SEEKERS!!!
SEEKERS!!!!!!
SEEKERS!!!!!
SEEKERS!!!!!
seen from China

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Tรผrkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Yemen

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Australia

seen from France

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from South Korea
seen from France

seen from United States
seen from Yemen

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Yemen
SEEKERS!!!
SEEKERS!!!!!!
SEEKERS!!!!!
SEEKERS!!!!!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
yo, is there any difference between caring for a decepticon and an autobot? thanks dudeski
Thats a good question actually... i dont know to be honest with you, bee. I've only cared for plushcons because they crashed their little ship in my back garden, so theres plenty of them about.
You know what? Leme ask around real quick.
Hey guys. Is there any, like, functional differences, between decepticons and autobots?
Well-
They stink. We smell great.
You don't have noses. How can you tell???
Vibes.
Ok but thats not really what I meant. Say an autobot showed up on our doorstep.
Send them away. The nest is at max capacity.
No but-
Put up a big sign outside that says "no autobots allowed"
....
Draw op, then draw some stink lines on his head hahaha
โ-----
They then got into an argument about how the big sign should look and completely forgot about my question. I decided to ask megatron.
Hey megs can I ask someth....why are you standing like that???
Like what?
Like an old man with back problems, standing in the park to feed the ducks.
What is a duck?
Uh. You know what. Nevermind. I wanted to ask about the differences between autobots and decepticons
Ahh I see, you wish to learn more about the war! You have come to the right place ,Human
No, wait.
----
So megatron lectured me for about 90 minutes on his perspective on the war. It was uhhh. Lightly biased in favour of the decepticons, which was fine. I could have done without the graphic retelling of his victories. His poetry was pretty good though.
Still no answer bee so im gonna ask Knockout since hes a medic. He'd know best what the differences are im sure.
Hey Knockout!
Hello Human.
You busy? I have some autobot vs decepticon questions.
Well I am about to buff my finish before bed but...Ask away.
Ok so, is there any real difference between an autobot and a decepticon from a medical stand point?
Yes, many!
Oh really??
Yes, but I really wouldnt bother treating either.
What.
Practicality, my dear squishy. Autobots are far too self sacrificing. You patch them up and they've made a mess again by the time you've washed your servos, there's just no point.
And the decepticons?
The majority of the decepticon army is drones. They break and you just make more. Fixing them costs more time and resources than making a new one.
Wow.
-----
Knockout depressed me so badly I had to go lie down for a bit. Which was fine but I did run into the waves while I was there.
Hey guys can I ask-
No. Its too hot.
WaveWave: on vacation.
Understandable have a nice day.
โ------
Banished from my own bed. In my desperation I even decided to ask Null. Surely, a neutral entity could help...
Null?
แฃแตแแตแฅ?
Girl, I know your aft speaks english. Its too hot for this
Sorgy.
Youre my last hope. Do you know of any PRACTICAL difference between an autobot and a decepticon?
Hmm...allow me to meditate on this....
For how long?
Oh...a few days should do it....
Oh my god.
----
Welp. That answered exactly 0 questions. Im just going to guess here but I dont think there's any real difference between the 2 . Except maybe for one
I imagine autobots are much less annoying.
-Human
Log-00065
The Human has allowed an imposter into our midst. They are sitting in MY spot with MY Human.
Unacceptable.
Starscream, she's working, leave her be.
No no star you should confront her as loudly as possible, go on. Make a real scene. Maybe you should even throw a little tantrum.
Skywarp, stop stirring the pot.
You guys realise you're sitting like, 2 feet away from me right? I can hear you.
Oh.
HUMAN. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
Explain what?
WHO IS THAT.
Its just one of your clones starscream. Hes for the convention, remember? Some lucky human will adopt him and take him to their nest.
Er...no actually...Iforgot
Oh for primus sake.
Lmao star got jealous of a protoform .
QUIET, BOTH OF YOU!
Im sorry he's like this Miss Human. He was not held enough as a sparkling.
I said s-shut up!
Star you dont need to be jealous of anyone. You're the original and you're the one I kept. Why do you think that is?
I er....i have no idea. I assume you simply possess a unique sight. You could tell i was a superior specimen from the moment you laid eyes on me.
Ha. No thats not it. Good jokes though, scream.
Pity?
Less noise from the comment section, please!
No starscream its because we're friends. Is it so hard to believe i just like having YOU around?
I suppose not...
Well since starscream won't say it, thank you Miss Human. We love you too.
Bleugh. Keep your squishy feelings to yourself TC. I'll purge my tank from all this mushy scrap.
Didn't you just cry because you had to sleep on the shelf and not in the Humans berth last night?
SHSHHSUUUSH SHE MIGHT HEAR YOU!!
Starting to think making more of you lunatics is not a sound idea.
- The Elite Trine and their favorite Human
Okay okay...can we at least give Skywarp Good Noodle Stars.
You gotta give props to the con,he got some brains coming up with this scheme idea.
โญ-For skywarp
Stars are for good noodles. Have you been a good noodle, skywarp?
???? I AM A GOOD NOODLE.
Hmm are you, though?
Shut up starscream, you only got a pity sticker!
Skywarp you're not helping your case.
No more scams?
Hmm. Well. Not as such, no....none that you know about anyways...
He IS a good noodle miss Human he uh...
Cmon TC you gotta have something.
He uhhh didnt start any fires this week?
Thats...a low bar.
Low? Its a tripping hazard in the Pits.
I'll trip you into the pitts if you dont shut up.
Sure, me and my good noodle sticker will have plenty of fun down there.
Starscream, I can take the good noodle stars away if you're a bad noodle
Wait you have to KEEP being good?
Yes, then you get more stickers.
Thats too much pressure. Forget it i dont want a sticker, when my plan pays off, ill buy my own sticker factory.
Thats not. Its. Skywarp its an incentive to be good, its not about the stickers.
Dont waste your breath, Miss Human. Believe me I've tried.
Well. At least you're a good noodle, thundercracker.
-The Elite Trine
Mini log
The weird bugs in my house just REALLLY like this fan. It calls to them, like moths to a lamp.
- Human

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
Skywarp and his guyliner โจ
Yes? I also have blush and eyeshadow. Human face paints look great on my face mesh.
Should probably send some to starscream, he could use a little colour in his cheeks.
- ๐ SKYWARP๐, THE COOLEST SEEKER
Psst hey starscream and human i dont now if your doing dares but if you do i dare you to but skywarp in a cozy dress
The maid dress is customary for all new plushies to the nest.
Now look what you've done! This is humiliating!
Dunno what you're complainin' bout star. I for one, am very comfortable.
It doesnt even have pockets!
Ok but consider. I feel very pretty.
I....I dont even know how to respond to that.
How about a compliment?
Im going to my berth. Your space madness is catching.
Wuv you too star .
- 2/3 of the Elite Trine
AWWWW the full Trine together is so adorable <3
3 lil seekers, snug as a bug in a rug
ZZZZZZZ
Skywarp move over!
Could we have a story please, Miss Human?
- The Elite Trine