One Piece

And this has got to be 100% canon

My roommate and I cracked up about this at length so now I hope you all enjoy it as much as we did

Its totally mixed in with Namis tangerines

It was an accident but he stole one of choppers medical books and learned “Hey this can help with my issues”

Robin knew before Usopp knew. 👌

She totally was like “franky if I’m right you owe me 1000 berries” and franky was like “okay but right about what??” And she just Jason bourned herself away

At first Usopp just uses it but when Law was on their ship he just came up to Usopp and was like “how much?” “How much what??” “Weed. How much for some weed?”

Usopp was freaked at first but… He was pulling in major cash and it helped other so 🤷 no harm no foul

He only sold to allies at first but then marines snuck on board and well theyve gotta deal with akainu ??? So they need it too

Then it was random pirates

… Then he became known as Weed Man Usopp, Grandline Weed Dealer.

It only got worse when he was identified as God Usopp

“Can i get some God weed?” “Im sorry but what the fu-” and Robin just appears and is like “that’ll be more expensive but yeah” and Usopp is like “its all the same!”

Marco the Phoenix becomes a regular and honestly Usopp doesnt even know what his life is

Akainu deems him extra heinous because not only is he a pirate but he sells drugs

Tsuru, Fujitora, Aokiji and Kizaru totally buy from him

Doflamingo is proud of God Usopp because “why didnt i fuckin think of that?!” Considers him a bit more dangerous than Law and Luffy

Usopp refuses to sell to Blackbeard and everyone supports him

Luffy will eat the edibles cause sometimes he just doesnt want to be a hyperactive captain that does speed

Everyone on sunny really

Usopp sells edibles to marines so they dont get caught smoking it

It brings in a bunch of extra money so like they strawhats are kinda rich??

Nami loves being a pirate even more

The weed kinda tastes like tangerines somehow and nobodies gonna question it but thats what makes it popular

Usopp has to have some of the strawhat fleet sell because the demand and supply is just outrageous

Yes this means Bartolomeo and the Tontattas sell the good kush

Zoro being high and drunk in an experience the strawhats feel everyone should have in their life

The revolutionary army is also frequent customers.

Koala. Koala buys so she doesnt kill someone sabo dragon

Jimbei just needs a fucking break 🤷😂

Mihawk stops by, kicks Zoros ass and then buys for him and shanks

Shanks: hey Yassop how come your son is not only a god but the official weedman of the grandline and you’re uh… Not any of those things?

Yassop is both proud and becoming more afraid by the day. When they meet how powerful will his son be?!

Can you guys just imagine the strawhats high as fuck?

Luffy with the munchies??

Robin with the conspiracy theories???

Its all more likely than you think.

Okay so I know next to nothing about pot/weed/kush whatever the kids are calling it. But it does help with anxiety and depression also pains and insomnia

This happened on 4/20 for a reason kids

I hope you guys enjoyed them because i enjoyed thinking about them and writing them! Also i will try to do my asks today some time but I cannot garauntee they can be done due to my schedule

Thanks for stopping by!!!! Remember my ask box is always open and I’m always down to talk anime!!!