Person B: *shocked silence*

Person A: haha April Fools!

Person B: April fools was 4 days ago.

Person A: ...

Person A: *sprints away*

Person B: There's no way you can hold me, I'm too heavy.

Person A: I can still hold you close!

B: You suck at pickup lines.

A: I do not!

B: The last pickup line you dropped was "are you 6 inches of running water-"

Person B: I'm the meat tenderizer.

Person A: Aggressive, but okay.

Person C: I'm the nut grinder.

Person A: That's not a thing.

Person D: I'm the sugar tongs.

Person A: Cute, but confusing?

Person E: I'm the big spoon -

Person A: Perfect! Finally, a normal answer!

Person E: But like a REALLY big spoon. I won't fit in the drawer, I'm basically a ladel. I can fit a lot of liquid in me-

Person B: Hell yeah I love scenery

*Later*

Person A: Dude where you at you said we'd chill?

Person B: I'm in Chile??? Where are u I got Netflix all pulled up?

Person A:

Person A: WHY ARE YOU IN CHILE?

Person B: You said we'd Netflix in Chile so I'm here waiting for you, has your plane not arrived yet?

Person A: YOU BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET TO CHILE AND DIDN'T GIVE ME ONE

Person B: YOU INVITED ME!

Fate: "Because there's meat in it."

Talon: "Geez, what a pussy you are."

Fate: "I'd be fine with chicken."

Talon: "That's why you're that thin, chicken chest."

Fate: "I mean, chicken is fine."

Talon: "You have chicken legs! You are what you eat."

Fate: "Does that mean you are... a cow?"