#rus anon

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Luffy- hes going to try to make sure the crew member in the target zone(read: sunny) isnt busy. If they look really busy hes going to find Zoro and nap with him lmao. Then if Zoro is busy it would be Law next because he shouldn't be busy, then he just goes down the list until someones available. Or he orders a cuddle pile

Zoro- Is also going to look for someone not busy but he's a bit more shy with it? Like he'll accept affection but asking for it and stuff is still foreign to him(he's getting better) so if Robin or Law are just casually laying out he might meander over there. Or the crew senses it and invites him(read:sanji or Luffy notice)

Nami- her go to is Vivi if shes there but Sanji if Vivi isnt there but if she wants advice its Usopp or Robin if she just wants quiet cuddling Zoro(and Sanji once he settles down) Chopper and Carrot if shes cold, Franky if shes warm(metal is coooollllddddd) and if she wants to be stuck for hours Luffy. Jimbei, Law and Brook dont get to cuddle with her much because someone needs to be the adult 😂

Usopp-they are a lot like Zoro, with Luffy all Usopp has to do is hold his arms out and bam a feral rubber band, affection isnt foreign to them they're just self conscious. But when they're scared its either Luffy Zoro Sanji(law if hes on the ship) and like Nami if hes cold Chopper and Carrot and if he needs to talk Robin and Nami.

Sanji: is still reeling from Judge being a piece of shit so it's hard for him to want to cuddle the guys but Law and Chopper have a way to help him. Exposure Therapy. They are gay and expose their gayness and queerness and Sanji gets used to the idea that he is also queer. They do this by one of the dudes holding him down and rewarding good behavior. But since Sanjis the cook and often busy the crew usually tries their hardest when hes not cooking to cuddle the shit outta him.

Chopper: Loves all of the Robin and Zoro cuddles he gets and often him and Sanji cuddle. But he realized he also loved Carrot cuddles and Vivi cuddles and Law cuddles and Jimbei and Brook-(everyone drops what they're doing usually to hold chopper((god I wish that were me)))

Robin: Shes tactile, one second you're about to stand up and be productive and the next shes laying on your chest and ??? Oya oya oya. Shes like a cat. You have to remain there until shes done. She likes body heat so most of the guys and Nami and Vivis boobs- Everyone. Franky installed heaters for her. Brook wears layers for her and always has hot tea.

Franky- like everything else he does hes very loud. So it kinda goes something like this. "AUWAH. SUUUUUPPPPPPEEEERRRRR WANNA CUDDLE" and whoever can comes to roll call. He just loves his gang

Brook- is all for cuddling but only when the timing is right, like right at bedtime the need strikes and good news!!! Everyone loves to cuddle then. He also likes to cuddle with Robin on watch cause in the middle of the night she says some fucked up shit and he likes to make songs out of it.

Jimbei- is kinda new to this so he really only goes to Luffy or Law or Carrot. Zoro is also someone he likes cuddling with and Nami cause they can both lift him(not the only ones but) and it is awesome.

Carrot-YOU GET A GARCHU YOU GET A GARCHU EVERYBODY GETS A GARCHUUUUUUUU.

Vivi- Nami or Usopp are her go to but if Marco is on board she likes to cuddle with him because hes super funny and sweet. Also Chopper but shes got a feathered friend so she doesnt miss them as much(plus Marco visits when he can)

Law- might have been on board for a bit but is allergic to affection(thanks doffy). So usually a shithead main!hat will wrestle him down. (Luffys known to come from the sky with marcos help to do this) but truth is as much as he bitches my boy is so touch starved.

Marco- had a million and ten brothers he is not afraid to look at the nearest crew member and grumpily demand a hug. Yes sometimes its in the dark library and Usopp almost cried and there was one time Zoro did not sense him and suddenly boom lap full of touch starved Phoenix.

But truth be told they can all be seen even in their sleep reaching for each other and in day to day standing shoulder to shoulder, holding hands or even star gazing

Thanks Rus!!! Hope you liked everything!!!

Here you go man

Cause im cackling

Luffy-declares himself pirate king and its basically the same

Zoro-manages to still get lost inside the campaign

Nami-says her character is just rich and on a remote island away from shenanigans

Usopp-is the bravest warrior of the sea no faults

Sanji-is the coolest assassin ever, nobody knows why at that point he picked it either

Chopper-a 9 foot tall cleric hes actually trying ok

Robin- is the government

Franky- okay this is gonna be long but hear me out my friend played a Warforged and he was like 8 ft tall, went "tee-hee-hee" in a robotic voice and naruto ran and sailor moon transformed. Thats fucking franky

Brook- is still a skeleton? They dont care if its not allowed the rules are null and void. He wants to be the barbarian

Jimbei- is the bard. He chooses to be a mermaid??? Everyone's really okay with it

Carrot- she also plays a rogue and doesnt really get the game but her spirits there

Law- exasperated. Law is still being held at Luffy point(which is kind of like gun point but if you try to leave he gomu gomu no yeet himself at you)

Vivi- is still a princess but shes a PIRATE PRINCESS. Her and Luffy decide to be siblings and honestly everyone is tired

Marco-he decides to play Rocket the raccoon and almost everyone suffers

Sabo- is the DM and everyone is going to get eaten by a dragon

Rus anon this is a fucking gold mine that I’ve been laughing at since you sent it to me.

100% at first Zoro just did it and Nami was like “fuck it, whoever finds Zoro first gets a fuckin reward” and from there Luffy and Law one day were annoying one another and Chopper came running out and was like “where is Zoro!?” and everyone just shrugged cause like ??? “it’s not my day to watch him”

it was Robin’s idea to whomever found him would be king of the ship for a day and how is Luffy not going to jump on that for one, for two, Nami isn’t going to miss this chance ever, and three Law wants some god damn peace and quiet and he’ll fuckin get it

I agree they’re the top 3 cause of their senses, but I also think it goes a little deeper than that and they’re all just so fuckin competitive. Chopper isn’t, he’s just so adamant about bandages.

HC accepted but only if to this day Zoro still has no fuckin clue an intense battle for “King of the Ship” Wages on the fact he has no clue where he is ever and that even Law gets excited when he finds Zoro and “thats just fuckin creepy Torao”  “That’s fine. I’m gonna be king.” “King of what?” “Don’t worry about it, here hold my hand I can’t lose my prize.”

So a friend @rusalnaia i were talking and well this came up and imagine the strawhats singing this as they leave after a marine fight. Specifically after the fight with Akainu.

And can you imagine their glee when they see the poster and they all know “he got to be sogeking!!!!” And when they all meet up it’s the first story they ask for and when all the Hats(Strawhats but shorter) just smile really brightly and say “yeah tell us the story again too, it’s our favorite” Usopp just smiles so brightly(brighter than Luffy) and he tells it again and they’re just holding hands and chopper is in Usopps lap and name is hugging Usopp from behind and Luffy is sitting on the floor by his feet and there’s Robin on one side and Sanji on the other and they’re all just retelling the story and there’s just this happiness in the room

(I’m in the need of fluff right now, I’m having a BBD)

You were not at all a dick!!!!!!!! I promise i love talking theories and how certain characters would react and i especially love different opinions :)Here are your “I took the hit for you” HCs

So it wouldn’t matter what strawhat did it for him, he’s out of bloodShould be stated that it was a bad idea to attack Zoro, it was a worse idea to hit his nakama He feels terrible and won’t leave the front of choppers infirmary It looked so bad, like a step closer to death No matter who said what he wouldn’t stop feeling badIf he wasn’t in the infirmary watching over he’d be training and trying to be better When the member finally woke up, he’d apologize for being weakNo matter what the member said he wouldn’t listen He would totally hover for a while(worse than chopper) It’s normal for him to be hurt but he takes all the hits so nobody else has tooWhat if someone was behind Zoro and the crew member took the hit because scars on the back are a swordsman shame

ABSOLUTELY

So they actually have EAP for Bad Brain Days or alternatively: The bear and clown is acting up(bear is anxiety, clown is depression)

Step one: all of the most nutritional food is cooked for consumption Step two: the lounge is turned into the best blanket fort the entire world has seen Step three: person of BBD(bad brain day) is caught in the formidable blanket burrito that none can escapeStep four: question about needs are asked “is there anything we can do, do you need anything” based on answer they move onto-Step five: cuddle piles full of love and encouragement(one person stands watch and they switch out every two hours)Do step five until person feels better

It’s like a covert operation and they all enforce it, let’s just say Marco thought he was under attack when it first happened They all also have jars that the other members can write nice things/draw nice things and they can put the notes in the jar and look at it when they feel sad

If they need to cry they do and afterwards it’s a hot bath, some tea and a good massage

Remember kids, listen to your boundaries and feelings and everyone is valid and you’re feelings are valid and there are numbers, apps, websites and help anywhere you look