I fully belive that damian falls asleep listening to David Attenborough. Hes re-watched every. Single. Episode. DOZENS of times. He can recall almost all of it word for word. And when David's birthday posters came out as black and white he FREAKED thinking he'd died, only to read the fine print and then proceeded to get mad at the creators of the posters and got them took down, replacing them with ones he made. He also takes NO shit about him whatsoever.
I feel like it would go like this;
Teacher: *smiling* we'll just be having a nice chill lesson drawing your maps whilst we watch David Attenborough ok?
Damian: *silently buzzing*
Kid2: i dont see all the hype behind him, like cool hes really old and has a nice voice, how is that impressive?
Kid1: because hes like the world's biggest nature geek or some shit
Damian: *head snaps around like a owl* A geek? That's the best insult you could come up with?
Damian: You're mocking a man who has spent decades exploring the world, documenting species most people will never see, and teaching millions about the planet they live on. David Attenborough has done more with his intellect than you'll accomplish by sneering at people when pretending to be"cool" and acting like someone with your brain capacity could know things.
Damian: Knowledge isn't weakness. Ignorance is. If you think being intelligent or passionate about something makes someone a 'geek,' then you're advertising your own insecurity. Perhaps spend less time trying to impress the class with childish insults and more time actually trying to learn something, if your brain has enough storage to do so. You might discover that respecting intelligence is far more impressive than mocking it.
Damian: Now, unless you have an actual argument instead of playground name-calling and projecting your own measly insecurities, this conversation is over.
Kid2: *begins to say something*
Damian: *looks kid2 up and down then scoffs* and reign in your dogs leash, it clearly doesn't know when to choose its battles or stop imitating its owner
Teacher: *absolutely gobsmacked, genuinely has no idea how to respond to this*