I was wondering if you could do nsfw head cannons for poly Reid and Hotcher, maybe like what their like in bed or their kinks. Kinda like a NSFW alphabet, anyways thxxx, Love, Cookie🍪💕
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۶ৎ a/n .ᐟ | i also want to preface this by saying i do not ship aaron and spencer, it's just for this dynamic, okay? okay.
this turned out WAYY more smutty than you probably thought it was gonna be, and i'm kind of ashamed of myself, so i'm gonna go hide under a rock now, bye!
you are literally never without an orgasm like... ever.
there's always someone ready to touch you, it's like a 7/11 but for sex.
contrary to popular belief, i think the threesomes are kind of rare, because at the end of the day, they both have jobs and aaron is a dad.
but that's not to say that they don't happen, because when they do, they. are. glorious.
it's a whole lotta man let me just say that; big old meat sandwich.
aaron usually is the one that takes control during group situations. gives me heavy soft dom vibes than anything.
he definitely guides spencer on what to do, i.e how to please you, edge you, etc.
that isn't to say spencer gets a bit feisty and then you have two dominant men in your hands.
the dynamic is so incredibly balanced, and the fact that they're both so mature, there's rarely ever any conflict when it comes to sexual situations.
and that credit is being given to the incredible communication that's between the three of you.
i feel like neither of the men would be willing to enter a situation like this without a two way street of communication.
because at the end of the day they are colleagues.
rounding back to that, i feel like spencer takes up the sub role alongside you.
sometimes you two are just so whiny and needy that it's kind of adorable like...
there'll be moments where your touches are so clumsy, and uncoordinated, and aaron can't help himself but watch.
there's no rules on one-on-one contact with one another. you guys can have sex with each other without a third party present.
sometimes when one stays behind while the other goes out on a case, phone sex is a popular activity.
it helps to give the other person away some stress relief when they can.
alright, so i have this scenario in my mind where both you and spencer worship aaron's cock together.
like both of you are on your knees sharing slobbery kisses all the whole you're stroking him.
STRAPPING.
you cannot tell me that there wouldn't be any strapping going on around here.
i already know there are moments where aaron and you gang up on spencer, either to play with him or to just get him out of his head using aaron's cock or yours.
a crazy amount of anal.
like y'all are lowkey a big fan of double penetration, it's one of the ultimate ways to get closer together.
also aaron and spencer do have sex with each other please ungrip your pearls.
i believe that if they're gonna be in a throuple, they're gonna go all the way. there's none of that no homo shit around here.
there will be boys kissing, and honestly one of aaron's favorite things to do is send you videos of him toying with spencer.
i'm talking in his office or on the jet, anywhere where there's even a lick of privacy, expect some nasty messages.
just thinking about the positions you guys get into is kind of ridiculous.
where spencer is more hesitant to try things, i think aaron is more open.
that's why i think there is some heavy bdsm involved in certain scenes, but not a lot because at the end of the day one of 'em is an old man and he can't get down like that.
he damn sure does try though.
it's entertaining to see him with two younger partners, but there's just something about you three being together that just makes sense
you keep him on his toes - yes, the dirty picture and video sending go both ways.
it's to a point where inside of work hours, if aaron sees a text from either you or spencer when he isn't in office with him, he makes sure to turn that brightness down.
lord knows how he'd explain his girlfriend sending him a video of her jerking off his subordinate while he's moaning his name.
even though it is a nice sight to see.
the three of you are very private with your arrangement.
not because you're ashamed or that you think anyone on their team would judge you guys, it's just that they are relentless.
old man grouchy aaron hotchner and loser boy genius spencer reid being in a throuple?! yeah, go ahead and sound the alarms, because tonight's drama is good.
so, you three just like to keep your little paradise to yourselves, though the others aren't stupid.
though you don't work with them, spencer and aaron are almost always together, so there's bound to be some boyfriend actions that take place on accident.
especially if the two of them come out of the same room together and one looks a little disheveled.
besides that, i think they are very kinky when it comes to your sex lives, and i think there's something new every time it happens.
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Alberto: "This 'he loves me, he loves me not' thing is so stupid, I mean why pick a flower's petals when you can just eat the flower?!?"
Giulia: "Why the fuck would you eat the flower…"
Alberto: "Well duh, so he has no choice but to like you. It's like you're eating all the petals anyway instead of picking 'em one by one, so eating them all cancels it out!"
Giulia: "Alberto, no-"
Alberto: "Santa mozzarella, it makes sense doesn't it?"
Giulia: "No, not at all... Y'know what, I'm telling our boyfriend you ate a flower."
request for anything with jim x reader :). hcs, prompt, one shot, ill take anything lol !!
I'll get you a cool longer piece tomorrow!
for now,
jim jimenez x reader headcanons
being with you is not going to feel official to them unless and until they tell Izzy about it; that's just how it is. izzy is just going to say "um...ok," but this is his blessing, and it's very important to jim.
if you don't know any spanish, get ready to learn! jim is adamant that they need to be able to express themselves to their partners in their own language as well as english.
speaking of partners, plural, jim is really gentle with you when you get jealous or insecure, and they don't get impatient with you about it. as long as you're both trying to make it work because that's what you really want, they're happy.
jim shares a cabin with archie and zheng and oluwande, so if you want privacy it's got to be in your cabin or elsewhere on the ship. this has led to some weirdly hot times in the ball room.
they still have their s1 clothes, and if you're very nice they'll let you borrow them. the nose and beard are lost to time and the sea, however.
if you bind, they will insist on making sure you're doing it safely.
jim hates ed, and if you liked him before you got with jim, you're probably going to like him a lot less once they tell you about the kraken era.
despite having been raised to be god's revenge, jim is a mean cook and baker. only their partners know about or benefit from this.
jim is not a cuddler, unless they're sleeping, in which case they do a fantastic clingy octopus impression.
Hello, I hope you're doing well!! Could we get some headcannons for a polyamorus relationship with 2p France, 2p England, and reader? Thank you! =)
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- Louis was extremely hesitant agreeing to it because Oliver was one of the only stable relationships that he ever had and he was worried about ruining it, but he was convinced pretty easily
- Sleeping in the same bed with them in a nightmare because Oliver is very prone to fidgeting in his sleep as well as snoring, and Louis doesn’t sleep much so he gets in and out of bed every hour or so
- Cooking together and/or for each other would be pretty common - especially since it’s a large way Oliver will show he loves people
- Oliver usually ends up washing up after meals, he doesn’t mind it and it might not get done otherwise
- Dates would probably end up being movie nights at home since it’s easy for all parties, they like vaguely the same kind of movies but both will watch whatever without much complaint
- Oliver initiates affection/contact a LOT, whereas Louis just waits for people to initiate it with him, even if he is incredibly touch starved
- There will most definitely be a small argument if everyone moves into a house together and it’s literally just because of how different they are when it comes to decorating, usually ends pretty quickly though
- If Oliver and their S/O are sitting on the couch, Louis will just lay over the two of them and will also definitely not complain if either plays with his hair
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Alysia, Babs, Frankie and Nadimah are actually in a polyamorous relationship, but they're keeping it on the DL because Babs isn't ready to come out to her dad yet
Random Padmé/Anakin/Obi-Wan headcanons plus Bail Organa and the Skywalker Legacy
I blame that post about "who did they THINK Padmé's baby daddy was?" I have a theory it was reputed to be Bail Organa's. Who's married at the time of the clone wars, but totally Padmé's ally and awesome in his own way. I just love the idea of the pro-war senators on the council attacking the Peacemakers for their supposedly scandalous free-love personal lives as part of the effort to get clone bills passed and war powers funded. I need Bail and Padmé being bros who were friends despite that scandal campaign being put out on them because the Organas secretly both knew Padmé had an open marriage if not to whom it was to, and that if it came out she was part of a polyamorous triad with two Jedi--both of whom had previously been in a Padawan/Master relationship, it would be far more damning to their efforts with the war than anything else. That though Padmé believed in stopping the war, believed in principles of freedom and speaking out against oppression, she was essentially private, always hiding herself behind layers of people and decoys. Bail Organa happily agreed to be such a decoy considering what was at stake and the great friendship between them. And what about Padmé's idealism? This is a woman who ruled a planet at fourteen, who single-handedly brought about a merging and representation by both species on her planet. When has she shied away from revolutionary ideas? I like to think both Organas knew Padmé respected life too much to consider abortion while also enjoying the idea of motherhood, and that she intended to raise her children with the benign influence of both her husband and Obi-Wan, that she wanted to simultaneously pioneer a new Jedi order that was less warlike, more connected to the common people. Because can you imagine Anakin Skywalker, the one Jedi in recent history to be raised with a positive relationship with a parent into middle childhood planning with Padmé to maintain ties with their speculative-child if it turned out they had the force? Coming together and talking about discussing it with Obi-Wan so their kid would always have a parent even if they ended up in the temple? So they would always have that balance of influence? That connection to more than just their master? Can you imagine Padmé and Anakin both accepting that Obi-Wan would be as much a parent as they were? Including him wholeheartedly, while Obi-Wan unwittingly believes the hype about Bail and Padmé and blinds himself to the hints Anakin's trying to drop? Where the shit hits the fan, but Padmé passes her son off to Obi-Wan intending him to be the second father she knew he should have been, trying to reassure him on her deathbed that they both loved a good man, that there's good in him still. Give me a poly!Padmé willing to give not one but two Jedi the family they were forbidden from having together, not being an outsider, or some shocking betrayal to Obi-Wan, but having intended him to be there with both of them from the start. Give me Obi-Wan caving and running away anyway, too overwhelmed, leaving Luke with his aunt and uncle, utterly gutted and heartbroken with grief. He sees too much of Anakin in Luke, and Anakin is lost forever. But he also sees too much of what was loving and good in the both of the boy's parents and tries to find a way for the Order's principles of detachment to be wrong about something that could have been so wonderful and unashamed. Give me doubly-destroyed Obi-Wan. Where what could have been is lost forever. Further Headcanon: • Bail scoops up little Leia and treasures her, steps in happily as a father as the space tabloids roar about the bastard princess of Alderaan. She grows up sharp-tongued and beloved by her people, more Bail than Bail himself. She earns her title, just like her mother before her. By the time she's eighteen, she's simply Princess Leia. Further Headcanon: • Episode four is Obi-Wan Kenobi stepping up to join, rescue, and take responsibility for his polyamorous triad children after both of them make contact with him on the same day and he knows, just KNOWS the force is calling to him, that he can't run from it anymore. He settles for sacrificing himself in front of both of children in an effort to protect them from what their biological father's become. At least they'll never be hurt like he was, by love for Anakin. And, in a way, he can keep running himself because he never wanted to be that father. That was Anakin's and Padmé's dream. Further Headcanon: • Ben Solo hears the whispers of the Force from a young age. His father named him as a joke, they told him. As an "it seemed right at the time." He's five years old, awakened by a whisper in a dream when he comes up to Han and informs him The Lady With Flowers In Her Hair says he was named for his Other Grandfather, solemnly informing him that Grandfather's spirit is also pleased. Poor Han turns white as a sheet as, message delivered, Ben proceeds to climb up his wookie uncle, giggling like a sunbeam and yowling little happy noises at him like he didn't just tell his father he was communing with dead relatives. Somewhere in the afterlife, Padmé's flickering blue ghost laughs at Obi-Wan's sputtering because he didn't ask to have his reputation as a spotless Jedi ruined before her grandson. "OUR grandson," Anakin corrects. And little Ben Solo's big ears perk up from nose-deep in uncle Chewie's back fur as he grins at the laughter he doesn't yet realize only he and Uncle Luke can hear. Things are as they should have been.
