You're one piece headcannons give me life they're just. so. go o d
OKAY I've been holding on to this ask because I wanted to give you some one piece hcs SO HERE WE GO (polyHats below, focusing on Sanji)
Sanji. Pretty much everybody has Sanji as being this Internalized Homophobic Fuck(tm) and I say NAH BRUH and here's why
-Yes, he probably picked that up from his Father before he ran off BUT
-The Baratie is gay AS FUCK you can't tell me otherwise
-Historically, Pirates were gay as fuck, man. Like...so gay. Media depicts them as these Womanizing Horn Dogs and they were BUT here's the thing
-What happens when you put a group of horny sailors out to sea with other horny sailors?
-WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS???
-That's right. You get every ship renamed the SS Gay Rights. Sure, a lot of it was to Scratch an Itch but c'mon.
-I figure the same can be said about the Baratie. So maybe it weirds Sanji out a little bit when he sees men being in a relationship instead of just in it for the sex but like....nah, bruh.
-And maybe that's what it is at first? A fear of actual relationship because on the Baratie there didn't seem to be any women except the patrons. So maybe Sanji internalized this thing of women=an unattainable romantic relationship.
-So when Sanji joins the crew, and after Arlong, he sees everybody lounging and cuddling because that was scary. They almost lost like TWO crewmembers. Zoro died like almost twice (almost like this will become habit HMMMM) and Nami straight up tried to abandon them. So there's lots of casual cuddling.
-And Sanji is Not Comfortable with this. Not cause it disgusts him but because it's Weird and Not Normal.
-At some point they're anchored off some uninhabited island and he brings everybody drinks or snacks or blankets and as he's walking away Luffy just grabs him and Gomu Gomu no YOINKS him on over
-But Sanji doesn't fight it cause he's HIGH KEY wanted to join because he is a Touch Starved Dweeb but damn does he freeze up.
-Like he's a plank of wood on top of the smooshy cuddle puddle and Luffy loosens up so that if Sanji DOES want to leave he can
-lmao but it takes Zoro elbowing him in the ribs and saying something like 'Either move your bony ass over or leave' and Sanji just fuckin puts up this weak ass fight and shoves his hands in Zoro's face to push him away but afterwards he starts to relax
-Nami rolls her eyes and Luffy giggles, Usopp comes up from below after working on something and is like *u* DOG PILE and fucking NOSE DIVES (get it?) On top of them all.
-there's giggling and at some point in the night everybody shifts before they fall asleep. Eventually everybody is clinging to Sanji and he's....not quite comfortable but he'll be DAMNED if he gets up.
LOOK MATE WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS SANJI GOT OVER HIS HOMOPHOBIA YEARS AGO AND IT JUST NEVER OCCURRED TO HIM THAT A RELATIONSHIP WAS POSSIBLE WITH ANOTHER MAN
He grew up on a ship full of horny men with other horny men you really think he didn't get the sex talk from all 52 of his dads?????????
PATTY AND CARNE NAME THE NEW SUPPLY BOAT SS GAY RIGHTS AND I WILL FUCKING FITE ODA HIMSELF ON THIS
;u; thank you kind anon I hope you see this. I love thinking up headcanons it's so fun. And knowing other people like them is even better
