#megaplush

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The Human promised us a treat today . Something that Humans of all ages, all frame types enjoy. They're called "Chicken Nuggies"

The human talked a big game, so I decided to do a little research and discovered what to expect. The 5 shapes of the mcnug, the taste, the size etc. I gathered Megatron and knockout and filled them in too. Soundwave and shockwave were not interested in human food. Their loss, I fear.

So imagine our suprise when we got these fake chicken sticks. These were not one of the 5 allowed shapes, nor were they the correct finish or even the correct taste. I've never been more disappointed with human cuisine.

They were gluten free, starscream. You know, so I can eat them and not get sick?

I care not for your gluten racism, Human. Where are our nuggies?

Not what its called.

Irrelevant! Human, i will not be cheated with these fake chickens!

Chicken nuggets, my Lord.

Ok you know what? If you dont like what I made, yall can cook for yourselves.

Im eating the nugs. Yall can starve.

in that spirit, may we request a plush doll (maybe even a very busty/curvy/thicc doll.. exact specifics up to you!) that's bed-sized? bonus if size comparison hugging/cuddling with said giant doll if possible

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Are you still huffing with me, Megatron?

I do not "huff" Human. I seek vengence, hold grudges!

So yes then. Im sorry you're upset about the bag, megatron,but imagine how starscream feels. He didn't even do anything wrong, not that that would matter. You shouldn't have smacked him, you shouldn't smack anyone who isnt physically hurting you.

*grumbles* how can I apologise when he won't talk to me...

Would a peace offering perhaps lighten your mood?

What sort of offering, Human? I have no use for your Earthen trash.

!!!!

Mum made her for me. She's a MEGAlodon. Theyre a kind of ancient giant shark. She reminds me of you, though, so id like you to look after her for me

...you would trust me with precious artifacts despite how I've behaved?

Everyone deserves a second chance. Just dont smack anyone anymore, yeah?

No, no I will need my servos to hold the creature.

Does my new charge have a name?

Her name is penelope but we call her penny for short.

Penny will be my new second in command!

Oh boy. You know what, sure. Starscream could use a break.

Hmm perhaps I shall take a leaf from your book, Human. Aquire one of these peace offerings for Starscream...

He likes coffee, chocolate, hoodies, shiny things like marbles and jewellery.

Food, nesting materials and trinkets...are we sure my second in command has not been swapped with an earthen magpie?

...that's actually a good question. Why dont you ask him next time you two speak.

Well, sunglasses human, as you can see megatrons pedes have a hoofular shape to them that resemble those of emus or your earthen moos. I forget the name, my Human calls them 'big milky dogs' but I assume that is more of her nonsense and not the proper word. Unsurprisingly she was also the one who coined the term " hoofsies"

Starscream what is the meaning of this?!?!?

It's not a common design, at least not anymore. It's historically been used to evenly distribute the weight of warframes and as Megatron is a large frame gladiator, he needs the balance and grip these provide. The can also be useful for attack and even digging into bedrock or dirt should the need arise. Not that you'll ever see megatron playing in the mud... at least not anymore.

theyre no match for my stiletto seeker pedes, mind you. Nor as elegant, graceful, well designed etc...

Starscream I swear to primus if you dont release me this instant I will grind your spark to dust under my "hoofsie"

Ah yes! Right you are Lord Megatron. Got a little carried away there...

Thankfully his pedes are not as fast as mine either.

Oh human. How I envy your ignorance. to be adrift in an endless sea of unknowing, blissfully unawares to the complexities of getting some fragging peace and quiet on this rock. At least aboard the nemisis you could go to another deck. Failing that I could just leave and spend a few jours in the sky to improve my mood enough to tolerate my coworkers. No such luck here.

Believe me, you would need patience to rival the primes themselves to put up with this.

We are small. Yes yes enjoy it while it lasts. So actually fitting on the sofa isn't the issue. Remaining on the sofa, getting rest and not being flung from a great height while recharging however, a totally different kettle of cyberfish.

We take turns using the humans berth, some of also prefer to recharge on the shelf. It's firm and cool and much more like the berths we're used to back on cybertron.

We rarely spend evenings together in truth. The human had to bribe, coerce, threaten and otherwise cajol us all into taking this photo and we were only too glad to go our separate ways again after. Except megatron, who is frankly far too at ease here for my liking.

Speaking of the big lug: to answer your first question. Yes. He snores like a jet failing to take off.

But not for long.

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