Chris Evans of "Captain America" fame to star as My Pillow Guy in Pure Flix biopic
From Movie Web:
"My Pillow: the Story of Mike Lindell" is set to debut on Pure Flix this Easter. Staring as the titular My Pillow Guy is Chris Evans, best known as Captain America in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In the director's seat is Mel Gibson, director of "Passion of the Christ" (2004).
Though production is largely under wraps, we do know that the film will chronicle Lindell's famous battle with cocaine addiction, and his spiritual awakening. The latter ocurrs when a destitute young Lindell receives a visit from the Archangel Gabriel (Kennan Thompson), who informs young Michael that his destiny is to create a pillow "soft enough for baby Jesus to lay his haloed head upon." According to this movie, it was in fact the Archangel who inscribed the words "My Pillow" onto Lindell's wall with divine lightning, rather than a cocaine-addled Lindell himself as many a Godless tax-raising liberal has claimed. The film will go on to depict Lindell's political battle to legalize packing-peanuts as pillow stuffing; his forbidden love affair with Donald Trump; and his final standoff with Bolivian police in Buenos Aires.
Millions have already purchased subscriptions to Pure Flix in anticipation of the biopic. And yet, the film is not without its critics. Feminists are accusing the movie of glorifying r*pe-culture, in its depiction of Lindell forcing his pillows on several unwilling customers who initially resist, but relent romantically upon realizing that this is the best pillow they've ever used. Sleep experts meanwhile are pointing out dangerous inaccuracies being pushed in the film, where characters' insomnia and neck pain is cured overnight by pillows stuffed with sawdust, slinkies and live pultry. Even some Christian leaders are taking issue with the film's inaccurate depiction of Biblical scripture (such as Gabriel wearing a feathered pimp hat). Finally, President Trump slammed his own depiction in the movie, calling actress Rebel Wilson "a fat liberal cow" and citing that her makeup is the wrong shade of orange.
Will "My Pillow" be the flop some are anticipating? Or will it make it to the Oscars? Only time will tell.
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