knee: Would you care to join me? Mairon: Mairon: Melkor: please? Mairon: .... Mairon: FUCK YES!! Melkor: *Sobs* Cool
More angbang from the quote generator because THEM
*shakes them shakes them shakes them shakes them sha-*
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Mairon: Are you a cuddler? Melkor: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Mairon: Melkor: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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Mairon, skipping rocks on a lake with Melkor: It’s such a beautiful evening. Melkor: Yeah, it is. Melkor: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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Melkor: Mairon, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. Mairon: sigh Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
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Mairon: What's this? Melkor, hugging Mairon: Affection! Mairon: Disgusting. Mairon: …Do it again.
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Aulë: Melkor! How do you even sleep at night? Melkor: …Should we tell him? Mairon: We should tell him. Melkor: I’m gonna tell him. Melkor: Next to YOUR BEST SMITH, LOSER! HAHAHAHAHA!
Aulë: *Deep sighing*
Melkor and Mairon trying to be romantical: Mairon: Hmmm. What are some things that couples do? Melkor: Well, I could defenestrate you. Mairon: I’m sorry? Melkor: Defenestrate? Mairon: You want to throw me out a window. Melkor: Is that what it means? Mairon: Yes! Melkor: Oh. It sounded so intimate….
Mairon: Did they hurt you?! Melkor: Mai- Mairon: DID THEY HURT YOU?!? Melkor: Mairon Melkor: It was a papercut Mairon, picking up a letter opener: Well I'm gonna paper cut that report in half!!
