#plushscream

And she saw your Starscream plushie and said if there was one of Pharma like it that would be her favorite plushie

In about a year she'll graduate and I was hoping if you ever got the chance to make it

Can I buy it as a grad present for her?

I know this is super weird lol but just on the off chance you can I'd really love to

hi! the Human here, ill answer in lieu of star.

good news! i take commissions! i can make anyone as long as you have enough reference photos. i dont really know anything about pharma ( except that hes a little insane) but yea i can make one for you. just DM me off anon and i can take details. if youre not quite ready to do that you can read all my commission info here

i probably wouldn't make a pharma just off my own bat and im not taking requests for who to make next just yet ( we still have to make our way through breakdown, oppy, bee, dreadwing etc) but yes, to answer your question, i can totally make you Pharma for your sister.

side note we are also making an official starsqweem plush if she wants to check that out too lol

All hail longscream

Human i dont like this im getting dizzy

Opp. Sorry star

you have my thanks commander, now I can start hoarding gold and trinkets

sincerely, the dragon

Perhaps you'd like to compensate me for my efforts then, dragon? Share your hoard of gold and shanix? As you can see, The decepticon coffers are quite empty at the moment. This conquest won't pay for itself.

-Starscream, your beseeching commander

Dear Human

Let me start by apologising profusely, please forgive my poor judgement! Whatever I did to make you put me in the wet rotary torture chamber, was a serious error on my part! Please reconsider my termination! I will do better, do anything you ask of me! I am your ever loyal plushcon, small and defenceless, living in your nest by your good grace alone!

Please free me from this terrible prison, I will let you cuddle me and dress me however you please, even that ridiculous bunny suit!

-Starscream , your penitent commander

Expedition log-012

More photos from the science museum. As you can see, the Human delights in tormenting me. First was the unfavourable comparison to a human sparkling in terms of size and usefulness. That one hurt my feelings, Human.

Next she showed me a pathetic excuse for a vehicon, presumably in an attempt to mock me for my current soft and huggable form. Frankly Human, that was rude and unnecessary . I only occasionally mock you for being made of flesh, why do you mock me for being made of stuffing??? The Insult was lessened when I learned this specimen was entirely fictional, but still.

Last and possibly worse, I was demoted from the prison pod to a brightly coloured prison cube. While you might think this an improvement, I can assure you it was not. I was taunted by the promise of escape via the port holes and blinded by primary colours. Sadly my helm was too large to squeeze through, I could only watch the undeserving squishies outside my cell enjoy their freedom.

Once the Human had stopped giggling and documenting my misery, she decided to free me and redeem herself by allowing me to test various thrones to see which material I would prefer for my eventual dominion.

After trying many, I eventually decided I would prefer marble as these other rocks were too lumpy.

Small thanks to the Humans companion for assisting me in climbing the pedestal. At least there is one useful human amongst you all. These little legs get tired easily.

As the outing ended on a high note, Human, I am willing to overlook your previous slights. But remember, I will be watching: anymore mockery will result in stony silence from me and the loss of at least half of your precious socks and all of your favorite snacks.

Expedition log-011

The human took us to the science museum today. I had hoped it would be more wet specimens, secret military plans or ancient weapons of war. I must say farewell to my dreams of a medieval trebuchet... hmm ? What's that human?

We cant hear you from all the way down there, star.

Well get closer then Human! Honestly.

As I was saying, I was disappointed but only for a few minutes. Perhaps its the shrinkage in my processor from the plushification, but I found myself being rather appreciative of the more accessible information . The exhibits were interactive, geared towards sparklings, but interesting enough for everyone. I had no idea humans were such biologically complex beings.

I couldn't believe such small, squishie beings had organs that are longer than I am tall...or was tall, at least.

I always thought snacks went in and nonsense came out. Granted my previous experience with humans before my Human was dear cylas and that pink miko creature bulkhead was fond of.

I will post a few more photos when I retrieve them from the Humans communications device

Log-00023

I was surprised this morning when Lord megatron announced he would be accompanying myself and the Human to the food preparation item store. He's been talking about the artisan market we went to a few weeks ago non stop. It would seem Lord megatron is more of a earth enthusiast than I first thought. I cant say the place isn't growing on me, but clearly not as much as megatron.

He explained on the backpack ride over that if we were to one day conquer this planet we must learn to make the most of the avaliable resources, that this time spent in plush form is a blessing in disguise. It allows us to be cared for by a native and learn their ways to make integration into the decepticon empire smoother.

Personally I'm taking all of this with massive pinches of salt. What my master says might be true, but how much if it he himself believes is uncertain. He claims to be conquest forward but as I see him snooze on the humans sofa, remain complacent as she dresses us up and fail to even engage in light torture when she uses him as a pillow, I cant help but think he may be getting too comfortable here.

All the more reason for me to replace him as leader of the decepticons

Expedition log - 010

The Human and her companion went to lunch today, obviously I wanted to tag along. The restaurant they chose appeared to specialise in chicken...I'm not sure what a chicken is but the other decepticons tell me everything in the universe tastes like it.

Surprisingly the human allowed me to try some of her plate. The chicken was 'spicy' which I'm told humans enjoy. We don't have 'spicy' on cybertron as much of our flora has teeth for defence, it never needed to develop chemical weapons. It was an interesting experience, I get the feeling this would appeal to shockwave and soundwave more than anyone. I can already see them trying to eat the spiciest foods to establish dominance. I like my tank not on fire thank you.

Next was the broccolis. The Human tells me this is her favorite vegetable but human media has led me to believe it is nothing short of poison. I took a bite cautiously but was very unimpressed. It tasted of leaf and had a weird texture, 3/10. Unsure why you humans make such a big deal about your vegetables. when you can get all your nutrients in tablet form, it doesn't make sense to subject yourselves to this strange planty bitterness. Will be giving them to knockout immediately, as an endurance test.

Last but certainly not least, was the garlic bread. Forgive me if I slurr dear seekers, I'm currently drooling at the thought of more of this delicious bready goodness. The slice was the size of my head ,but I would have devoured the entire thing if I could. Sadly I had to share with the Human as she was paying for it. When I rule both earth and cybertron, garlic breads will be served at banquets in my honour.

I believe this excursion was called an 'insolent nandos' if my translator is to be believed. I will suggest to Lord Megatron that we track down this argumentative Fernando and persuade him to cook for us. By force if necessary.

If you'll excuse me, the Human is trying to wipe my servos and intake like a fussy sire. I must lick the garlic butter before she tries to wash it away.