#plushwave

Thats a good question actually... i dont know to be honest with you, bee. I've only cared for plushcons because they crashed their little ship in my back garden, so theres plenty of them about.

You know what? Leme ask around real quick.

Hey guys. Is there any, like, functional differences, between decepticons and autobots?

Well-

They stink. We smell great.

You don't have noses. How can you tell???

Vibes.

Ok but thats not really what I meant. Say an autobot showed up on our doorstep.

Send them away. The nest is at max capacity.

No but-

Put up a big sign outside that says "no autobots allowed"

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Draw op, then draw some stink lines on his head hahaha

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They then got into an argument about how the big sign should look and completely forgot about my question. I decided to ask megatron.

Hey megs can I ask someth....why are you standing like that???

Like what?

Like an old man with back problems, standing in the park to feed the ducks.

What is a duck?

Uh. You know what. Nevermind. I wanted to ask about the differences between autobots and decepticons

Ahh I see, you wish to learn more about the war! You have come to the right place ,Human

No, wait.

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So megatron lectured me for about 90 minutes on his perspective on the war. It was uhhh. Lightly biased in favour of the decepticons, which was fine. I could have done without the graphic retelling of his victories. His poetry was pretty good though.

Still no answer bee so im gonna ask Knockout since hes a medic. He'd know best what the differences are im sure.

Hey Knockout!

Hello Human.

You busy? I have some autobot vs decepticon questions.

Well I am about to buff my finish before bed but...Ask away.

Ok so, is there any real difference between an autobot and a decepticon from a medical stand point?

Yes, many!

Oh really??

Yes, but I really wouldnt bother treating either.

What.

Practicality, my dear squishy. Autobots are far too self sacrificing. You patch them up and they've made a mess again by the time you've washed your servos, there's just no point.

And the decepticons?

The majority of the decepticon army is drones. They break and you just make more. Fixing them costs more time and resources than making a new one.

Wow.

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Knockout depressed me so badly I had to go lie down for a bit. Which was fine but I did run into the waves while I was there.

Hey guys can I ask-

No. Its too hot.

WaveWave: on vacation.

Understandable have a nice day.

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Banished from my own bed. In my desperation I even decided to ask Null. Surely, a neutral entity could help...

Null?

ዣስላትጥ?

Girl, I know your aft speaks english. Its too hot for this

Sorgy.

Youre my last hope. Do you know of any PRACTICAL difference between an autobot and a decepticon?

Hmm...allow me to meditate on this....

For how long?

Oh...a few days should do it....

Oh my god.

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Welp. That answered exactly 0 questions. Im just going to guess here but I dont think there's any real difference between the 2 . Except maybe for one

I imagine autobots are much less annoying.

Beverly hills - Jumbo Spirit Stallion of the cimarron

Features: Is a huge very high-quality plush horse with glass bead eyes and an embroidered symbol on his side.

For size comparison, I've included the more common smaller version of the plush in the photos.

Size: 70cm long (not including tail) Jumbo sized plush.