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The sillies post patrol

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Tim : Who is this?
Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother
Eldtrich classmate Danny
Tim and the few of the Batkids looked out their new classmate Danny.
They met his sister who was pretty normal, but not Danny, he once had a tentacle for a hand and then fingers!
But everyone seems to ignore it except Tim!
And Steph and Cass talking/flirting with him doesn't help Tim much. And Jason has found a literature fan in his sister.
Gym class
Tim: "His hair was just the cosmos and his hand was a vacuum! Look at Basketball". Teacher:" Stop profiling your classmate and the ball must have had a hole! Tim:" Ahhh!!" Steph:" Don't feel sorry for Tim. He didn't get enough sleep." Danny:" Oh okay."
+ The school and the teachers know that their new classmate is an Eldtrich horror.
But who cares with in school for more then 3 months no villain attacked and every broken piece was fixed in a minute or less.
Now how to stop Tim from confusing poor Danny.
+ For Danny. He is also Eldtrich now. But he is good at hiding it! Like he did in Amity Park!
Jazz is just happy to see people accepting her little brother.
Jason: âGod youâre so infuriating! Sometimes I donât know if I wanna slap you or fuck you!â
Tim: âWhy not both?â
Jason: âI⌠wait thatâs⌠I can do that?â
Tim: *shrugs*
Dick: âCan you guys please either turn off your coms when you flirt or invite me so I stop feeling like a third wheel.â
Tim: âIdiots the two of you. Once again both is the top option!â
I read in a fanfic once (I'm sure this happens more then this one fic) where Jon takes a picture of his and Damian dicks together and ever since I've been thinking this
In the moment
Damian: Omg you freak the fuck?!?
Jon: I don't know for memories or something
Damian: Send it to me
Weeks later
Tim: *Flipping through Damian sketch book because asshole older brother* what's this?
A sketch book collage of multiple printed sizes of the dick pic
Tim: I've learned my mistakes

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"So.."
Tim did not jump. Nope he did not, it just that his new corporated babysiter did not make a sound before suddenly talking in his ofisine in a time when Tim was loking to the timw travel clues that Bruse let him.
Nope nope.
"Lest cute the dramatic reveal. Yes i read that, yes i know you are the semi currently robin, ghost gosip is not quiet about the desision that the currently big bad is contempling to do, and yes. That is tkme travel fukering. No you are not going to that crepy munra wana be, but if you soo want to ecplote things i can give you some prety antimeta labs to destroy but only AFTER you toke a nap and go see my big sister or even Harly, if you do that AND only focus in the civilian part of your double life for a week i can go fetch your dad for the time stream. Deal?"
Tim blinked...
"Wha- " Did... did Danny Crakthing or someting his new PA really say that? Who was him? What does all of that means?
"And if you just power down the computer and go eat some fried chiken and then a nap right now i will thwll you may hero name a d why Im retired"
That semed so much temping.
"I may add some demon child training on how to be human if you just take beter care of yourself"
"DEAL!"
Tu manques à mon âme
Danny knew that it was rare for a ghost to have two obsessionsâ even rarer to have three. Ghosts usually dedicate their undead lives to their first obsession and rarely have time for anything else. But really, it should not have been a surprise when he formed a third obsessionâ one still related to his first but still so different.
Before his death, Danny was always protective over those he deemed his, whether they were his friends or family. He always wanted to make sure they were protected, and while they didnât understand it, they allowed him to do as he pleased. When Danny died, he died hoping and praying that Sam and Tucker were okayâ that the portal didnât end up exploding or sucking them into itâ that they didnât die because of his stupidity. After becoming a half-ghost, his protectiveness increased tenfold. And Danny? The poor boy was so confused about why he was suddenly more protective over people after his little âaccident.â
It was only after a visit to Frostbiteâ after the fight with Dark Pariahâ that he got a rundown on ghost biology and understood that it was his obsession. And not only did he have one, but two.
After that, Danny learned that, yes, his interest in space had turned into an obsession when he died, but he just didn't notice because he had been flying off into space in his free time, therefore satisfying and feeding his obsession. It turned out that to satisfy and feed his protection obsession, he just needed to protect the people around him. As Phantom, that wasnât a problem, but as Danny? He had to find a more subtle way to do it. Convincing Jazz and Tucker to wear a tracker wasnât that hardâ what was hard was convincing Sam to wear one. She eventually caved once Danny started sulking for a week straight and almost got hit by a car while doing it.
Danny was happy. He got into Gotham University for aerospace engineering and had a part-time job at an old mechanic shop. His sister was in Metropolis getting a degree in psychology, and Tucker and Sam were together in New Yorkâ Tucker studying software engineering and information technology, and Sam studying botany.
Unfortunately, luck wasnât on his side on a random Wednesday when he missed his alarm. He ran into the nearest coffee shop, but thanks to his fantastic luck, he bumped into someone the moment he entered. And his core fucking purrs at the sight of the guy. He looks tired, on the verge of death, but oh so pretty. Danny could see the hidden muscles that the well-fitting suit concealed. He could feel his core reaching out, trying to connect with this poor guy, and Danny had to physically hold himself back from reaching out while simultaneously wrangling in his core.
After apologies and a coffee date, Danny learned the guy's name and a bunch of other stuff about Tim. They enjoyed it so much that they scheduled another date, which turned into another, and it wasnât long before they were in a loving relationship.
Danny was worried. When he met Tim, he was immediately obsessed, and when they started dating, it got even worse. He wanted Tim all to himself. He wanted Tim happy. He wanted Tim safe. He wanted to be there when he laughed and cried. He wanted to be with him during his failures and successes. He wanted so much of Tim, he knew it was unhealthy.
So Danny did the only thing that made senseâ he acted normal. He held back all those urges and pretended he wasnât an obsessed freak who wanted to love Tim like there was no tomorrow. He toned it down to what humans would call normalâ no human would ever love someone so obsessively and devotedly. That is only something a ghost would do. He was kind, patient, respectful, and understanding.
After a few months, Danny knew that he had to figure out what was wrong with him. After a quick visit to Frostbite, Danny learned that he had a love obsession. According to Frostbite, a love obsession occurs when he finds a partner who his core approves of. It is as simple as that, and Danny was confused but even more worried.
Danny had seen what a love obsession does to you. Just look at Vlad! He was insane! And one of Dannyâs worst fears was turning into that. He had seen what Vladâs obsession had done to his momâ she was cordial at best and downright disgusted at worst, truly only tolerating him for his dadâs sake.
After consulting with Frostbite, Danny learned that since his obsession wasnât fully formed, he had time to stop it from fully maturing. The only way to do that was to isolate himself from the object of his obsession for about three to six months.
Which was easier said than done.
Because Danny loved Tim.
To Danny, it wasnât even an option to not love him. After all, what wasnât there to love about Tim? Tim was smart, passionate, and intelligentâ everything to Danny. To stay away from him for six months, when being away from him for even thirty minutes felt like his core was being ripped out, would be absolute torture.
But it would be worth it if it meant that Tim would be okay. He didnât want to become Vlad. He didnât want Tim to treat him like his mom treated Vlad.
So instead of asking for a little bit of time away from Tim, Danny decided that the best course of action was to break up with Tim.
Hopefully, on a bad noteâ so bad that Tim hated him so much that Dannyâs core would give up and move on. Liar, a voice hissed. You know your core will break if that happens.
Or maybe they would end on a neutral note, and Tim would move on and find someone betterâ someone who wasnât a ghost, someone who could love Tim normally as he deservedâ which made Dannyâs core ache.
But it was okay.
Because it was for Tim.
(Tu manques à mon âme = My soul is missing you)
Do i do part two? who knows
Jason: Who raised you!
Tim: Well first when I was like a newborn baby it was my biological parents but I have no memory of that-
Jason: That was a rhetorical quest-
Tim: Then my parents hired nannies and when I got too close or friendly to them, they would fire them out of jealousy. While not bothering to be real parents. And don't worry I'm not insinuating that the nannies really cared about me I was just a pay check to them. They didn't even notice that I dissapeared most of the day/night stalking batman and robin *laughs manically*
Jason: ??
Tim: Then after a bit my parents started forgetting to hire sitters and nannies, so I raised myself and cooked all my own meals with the food in the kitchen because my parents barely ever came home. :D
Jason: Are you ok??
Tim: I think that question was rhetorical :) Oh and through most of this I was just following Robin and Batman into dangerous situations not that my parents cared
Dick (from across the room): WHAT??
Tim: And then Bruce adopted me!
Jason:
Tim: So that's who I was raised by! :)