Have you listened to Donald Trumpâs spokespeople try to explain whatever new piece of insanity their boss has âtweetedâ on social media? They use a blizzard of words to say as little as possible, trying to batter their listeners into submission.Â
Thereâs a word for thatâŠsort of. The Word of the Day is âpleonasm,â meaning the use of more words than are necessary to express an idea or convey meaning. It comes from the Greek âpleonasmosâ and âpleonazein,â meaning âto be more than enough; to be superfluous.âÂ
We can all come up with everyday examples of pleonasm. âTuna fishâ is an obvious example. What is tuna if itâs not a fish? (Okay, thereâs a prickly pear known as a âtuna,â but I mean, really?) How about a âfree gift?â It wouldnât be much of a gift if you had to pay for it, now would it?Â
Yogi Berra probably had never heard the word pleonasm when he said âItâs dĂ©jĂ vu all over again.â But that likely qualifies as a pleonasm, too.
Sometimes pleonasm is just an unfortunate redundancy. TV sports guys like to refer to âthe frozen tundraâ of Lambeau Field in Green Bay. But âtundraâ is a region in which the subsoil is permanently frozen. People who say, âI prepaid in advanceâ probably donât understand how redundant their words are.Â
But pleonasm is also often used deliberately, for emphasis. âI killed him deadâ seems somehow more fatal than âI killed him.â Similarly, âI saw it with my own eyesâ appears more forceful than âI saw it.â (How else would you see it, if not with your eyes? And if not your own eyes, than whose?)Â
Skillful writers can use pleonasm to reinforce an idea. Shakespeare (he was pretty skillful) described the stabbing of Julius Caesar by his close friend Brutus as âthe most unkindest cut of all.â It wasnât just unkind; it wasnât even just the unkindest cut. Coming from Brutus made it the most unkindest cut.Â
And then you have the Trump spokespeople, who have elevated pleonasm almost to an art form. On March 4th, Trumplethinskin issued these four tweets:
âTerrible! Just found out that Obama had my âwires tappedâ in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!â (PLEASE NOTE: One of Trumpâs earliest mentors was Roy Cohn, lawyer for the lying, bullying, Commie-bashing Senator Joe McCarthy, for whom McCarthyism is named).
âIs it legal for a sitting President to be âwire tappingâ a race for president prior to an election? Turned down by a court earlier. A NEW LOW!â
âIâd bet a good lawyer could make a great case out of the fact that President Obama was tapping my phones in October, just prior to Election!â
âHow low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!â (PLEASE NOTE: Yes, Mr. Trump did, indeed, spell âtapâ wrong).Â
Despite those repeated references to wiretapping and wiretapped phones â which would have constituted a felony by President Obama â and despite the flat denials by the U.S. Intelligence Community that no wiretapping of Trump, Trump Tower or the Trump campaign took place, White House press secretary Sean âSpicyâ Spicer used plenty of pleonasm to explain to reporters that when Trump said âwiretappingâ (in quotes), he didnât mean wiretapping (not in quotes). Despite the repeated, tweeted references, Trump (Spicer said) âwas very clear in his tweet that it was âwiretapping.â That spans a whole host of surveillance types of options.â Spicer graciously conceded that Trump âdoesnât really think that President Obama went up and tapped his phone personally.â  But Spicy insisted that âThe President used the word wiretaps in quotes to mean, broadly, surveillance and other activities.âÂ
Kellyanne âAlternative Factsâ Conway took it a bit further, explaining what some of those other surveillance activities might include. âYou can surveil someone through their phones, certainly through their television sets, any number of waysâ she said. âMicrowaves that turn into cameras. We know this is a fact of modern life.â Yeah. Your microwave is spying on you.
Iâm sorry. I take it all back. I must apologize, dear reader. These are not examples of pleonasm. These are examples of gross stupidity. My mistake.