For the ships - Geralt and Jaskier, from Netflix's the Witcher? Or Carlos Alvarez and Jake Jensen from The Losers (2010)?
Geralt & Jaskier:
whoās the werewolf and whoās the hunter - Okay, hear me out: Geralt is the werewolf. Heās not supposed to be, but he got cursed or bit or something and heās stuck in wolf form or whatever. Jaskier is a hunter but maybe not full time? Iām trying to picture him as mostly still just Jaskier but maybe he exagerrated his credentials to the cute barmaid or whatever? Anyway this allegedĀ āhunterā runs across a wounded white wolf in the woods and just completely fails to notice thereās anything magical or cursed about him at all. Geralt keeps following him around because surely a hunter would know how to break this curse, right? RIGHT? Meanwhile Jasier has named him Daffodil or something and buys him a collar.
whoās the mermaid and whoās the fisherman - Jaskier is absolutely the mermaid. Maybe an Ariel kind of situation where he had a beautiful voice but it was stolen from him? Maybe he met Geralt and fell for him hard but when he realized Geralt wasnāt a full time fisherman and would be going back on the road soon Jaskier trades his voice for the ability to shapeshift to human and follow Geralt.
whoās the witch and whoās the familiar - Jaskier as the outgoing familiar to the secretive and mysterious witch Geralt. Itās basically canon! Everyoneās intimidated by Geralt so they basically leave him alone, but heās actually kind of a chill dude who just wants to make a living and maybe not have his hut set on fire anytime soon.
whoās the barista and whoās the coffee addict - Jaskier the coffee addict! Geralt is working as a barista for.... reasons? Maybe heās helping out a friend, or he opened the coffeeshop because he wanted something relaxing after he got out of the military, anyway, Jaskier ends up coming in like three times a day and Geralt starts to worry heās going to be held accountable for this guyās sudden and inevitable heart attack from caffeine overdose. But Jaskier mostly just has the hots for the stud working the espresso machine and is blowing a chunk of his paycheck on lattes for the excuse to see him.
whoās the professor and whoās the TA - PROFESSOR JASKIER AND TA GERALT. Jaskier is like, a music professor? Some famous composer with tenure that the university coddles because he brings in students and shit. Geralt is assigned to be his TA largely due to a mistake in the admissions office where his major got input incorrectly and now heās stuck grading papers on a subject he doesnāt understand and could not give less of a shit about. Meanwhile Jaskier is determined to nurture Geraltās inner musician which is going to end badly for both of them.Ā
whoās the knight and whoās the prince(ss) - Okay, Iām playing this one straight because I really do like heroic Geralt riding to Jaskierās rescue. Jaskier would be the princess, but heād be a feral-ass princess who causes so much trouble the bad guys who tried to abduct him end up begging Geralt to take him back.
whoās the teacher and whoās the single parent - Geralt is the single parent to newly orphaned Ciri, and Jaskier is the tutor Geralt hires because heās familiar with music and history from Ciriās homeland.Ā
whoās the writer and whoās the editor - Iād say Jaskier is the writer, he probably does a lot of like... blog-style vaguely biographical stuff. Think like Jenny Lawson or Allie Brosh butĀ with more sex and a lot of descriptions of what he was wearing at the time. Geralt is the editor assigned by the publisher who wants to adapt Jaskierās blog into a book, and Jaskier has blown through six deadlines already.















