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E 42k 18/?

Getting to interview Phil, Phil Lester, feels like the kind of recognition he’s been working towards for years and Dan doesn’t know how to handle it.

Dan’s a sex toy blogger, Phil’s a nearly-retired porn star. They fall in love, eventually.

Summary: A rose and a hand

Word count: 274

TW: none

A/N: damn this’s short

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Dan sighed as is hands hovered over the piano keys, Dan's been living in the apartment for a week now and all his stuff was set in place. Dan started playing the piano in the apartment two days ago when it finally arrived and he gets this anxious feeling cause what if his piano playing is bothering his new neighbours? What if one of them hates piano music?

Dan and phil have a Star Wars premiere to attend, but making it out the door, on time, is always the challenge. Phil wearing a tuxedo, does some questionable things to dan's composure. 

Rating: E

Warnings: none

Link Ao3

Excerpt:  Phil gave a short, deep laugh. 

“This isn’t a ‘I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours’ deal is it?” 

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Danny Phantom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Danny Fenton/Tucker Foley, Jack Fenton/Maddie Fenton, Dash Baxter/Kwan Characters: Danny Fenton, Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Elle Phantom, Tucker Foley, Sam Manson, Kwan (Danny Phantom), Dash Baxter, Star (Danny Phantom), Valerie Gray, Vlad Masters, OCs Additional Tags: Redoing an old thing, Starting Over, Resetting the world despite the warnings, There will be little emphasis on the gay and more on the plot, shit happens, people die, the author gains some sort of direction as to where this is supposed to go, Character Death, savant par, Leader! Danny, Tucker gets some damn spotlight, Sam's activism rears its head again, Kwan gets a more stable personality, everyone gets a personality in general, Valerie exists, Existential Crisis, a few of those in this, Clockwork coulda warned him earlier Series: Part 1 of Spirit Wars

Summary:

COULD THEY BE MORE MARRIED?? 

Tittle: The Best Part Of Being Sick

Word Count: 1000

Summary: Being sick sucks.

Warnings/Triggers: Literally just fluff, although food mention.

A/N: I'm sick.

Phil hated being sick. And he especially hated being the type of sick where you felt horrible but you weren't sick enough to get out of things. He hated how he would have an always constant headache and a sore throat. His voice would sound two times deeper than normal, which was kind of embarrassing. All in all, there were no perks to being sick.

Phil was the type of person that had to be doing something productive almost all the time - whether that be working on his newest video or cleaning or enjoying one of his favorite hobbies. When he was sick he had to rest - like properly rest. That wasn't something that he did easily. Dan would usually try to force him into a bed or the couch and force fed him soup. While he could take the treatment for a day or so, after that it was incredibly boring and he just wanted it to be over with. That often ended up with him trying to desperately hide how sick he was from Dan and act as if he was fine. When Phil woke up that morning he knew that it would end up turning into one of those days. He could already feel how congested his nose was and the itchiness of his eyes. He sighed and preceded to get out of bed, determined to hide the cold from Dan.

Speaking of Dan, he wasn't in bed. Phil often woke up before Dan, so that was weird. He turned his phone on, his eyes widening when he noticed the time. It was 10:50 am, nearly two hours after he usually wakes up. No wonder Dan beat him at waking up. It was going to be harder to hide his illness now - he doesn't sleep in often.

Phil officially got up, stretching and sliding his feet into his slippers. He located his glasses on the nightstand and put them on his face, nearly poking himself in the eye. Yep, he was definitely sick.

He walked out of his and Dan's room, finding Dan in the kitchen. Phil could hear him talking to himself and humming under his breath. Phil watched silently with a smile on his face. He eventually grew tired of just watching and wanted to actually touch Dan in some way, so he started walking into the kitchen, taking advantage of the fact that Dan couldn't see him. Phil ended up behind Dan, his arms coming to wrap around his waist. Dan hummed and leaned into his embrace. Phil smiled and rested his head in the crook of Dan's neck, sighing happily.

"Glad to see you're finally awake, sleepy-head," Dan teased. "I was actually making you breakfast in bed so I could wake you up without you hating me."

"You're sweet," Phil said. "But here I am - awake - and ready to eat food with my wonderful husband that I love very much."

Dan scrunched up his nose. "You're gross." Phil laughed and pecked Dan on the cheek, squishing the little bit of tummy that Dan had, which was one of Phil's favorite parts of Dan.

"At least I'm not so gross that I stalk my favorite YouTuber until he notices me and then continues to Skype and text him every single day for months." Phil retorts, grabbing two plates for the two of them as Dan brings the brunch food to their table.

"I thought we agreed to never bring that up!" Dan shouted from across the hall. Phil laughed, sniffling slightly as he carried glasses of orange juice and the plates to the table.

"We will continue to bring it up. And one day when we have kids I will sit each and every one of them down and tell the story of how you stalked me." Dan hid his hands in his face as Phil laughed.

"I don't know why I married you, you're so mean to me." Dan complained warmly.

"It's clearly because you are obsessed with me, made obvious by the fact that you stalked me. You tricked me into saying yes when you proposed on my birthday."

"You're crazy." Dan said, laughing. Phil shrugged, coughing. Uh oh. Dan's eyes narrowed in on him and Phil knew his secret was out. Dan sighed. "You're sick, aren't you?" Phil nodded. "Breakfast and then I am taking care of you."

"Fair enough." Phil agreed.

The meal passed well enough. They talked about their creative plans for their next videos and when they should get together with their friends.

"Alright, time for me to take care of you. " Dan said, clearing the dishes.

"Dan, I'm fine. Seriously." Phil stood up, intending to help Dan clean up. Dan instead put a hand up to his forehead, shaking his head. "You're burning up like Mercury."

"You're a space nerd," Phil said in a sing-song voice. Dan just rolled his eyes while smiling.  "I'll go lay down on the couch."

"Good, I know you never take care of yourself when you're sick." Dan said. Phil walked over to the couch and laid down, checking his twitter notifications while Dan washed the dishes. Dan appeared in the doorway, his arms crossed and hip resting on the frame. "Now I get to take care of you."

"Oh, how will I live," Phil said sarcastically. Dan clambered onto the couch with him, climbing in-between Phil's legs, his head resting on his chest. "You're my favorite part of being sick."

"I'm making soup later," Dan said sleepily. Phil groaned, Dan laughing at his response. "Shut up, you know you love it."

Writing is a hobby. I  take my own feelings and ideas and project them onto people I love

Feel productive even if it means researching the canon for your fic and then falling down a web hole

Increase your wpm. Seriously, all those typing tests in middle school were garbage, it was writing fan fiction that gave me some lighting fingers. 

monthly admin recs for the month of june

Alex

Romance Is Boring (ao3) - mothinaweb

Summary: Dan is a lonely 28 year old man who one day stumbles upon a silly little man named Phil in a coffee shop. They become part of each others lives and their relationship grows, and Dan finds more and more that he can’t ignore what he’s feeling anymore. Or rather, what he’s not feeling.

(Or, Dan is aromantic, Phil is not.)

The Bongo Incident (ao3) - cosmic_angel_writes

Summary: Dan sees a ginger man flirting with Phil while playing the bongos. Dan can't seem to get his jealousy under control. He snaps and then is faced with how much he wants the world to know he loves Philip Lester.

Whatever Our Day Entails (ao3) - m0ssman15

Summary: Alt universe; Slice of Life episode where Phil is a barista, Dan is a florist, and they are married and have a joint shop together. What adventures will they get up to today?

Tori

everything has changed (ao3) - gamingbeats