#poor tim

The sillies post patrol

Tim and the few of the Batkids looked out their new classmate Danny.

They met his sister who was pretty normal, but not Danny, he once had a tentacle for a hand and then fingers!

But everyone seems to ignore it except Tim!

And Steph and Cass talking/flirting with him doesn't help Tim much. And Jason has found a literature fan in his sister.

Gym class

Tim: "His hair was just the cosmos and his hand was a vacuum! Look at Basketball". Teacher:" Stop profiling your classmate and the ball must have had a hole! Tim:" Ahhh!!" Steph:" Don't feel sorry for Tim. He didn't get enough sleep." Danny:" Oh okay."

+ The school and the teachers know that their new classmate is an Eldtrich horror.

But who cares with in school for more then 3 months no villain attacked and every broken piece was fixed in a minute or less.

Now how to stop Tim from confusing poor Danny.

+ For Danny. He is also Eldtrich now. But he is good at hiding it! Like he did in Amity Park!

Tim: “Why not both?”

Jason: “I… wait that’s… I can do that?”

Tim: *shrugs*

Dick: “Can you guys please either turn off your coms when you flirt or invite me so I stop feeling like a third wheel.”

In the moment

Damian: Omg you freak the fuck?!?

Jon: I don't know for memories or something

Damian: Send it to me

Weeks later

Tim: *Flipping through Damian sketch book because asshole older brother* what's this?

A sketch book collage of multiple printed sizes of the dick pic

Tim did not jump. Nope he did not, it just that his new corporated babysiter did not make a sound before suddenly talking in his ofisine in a time when Tim was loking to the timw travel clues that Bruse let him.

Nope nope.

"Lest cute the dramatic reveal. Yes i read that, yes i know you are the semi currently robin, ghost gosip is not quiet about the desision that the currently big bad is contempling to do, and yes. That is tkme travel fukering. No you are not going to that crepy munra wana be, but if you soo want to ecplote things i can give you some prety antimeta labs to destroy but only AFTER you toke a nap and go see my big sister or even Harly, if you do that AND only focus in the civilian part of your double life for a week i can go fetch your dad for the time stream. Deal?"

Tim blinked...

"Wha- " Did... did Danny Crakthing or someting his new PA really say that? Who was him? What does all of that means?

"And if you just power down the computer and go eat some fried chiken and then a nap right now i will thwll you may hero name a d why Im retired"

That semed so much temping.

"I may add some demon child training on how to be human if you just take beter care of yourself"

Ur soooo righ 🫣it would be cringy af for him to get "braxton" over his ass but the alternative is "hadley" or "property of braxton/hadley" surely he isn't that cruel...

but like can you imagine

The double meaning of "his only" being on tim's hand 😏

But also Braxton would LOVE making tim get a tramp stamp it would be his favorite thing omg

I'm trying to find tramp stamps for them something like this would be crazy