U.S.S. Thunderquack

Watching Ruth's (Bat-Seraph) little self take down grownass men at 5ft2 is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen since Home Alone 1

They really thought her being an ex-Widow was going to explain that shit😂

How Nat fights leans into facial strikes to stun, nut shots, knee strikes & that body spinning bullshit to disorient the opponent.

That's how a short woman could POSSIBLY pull it off, like ScarJo, she is not that much taller but she knows how to sell it better.

Grace from Dark Fate is someone I can see selling beating a dudes ass legitimately (because she's trained, lean & tall)

And she's enhanced, which is what Ruth should've been. If they insist on these shorty women ragdolling grown men, please make them enhanced, PLEASE.

And I called it as I watched it (specifically that attack by brainwashed Bradley after Ross introduced Adamantium), I knew they were going to make her a Widow. But I was HOPING she was cybernetically enhanced or something, (because why not, plus you'd get brownie points for the PC sponsors, badass woman and prosthetics? Easy pandering- you're dropping the ball MCU)

I still shake my head that we never got to see this character (& her peers) fuck shit up. Instead we got Karli's corny ass.

The movie's action is ass overall, the scene where Sam & Torres find (you know who) OFC the guards don't have guns because then the movie would be over. Red flag # 1

And how they (2 grown men) beat ALL THOSE guys with armor, helmets/padding + charged batons, without enhancements or powers was also Grade A+ 100% bullshit.

Then her little ass shows up & then the real comedy begins.

I almost forgot I drew royal! Tony Stark ages ago

The background behind Peter is as we'd expect; the classic red and blue.

But at first Miles' background is green and purple, two colors he's never associated with at all throughout the movie. As the moment goes on, it shifts to match Peter's.

We are literally watching Miles' fate change and the anomaly happen.

It's well established that the spider that bit him was not supposed to even be in that universe, meaning our Miles was supposed to be something else before it happened.

This isn't true for ITSV, but in every other version of Spider-Man, the main color scheme for the Prowler is green and purple.

So happy to be able to share this!! my contribution to @iamironmanzine 🫶

"The rules were that you guys weren't going to fact-check."

Not a spoof, not a sarcastic summary. An actual, honest-to-fuck quote.

Waltz and the moderators after Vance said that: