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okay i need yall to force me to write so lmk what you wanna see first
what do we wanna see first?
yandere canada headcanons
England general headcanons
something else (leave in ask box)
edit: i’m too impatient to wait a full day so i’m gonna decide after 30 minutes
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I don’t know if I wrote this on here, a little bit sexy- a little bit spicy, but for the allies- what’s their favorite body part of a woman? Or part in general. In a sexy way, not in a terrible way. Although if Oliver, Or Armando have ulterior reasons I wouldn’t be surprised
A little spicy is ok, and this ask fits that perfectly!
I will say, this blog is like eating store made spicy salsa or mid-level spicy wings. But I'll be honest, I won't be writing things that make you want to chug the milk. *teehee*
And you can have Spain for free since he's technically with the Axis...
America: Legs. He loves a good set of legs. Strong or soft, he's lovin' 'em. And boobs, lets be honest, hes a bit pervy.
England: Belly, this one is mixed. One, the dark part it's where the body has the most marbling in the meat. The other hand, it's a nice place to rest his arms when he hugs them from behind.
Canada: Butt and thighs. He likes to run his hands up and down them as they squish.
France: Boobs. He's basic like that, and they're like free stress balls.
Russia: Hands. In his cold land, its a good way to get a good vibe on the kind of woman he's meeting. He has two favorites. The first is the super soft and delicate ones, the ones that show a woman is being taken well care of. The other are the rough and damaged ones, its like finding a stray puppy, a woman he could catch and take care of... and the proof would be her pretty nails.
China: Anything and everything... JK, this man's preferences change every so often due to living for so long and depending on how trends focus on different things, but! He does love a soft face. Especially is you pair that with doe eyes and a cute pout.
Spain: Love handles, just because he likes how he can pull and push on it. Aka he can man handle you.
I love your 13 days of Halloween story.
Thank you! I'm still working on the next day.
Been debating on revealing who the nation in it is...
I head canon 1pCanada as secret pervert! I’m sorry I don’t trust the ‘notice me’ baby act. I AM IN MY 20S I KNOW BETTER NOW! I KNOW WHO RAISED HIM! I don’t know about 2p CanMan tho. Thoughts?
Lol, CanMan!! I love that nickname, approved!
Matt is blunt, and that includes his more perverted side. This man will openly stare and will do it with a same smirk, that one would tend to see on Allen, while sipping his beer. Honestly, it's one of the expressions ,if you see, you'll have no doubt their brothers.
If you his girl, he'll openly make comments and be touchy.
By the way, it’s no problem to give any of motivation at all! The blog kind of reminds me of my favorite author at the moment, it really gives us a motivation when his jp readers ask him questions about his characters. But it also started getting me thinking about Oliver, now your version and another person’s version is pretty much peak because personally, I dislike that little pink arrestable looking Mr. Rogers because he’s evil and I’m glad that the Fandom has recently decided that all interpretations of him should be irredeemably disgusting-what is the reason that the other face family tolerates him so much is because they’ve grown to like him in his own morbid way?
I will die on the soap box that Oliver must be evil! Like, everything about him comes across like an anglerfish. A beacon of hope on a dark background, but when you get too close, its over.
Let's also be honest, Oliver forces his way into keeping the family connection. If he couldn't back up what he threatens, they would have dropped/ended him centuries ago.
Whose the author! I wanna read works like that!
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Hey, all this newfound energy on this blog got me thinking what type of things does s/o gotta do for the axis to find them a little bit off putting at first meeting ? They don’t gotta do anything flat out freaky but like a strange character trait that wouldn’t get them murdered or anything
Hmmm... These people have seen a lot, but there's probably a few things that will make them pause in confusion.
Italy: People in a tight knit family, but like the slightly creepy level. Where the siblings/parents seem to in sync they can predict the needs of their loved ones before its voiced. He thinks its creepily false, which it usually is.
Romano: Religiously PETA people. They're overly gruesome and callous displays are a crime against fashion and civil society.
Japan: The too much internet weebs... need i say more?
Germany: Hyperactive people. Those that are overly happy and active to the point people think that caffeine is in their veins.
Prussia: Gaudy church goers. The common type that makes him pause are like the those you see in Southern churches with big hats and over the top dresses. But the overly showy preacher types count too.
Spain: Pacifists with no spine. They take just a simple push to make them bend, which is no fun for him. He wants a little fight when hes messing with people.
Austria: A perfectly normal and neutral being. Like think normal SpongeBob when he's all smooth. Jon, does not like them, but doesn't care enough to do anything about it... but hell avoid them, usually.
Hey girl, big important question to ask, but how the fuck did any of those motherfuckers become friends? 2p btt sounds demonic af . I’m starting to think that the bad touch is the things that they’re gonna do to people if they walk by them brutally murdering people, questionable pussy dripping sex , and violent religious psychosis . They sound like they’re fucking possessed. Clearly by different things. Are they even friends?
They arent friends in the classical sense, like the OG BTT. Its more like, ya know when you go to several events and you happen to see the same people over and over again, and then you start looking for each other because you all understand each other.
So... yeah, its that. Or a friendship of convenience?
Anyways, they all complain to each other about everyone else. France is the most vocal about his disdain, with Spain being the most likely to do something about it, and Prussia... he's quietly praying they don't effect his chances of accession when he finally dies.
I truly mean this in the least offensive way possible your vision of Allen would listen to ADD by Khantrast and send it to y/n to comfort her when she thinks she’s being annoying. And assuming him and lutz are friends I fear that they would be the type of people to torment their ears to music like 22 grand by Digbar and then blast it in their own home because they start unironically liking it
After listening to these songs, (You could probably include BBN$ too) Allen would probably listen to this type of thing, BUT it would be to annoy people or what he would play to get people to leave his house. Almost like it's the sign to end the party.
Once in a while, probably when he's in a mood, like when no song seems to hit like he needs it to, would he sing along, when hes alone though. Never would he admit aloud he knows that words, ever.
In the OG AU, Lutz and Allen have an uneasy respect for each other. Like they acknowledge each other's scars and the blood they have had to shed, but if they have to, neither has any issue tearing the other apart.
HOWEVER! In the human AU, they are more like friends since they haunt similar places and have similar hobbies. Almost like those guys that don't know a single thing about the other but can find common ground over their hobbies.
