#lukethan

Chris: ...Luke?

Luke: *Takes a sip of his wine cooler* Chris?

Chris: Did you and Ethan ever...Ya know...?

Luke: ...*Sets his drink down* Beg pardon?

Chris: Ya know did you two ever bang? Go at it, get down and—

Luke: I know what the fuck you mean I'm just confused as to why you'd ask that!?

Chris: So you haven't...?

Luke: NO???

Chris: ...you sure?

Luke: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AM I SURE—

Clarisse: What the fuck are you guys yelling over here for?

Chris: Luke's saying him and Ethan never *hand gestures*

Clarisse: ...*Violent Laughter* BULLSHIT

Luke: ?!?!?

Clarisse: ...Holy shit you're serious!?

Luke: YES??? I'D REMEMBER THAT!

Percy: Wait I'm confused, I thought you two dated?

Annabeth: Shit so did I!

Luke: ...NO!? NO WE—

•On The Princess Andromeda•

Ethan: —DID NOT! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT!?!?

Alabaster: I don't know man! Whenever you guys fight you've got this weird tension going on! Like you're about to say fuck the battle and start making out!

Thalia: When the three of us hung out I felt like a third wheel—ME! I've known him longer than your ass and it felt like me being there was interrupting some shit!

A) Percy: U think he’s cool and yeah he’s sexy, but like no homo. You have a wife and 3 kids you cannot be having fantasies of a male cover of Good Luck Babe by Chappel Roan convincing you to leave your wife.

B) Annabeth: Innocent childhood crush you just can’t let go of. Like it was chill until you started holding out hope that he would come back just for you.

C) Ethan: Oh you want to be fucked hard. You want his dick up whatever hold you have. You want him to fill you until you’re crying out his name. You also probably have a thing for deep brooding evil dudes.

And a secret 4th option

valdangelo: on a mattress on the floor of their studio apartment after a classy ramen noodle dinner. someone please get them some sheets

jercy: in their marital bed in their marital home (they got a great interest rate 👍). jason cooked them both a lovely meal and even made dessert. i wish i could hate them.

percabeth: in the new rome dorm. debatably canon if you read too much into tsats, but i don’t even wanna skim tsats

jasico: 👏 in the praetor’s office on the praetor’s seat 👏

valgrace: in the back of jason’s car after he drives leo home—he doesn’t want leo to go, and leo doesn’t want to leave

lukercy: in a club bathroom 🫥 trans!ethan hopes they get caught bc he’s just trying to change his pad fr 🧍

lukethan: over the railing of the princes andromeda. luke swears it’s a private deck, and gods ethan hopes so, though he’s too lost in the moment to care

lukabeth: in the woods at camp. absolutely no class. chiron get your bow

here’s a link to a poll on your least favorite ship out of these :)