"Calm down."
"Fuck off, Perseus."
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"Calm down."
"Fuck off, Perseus."
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any of y’all’s OTPs characters who have never interacted in canon. Yeah mine too.
Looong Percybaster
They fought and crashed in the bathtub <3 Or whatever you think happened and it’s funnier. I’m open to suggestions.
percybaster fight is a city-levelling fight to the fucking death between two nukes who are scraping the skin of their teeth on lucky strikes while percethan fight is specifically a purely physical intricate homoerotic ritual with rules and oil and grappling manuevers. the difference is important
I have an amazing idea for a percybaster crackfic…
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percy having protagonist halo is so fun to toy with in his dynamics with alabaster. i like that al seems to have served a similar function to percy on the titan army's side—overpowered freak of nature leading the demigod ranks, having a firm moral code (as skewed as it might be), being his godly parent's favored strongest child. al could (should) be the protagonist and hero of this story, especially as an underdog.
obviously though, that did not end well for him. that privilege goes to percy, and that slight differential is all that matters. al doesn't get the ending he wants, and he never can. even if he's one of the few demigods who might be percy's peer in terms of powerscaling, it doesn't mean anything to him if he can't get his vengeance on percy. and al tries, he really does, but there's always something—a trump card, a change in circumstance, a emotional shield—that prevents percy from dying. PROTAGONIST HALO GO BRRR. al could be percy's equal, but he always falls short just where it matters.
Fun fact about me, for ages I thought the lyrics to that old Seal song were "Babeyyyy, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave" and only recently discovered the actual lyrics are "Babeyyyy, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey" which, ngl, I do find kind of disappointing because the imagery of a rose 'kissing' a gravestone as it gets laid down is fucking stellar, and idk why but I listened to it right after reading Kai's recent percybaster fic so now this song is tangled up with Al and his ghost bf and his alive bf
foreigner's god [6.8k - chapters 2/2]
mature, percy/al, past ambiguous one-sided ethan/al, whump
“You knew Ethan.”
A deathly hush falls over their surroundings.
“Don’t you dare say his name.”
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Alabaster's never been good at handling the truth.
(chronologically takes place before 'cherry wine')
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