#poly!strawhats

AY GOOD START

Luffy- hes going to try to make sure the crew member in the target zone(read: sunny) isnt busy. If they look really busy hes going to find Zoro and nap with him lmao. Then if Zoro is busy it would be Law next because he shouldn't be busy, then he just goes down the list until someones available. Or he orders a cuddle pile

Zoro- Is also going to look for someone not busy but he's a bit more shy with it? Like he'll accept affection but asking for it and stuff is still foreign to him(he's getting better) so if Robin or Law are just casually laying out he might meander over there. Or the crew senses it and invites him(read:sanji or Luffy notice)

Nami- her go to is Vivi if shes there but Sanji if Vivi isnt there but if she wants advice its Usopp or Robin if she just wants quiet cuddling Zoro(and Sanji once he settles down) Chopper and Carrot if shes cold, Franky if shes warm(metal is coooollllddddd) and if she wants to be stuck for hours Luffy. Jimbei, Law and Brook dont get to cuddle with her much because someone needs to be the adult 😂

Usopp-they are a lot like Zoro, with Luffy all Usopp has to do is hold his arms out and bam a feral rubber band, affection isnt foreign to them they're just self conscious. But when they're scared its either Luffy Zoro Sanji(law if hes on the ship) and like Nami if hes cold Chopper and Carrot and if he needs to talk Robin and Nami.

Sanji: is still reeling from Judge being a piece of shit so it's hard for him to want to cuddle the guys but Law and Chopper have a way to help him. Exposure Therapy. They are gay and expose their gayness and queerness and Sanji gets used to the idea that he is also queer. They do this by one of the dudes holding him down and rewarding good behavior. But since Sanjis the cook and often busy the crew usually tries their hardest when hes not cooking to cuddle the shit outta him.

Chopper: Loves all of the Robin and Zoro cuddles he gets and often him and Sanji cuddle. But he realized he also loved Carrot cuddles and Vivi cuddles and Law cuddles and Jimbei and Brook-(everyone drops what they're doing usually to hold chopper((god I wish that were me)))

Robin: Shes tactile, one second you're about to stand up and be productive and the next shes laying on your chest and ??? Oya oya oya. Shes like a cat. You have to remain there until shes done. She likes body heat so most of the guys and Nami and Vivis boobs- Everyone. Franky installed heaters for her. Brook wears layers for her and always has hot tea.

Franky- like everything else he does hes very loud. So it kinda goes something like this. "AUWAH. SUUUUUPPPPPPEEEERRRRR WANNA CUDDLE" and whoever can comes to roll call. He just loves his gang

Brook- is all for cuddling but only when the timing is right, like right at bedtime the need strikes and good news!!! Everyone loves to cuddle then. He also likes to cuddle with Robin on watch cause in the middle of the night she says some fucked up shit and he likes to make songs out of it.

Jimbei- is kinda new to this so he really only goes to Luffy or Law or Carrot. Zoro is also someone he likes cuddling with and Nami cause they can both lift him(not the only ones but) and it is awesome.

Carrot-YOU GET A GARCHU YOU GET A GARCHU EVERYBODY GETS A GARCHUUUUUUUU.

Vivi- Nami or Usopp are her go to but if Marco is on board she likes to cuddle with him because hes super funny and sweet. Also Chopper but shes got a feathered friend so she doesnt miss them as much(plus Marco visits when he can)

Law- might have been on board for a bit but is allergic to affection(thanks doffy). So usually a shithead main!hat will wrestle him down. (Luffys known to come from the sky with marcos help to do this) but truth is as much as he bitches my boy is so touch starved.

Marco- had a million and ten brothers he is not afraid to look at the nearest crew member and grumpily demand a hug. Yes sometimes its in the dark library and Usopp almost cried and there was one time Zoro did not sense him and suddenly boom lap full of touch starved Phoenix.

But truth be told they can all be seen even in their sleep reaching for each other and in day to day standing shoulder to shoulder, holding hands or even star gazing

Thanks Rus!!! Hope you liked everything!!!

So I wrote about it here with poly!hats I think having BBD and being sick and here with Nami being sick/hurt

So!!!! We'll go down the list of what the partners do when one of their own is sick!!!

Monkey D. Luffy: when Luffy is sick, there is a quiet panic that falls over his partners cause luffy isnt ever sick. Law Chopper and Marco usually spring into action with medicines while Sanji starts making nutritious food for his captain. Robin is on comfort duty while Franky Carrot Usopp and Jimbei protect the ship. Zoro is a human body pillow from the heat he puts out and Nami will run her fingers through his hair and try to help Vivi with making sure the rest of the crew is drinking and eating. Brook plays relaxing music.

Roronoa Zoro: Sanji:idiots cant get sick. No its not often Zoro gets sick but its more common than Luffy. Most of the jobs are the same except Luffy is part octopus and understands hes a bull in a glass house that also has a china shop in it so he tries to just lay as still as possible but when lying around gets to be too much he'll usually stay away from most of the crew members and switch someone for guard duty. Carrot and Usopp are expert cuddlers. The crew is a little more lively since they dont have to constantly fight Zoro to stay down and sleep. (Law even lets him have some whiskey in his tea and chopper still doesnt know).

Nami: its a red fucking alert. There is more panic than 2/3 doctors think is necessary but "you two werENT THERE SHE ALMOST DIED" it takes a bit to calm everyone down. And its Nami who does it but she handles a sick day by just cuddles and soup. She'll stab anyone who brings her to the medbay for a cold. If not for fear of her luffy would disagree. It is the only time Nami doesnt give Zoro shit because he usually notices first and just pulls her into his chest to make her lay down. Marco handles navigation. Chopper gives Nami medicine and Law provides some of the worst best bedside manner.

Usopp: god save anyone when this God gets sick cause its never just a cold Usopp will have pneumonia in both lungs and bronchitis and ask Law or Chopper to give them something for allergies(im Usopp btw) whats worse is Usoppll still do what Usopp usually does and either play it up 100 degrees or just be in denial but whats different with Usopp is just wanting to be left alone? At first everyone was kinda hurt cause they love them but you just kinda sometimes wanna wallow in your existence???

Sanji: y'all ever heard of manflu. Cause this boy gets manflu 😰 which is no offense cause poor sanji. This means vivi Marco jimbei and Nami are on food duty and zoro 100% defends the ship cause he cannot 👏 stand 👏 whining 👏 its cute on luffy. Not on Sanji. Zoro still loves him but "men should die silently". (Zoro about had a panic attack the first time sanji was sick)Chopper and Marco usually deal with Sanji best when hes sick. Jimbei is Sanjis cuddle buddy cause sanji does. Not. Want. To. Be. Hot. And jimbei is cold 😁.

Chopper: you'd think everyone would be chill but like,,,,, do you understand the panic if your only doctor is sick? Before Law and Marco it was up to Nami and Usopp to bullshit their way through medical books and Sanji to try and control the rest of the heathens. Lemme tell y'all how nice it is to have more than 1 doctor. Carrot honestly will not leave Chopper and her and Robin almost had war but they decided to share. Choppers in heaven. But also sick so, that sucks

Nico Robin: You think Sanjis flu was bad. For years robin was alone with her self. She is a brat times 12. Law usually deals with Robin only cause he doesn't have good bedside manner and isnt afraid to tell her to calm down. He still uses Luffy and Chopper as meat shields but 🤷 whats a man to do. Vivi, nami and Carrot surround her and do whatever she asks which is why shes a brat. Marco and Jimbei are absolutely terrified of Robin and its cause of the time Robin had the flu and she was so groggy and sick and Marco made a comment in pure fun and he had a squeaky voice for a few minutes. Robin is no fun sick.

Franky: I'm torn on if cyborgs can get sick but he is half human(1/4 now??) He needs warm coco cola constantly?? Would ginger ale make him act sick?? Theres too many variables here y'all idk what would happen but it would not be SuUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRR.

Brook: can skeletons get sick??? I mean he can drink and eat and feel warmth and cold but like??? Jfc there are so many variables here someone come hollar at me if franky, Brook or Marco could get sick cause honestly idk.

Jimbei: like swine flu but fish flu. I feel like Jimbei wouldnt try to tell anyone and Marco would just appear and be like spongebob to squidward like "youre sick arent you Jimbei". It takes exactly one puppy dog face from Luffy to get jimbei to take some time to relax and heal. Jimbei is a blushing mess while being cared for. Like on a scale of I Deserve This and More aka Robin Nico to Please Stop Taking Care of Me aka Jimbei, hes of course jimbei. Everyone thinks its sweet.

Nefertari Vivi: Is mother fuckin princess of Alabasta, the realest the coolest, the biggest baby in the world. Snuggles. She wants nothing but snuggles. Like she would prefer to be shot than have a cold. (Same). But shes hot. All the time. So her snuggly friends are Jimbei, Law and Marco. His fire isnt hot and he and Law are for some reason cold. Zoro: cause theyre from the ninth level of hell where its cold. He is promptly delegated to be on dish duty for a week because the Queen demands it. And by Queen I mean Law 🤷

Marco: can Marco get sick?? Can someone help me?????? Should we make a discord??? Is prom tomorrow??? WHOS FLYING THE PLANE?!?!?!?

Carrot: their sweet summer child, also everyones daughter practically(not in a weird way but yknow) is like Luffy rarely sick and even when she is sick 🤷 its like the sniffles and maybe a light cough. Its usually over before she even realizes she had anything so her time sick might be spent with reading with Robin or even hanging around the doctors for some quiet and pat pats.

Trafalgar D Water Law: you think they panicked with Nami and Luffy?? They heard about his childhood, they've seen photos of the scars. If Law coughs even once they bleach the entire everything. Everything gets lysol(E V E R Y T H I N G) the Poly!hats wage war on germs and they win. The Sunny or where ever they are is sterile. 100% you could eat off the floor. Not that anyone but Luffy or Zoro would. Law acts like He hates the attention but like he did almost die from a disease and he has so much panic and to have his partners there for him means the world to him and it makes him have heart eyes. But subtly.

WHOO man. Thats a novel right there kids. My fingers actually hurt.

Yes heylo!

So I think you meant like physical aspect but I’m gonna include both cause I like emotional shit thank you very much

1. Monkey D. Luffy: Emotional: he’s a flame and everyone else is moths, it’s impossible to not love this kid like, have you seen him??? Everyone liked how accepting he was and how driven as a person he is as well. Physical: his smile is the fucking sun. Also he’s made of rubber?? Everyone is always interested in that.

2. Zoro: Emotional: they liked how confident Zoro was. In the way he fought, he was even confident in losing, Zoro was and is confident and it draws people close to him, even people as strong as Luffy. Physical: Have you seen Zoro, all of him. Just all of Him.

2. Nami: Emotional: She was really smart, smart like Sabo. She was fast on her feet, a quick thinker, Luffy knew he needed her to succeed just like he thought he needed Sabo and Ace i’m gonna die now kaye Physical: Have you ever seen the sunrise with that burnt orange glow that makes the sky look like it’s on fire and you just feel happy. That’s what Nami does to people. She’s fucking beautiful.

Usopp: Emotional: he’s so fucking resilient? Even through panic attacks and depressive episodes he’s saved some serious ass and that is the most attractive thing to the Strawhats. He’s ready to square up whenever. Physical: he was a lanky little shit before so you’d think ??? what about him?? his muscles are just a bonus kiddos, his smile could also destroy free will. 

Sanji: Emotional: Sanji is 100% a pillar who doesn’t ask why he needs to pick up your slack, he will just do it. He takes care of those around him and they all fall in love with that side of him. Physical: his fucking calves are to die for and tell me I’m lying. Boy can kick through fucking walls and steel, he has calves for DAYS.

Tony Tony Chopper: Emotional: he will hype you to the max because he thinks everyone is so cool and you eventually love that about him. The Poly!Hats sometimes think it may be too much but then he looks so cute and who can deny him. Physical: he’s a fluffy reindeer, figure it out guys.

Nico Robin: Emotional: She was older and sturdy for them. She too knew a lot, more than Nami and most of the guys know they’re not too smart and it doesn’t hurt to have incredible capable women around you. She was also terrifying and that is a powerful aphrodisiac. Physical: Nico Robin is fucking beautiful and strong. 

Cyborg Franky: Emotional: he could make things lighthearted and he is so sympathetic. He also listens, really well. He is kind of like the big brother of the crew. Physical: he’s a cyborg and they’ve all got kinks they need to work out. Sorry not sorry He’s also SUUUUPPPPEEEERRRRRR strong and BEEFY.

Soul King Brook: Emotional: he also knows how to keep things light but he also has lived a long time and is emotional available for most, and stability is the one thing all of them haven’t had. Chopper is about the closest with Kureha but his early life wasn’t too great. Physical: they all wanna bone. Get it. Cause he’s a skeleton. Ha ha…. I’m gonna be over here. 

Trafalgar D. Water Law: Emotional: Do you need a salt mate? Someone to hate things with you, stay up late, make bad decisions, get matching tattoos, piercings and just have a general zest for death? Law’s your guy. The others fell in love with his quick wit, goofy faces, and persona in general. The dude oozes sex. Physical: Tattoos. Piercings. Dark circles under the eye “No that isn’t makeup, it’s too natural” -Nami. Everything pirates are into.

Nefertari Vivi: Emotional: she’s down to earth. She only thought of saving her people and then pirates, and this is when they first got into the grand line, in a lot of ways she was most of their first loves.(Not Zoro’s gay ass). Physical: just look up a picture of her smiling. She’s drop dead gorgeous.

Carrot: Emotional: she’s like a therapy animal, only is prone to biting , stealing your food, not being well behaved… She’s more like a pet than Chopper and they all fell in love with her wild side. Physical: have you ever hated a bunny??? I rest my case.

Jimbei: Emotional: he’s just so?? Soft?? Supportive?? Sweet?? Jimbei is the supportive BF they all needed cause while he’s strict, he is also down to fight anyone and everyone. Physical: again, I’m gonna say unresolved kinks that just haven’t fully set in yet. He’s also really fucking strong and muscular. 

Marco the Phoenix: Emotional: when they all met up, he still needed emotional healing and well, the poly!Hats at that point are all for it. Marco was also like a flame, and Luffy especially wanted flames in his life. Physical: Marco the phoenix is a hot mf for being old. Jimbei’s gay, Zoro’s gay, Nami’s never been more pan in her life. He’s got the confidence of a man that could get anyone into bed, and he’s got the looks.

I absolutely HC them as significantlyslightly more impressed AND turned on by Usopp and his fuckin glow up

He also got more courage and just all around a glow up

They all immediately thought “i have to touch him” and they did

a lot

Truth be told Law hadn’t seen much of Usopp before the time skip

but from what he heard he was kinda not that impressed 

But this fuckin dude?!

Yeah he could agree he was a God.

vivi is in the same boat

He sometimes feels like he’s the kid with like 14 parents and he’s like “i’m??? a doctor????”

and one of em will be like “our perfect doctor” and he just gets so blushy and flustered 

also

sjkndfskjdbglakjeg!!!!!!! Thank you so much for enjoying the AU i kinda just mentioned and now like at least 6 of you like it and it fuELS ME

he totes in it for the cuddles but I feel for the little dude if he ever finds his love cause it’s gonna be hell with so many parents.

bless you

Serious questions are totally fine!

My opinion, which is purely an opinion is I strongly disagree with what they’re saying I mean. The premise of the show is Luffy saying “I’m going to be Pirate King” and a little bit right before the Time Skip all of the enemies luffy has defeated, some with relative ease and some have taken him time and strategy but he’s defeated them but there are only few people he couldn’t beat. He hasn’t beaten Garp, he hasn’t beaten the big heads of the navy and he hasn’t beaten Black Beard or any of the Emperors. Another premise that they promise is that he is to return Shanks hat to him, right up until the time skip he hasn’t met Shanks again.

So in order we’ve got in the list of what he has done(mainly)

1. Got into the grand line2. Got to the red line3. Beat everyone up until the 2Y TS

What he hasn’t done:

1. Beat his grandpa(they’re gonna fight for real)2. Found the one piece3. Become Pirate King4. Defeat all four yonkos(you kinda either have to befriend or beat them

Also, they had eluded to Haki but hadn’t really introduced it yet. It would be idiotic to not showcase how amazing haki and haki users truly are

So if they had ended it we’d have like a million things that weren’t answered and then the entire show would be ruined. (in my opinion)

Now, in my personal opinion I wish we would have got more of the actual training taking place inside the 2 year time skip. I would have loved to see Zoro’s training, and Luffy’s and Nami’s. Robins time in the revolutionary army and Franky’s self rebuild like, all that shit would be so cool to see and not when they come back they’re just like “my training has paid off” I just think it would have been dope.

As far as the quality of the series after the time skip, is the quality before the time skip. We’ve still got villains luffy beats, we’ve got the same motives everyone always has been going for, same type of plot it’s a shonen anime I don’t know what some people expected but it was the same before as it was after. We’ve still got the fan service, the wild card trio, girl crazy sanji, luffy making friends left and right, people pledging themselves in debt of the strawhats.The two year time skip was as necessary as the Chimera Ant Arc in Hunter X Hunter(if anyones seen it) some people didn’t like it but it made the characters realize faults and move forward and you need that for a good seriesOne piece isn’t the absolute best series I’ve ever seen. Like I said it’s classic shonen. However I like it because it isn’t afraid to split the crew up(as much as i hate them apart) and it isn’t afraid to be repetitive and just all around what you sign up for.The faults are also relatable they all revolve around personal issues and family toxicity, there are class issues, race issues(fishman and minks) and morality issues, while still keeping them somehow relatable despite the insane strength we see sometimes(a lot ok)

The quality has stayed the same, so as for the people who are saying it went down then they’re disappointed in something personal they didn’t see but wanted too(which is fine! I was a little miffed Sanji didn’t change but it’s just his major hindrance and can’t change :) )

In my personal opinion I love One Piece is always going to have a top place in my heart for all of it’s predictability and un-predictability and all the characters and if it helps in any way I am not a guru and if you love the show, then love it man 

Also the quality from a fans opinion(mine) is fantastic and I love it, but from like a professional(not me but from me) it’s subpar but being a fan isn’t about technicalities it’s about love so just enjoy it, I will :)

HERE’S SOME POLY!HATS about the 2 year time skip: :D

It was hard

like really hard

Most of them won’t admit it but there was a lot of crying the first night because they went from being able to constantly ground themselves by another voice or touching to nothing.

There was no contact for two years, hell most of em didn’t know where each other were(Robin and Nami had an idea, and Zoro went with recounts from brief Shanks visits and what Mihawk was willing to tell him) 

So they all completely immersed themselves into their training, it was the only thing they could do to not go insane

I’ve mentioned it before in snuggle piles hcs, but there was an intense hugging session and yeah rayleigh had to cover for longer than he wanted(with the brigade) but it was nice to see those kids so happy

Zoro: you didn’t write you stupid love cook!Sanji: at LEAST I KNOW HOW TO WRITEUsopp: JUST SHUT UP AND KISS YOU TWO

They did.

Lots of crying, lots of hugging

Nami refused to let go of Robin and Chopper was in the middle it was great

There was a reckoning, it was luffy. He took em all down to the grass of sunny and they all just laid there

Usopp: is it weird to miss someones horrible personality?Usopp: cause i missed everyone.

Luffy even let a few onto Sunny’s figurehead. It was pretty serious

This is when BBD protocol was first installed because readjusting to the same but different people took a hard hit on a few of them and it was dire after they relaxed from fishman

Luffy did Conquerors Haki and his partners swooned (Jimbei did too) There was never a gayer moment

ok there were but hot damn it was hot

I really want nami and zoro to get tatted and put their lovers flags on them like… that’d be dope

Franky made the sofa into a bed that can fit all of them

Vivi calls every night if she can to talk and they all cry because they miss her so much and they tell her all about Law and Jimbei and Marco and Carrot and she’s like “I NEED TO BE THERE”’

and they’re all like “yah we know”

I will absolutely talk about Vivi moreAnd if it’s fine with you, lemme talk about Poly!Hat Vivi

She at first was out of her depth because well, she isn’t suppose to even talk to pirates let alone love at the time five of them and chopper(not sexually). 

and had no relationship experience and to not have gone with them, well she felt left out

then she got the first letter and it solidified her thoughts. She was gonna go be a pirate princess.

Vivi loves spicey foods and trying new foods and whenever she’s with her partners they show her food from all around the world and tell her all about their adventures

however my home girl isn’t some damsel in distress

She actively fights giant lizards in the desert now for funsies

She spars with Luffy and Sanji and Nami and they just … melt (robin fans herself no matter the weather)

When she met the new additions she fucked with them so hard “so you think you can steal my partners?” and lemme tell you Jimbei, Marco and Brook all about died cause she’s fucking scary (kinda like Robin) and after a minute she laughed and asked that they also take care of her

Law loved her immediately because she was just warm??? like Luffy??? and she was super smart but not Robin way smart, she just .. He’s positive if he ever had to choose a partner it’d be really hard 

she hates that she can’t always be with them but when she is she makes the absolute best of it and refuses to sit out

Chopper suffers cause his infirmary is “toO SMALL FOR THIS MANY IDIOTS” and Law just laughs cause he’s one of the idiots leaning on another idiot and Vivi is always smiling really big and says “but Chopper-Sensei, we don’t want you to get bored!”

When Kobra finds out he flips. his. shit and tells her she has to break up with them so she goes to her room and changes into her traveling clothes and walks back and says “k find a new princess. I choose them. I’ll always choose them” and ??? the Strawhats saw that and cried

She’s his daughter before the princess so he says okay to the relationship and threatens pirates “don’t hurt my baby” and they’re like “she’s more likely to hurt us” and yah he can agree with that

She’s so strong, emotionally and physically and when she heard about BBD she felt like she missed a big part(after the 2 year time skip she shows up on their boat and is a fiery woman of pissed off)

It took Nami and Robin to calm her down and Sanji, Usopp and Luffy all laid in a pile of “ass whooped” Zoro was busy retrieving Chopper from the sea. Franky was hiding behind Brook

She made them promise to keep her in the loop no matter what, no matter how small cause she chose them and she felt like they didn’t choose her and they definitely didn’t want her to think that

Her and Nami now talk every night

She sometimes feels left behind cause she’s not always with them and traveling but with their impromptu stops and after Luffy becomes Pirate King, she leaves the Princess life and goes to sea with them.

I would also honestly love to see Vivi become a pirate cause she’d be so badass 

Thanks so much for the ask and for waiting! Sorry it got angsty, I’m listening to some passionate music 

So there are like thousands of different bets in the marines it’s insane Garp is just like 🤷🏼‍♀️ so long as he doesn’t get pregnant and Sengoku doesn’t have the time nor patience to tell him that’s not how it works Sengoku is fuckin pissed because all the strawhats fuck around and confuse the new recruits by saying “not my boyfriend!” And then a minute later to a different member “not my boyfriend!!!!” And all the recruits are confused and then they have to hold a class and it’s a lot Blackbeard is pissed cause he can’t land even one piece of ass but Luffy can easily land over 12Sabo willingly gave shovel talk to pretty much anyone who’s ever spoken to Luffy Dragon cant judge because well i mean at least he’s happy??? We’re bringing in Sir Crocodile because that’s luffys mom and lemme just say there were some threatening looks sent to luffys partners because even though crocodile knows first hand Luffy will fuck someone up that’s still his son Bonney: they’re all so fuckin weirdKid: how the fuck did law manage to seduce the entire crew?!Law: they seduced me, I’m a victim Doflamingo was oddly supportive?? Fujitora congratulated them because he thought it was beautifulBoa is two different emotions: pissed it’s not her, but she’s happy if luffys happyZoro told Mihawk and Mihawk said “I’m shocked you can’t find your way around my castle but you can figure out your way around multiple bodies”There was a duel that dayPerona thinks it’s too much work 🤷🏼‍♀️Ivan threw a giant fucking party

When the celestial dragons find out, there are literal riots “First they’re pirates and horrible and now they partake in a relationship like that?!?!”The Strawhats send their Christmas card to Marie Jois every year :) Smoker just wants them to stop with the Public indecency and the offers to join

Reporter: who is your partner?Zoro being a shit head: well i can’t figure out my way anywhere so instead of choosing i chose all of them

To this day everyone is still confused on how it works and the crew always gives dumb answers“Magic”“Sacrifice”“I didn’t eat any rice growing up”“Hair spray”“The power of friendship”“For spite”“Rock paper scissors”

They’ve stopped asking at this point Shanks high fives every single one of them Mihawk threatens to kill him Surprising shanks gives Luffy the shovel talk Benn then gives shanks the shovel talkThen there’s an actual shovel and well it doesn’t go well from there

So here you go! I’d like to think that the entire grand line is just so used to monkey d. Luffy and all of the shenanigans so they half expected it and people are usually in awe and jealous cause even a one on one relationship doesn’t work as well as theirs