#hance

Also the first time Pidge witnesses this they are so confused they get genuinely scared whenever Lance invites them to a sleepover. The rest of the team doesn’t get it once they get stuck in space cuz they will be arguing and Lance will just out of nowhere be like "hey Pidge, how about we have a sleepover tonight?" And Pidge just starts screeching and throwing things at him while he and Hunk both die from laughter. (Pidge doesn’t actually care their asexual self just doesn’t wanna see that and is traumatized from attempting to kiss Lance once and realizing they DO NOT like kissing boys)

Anyone interested in my Hallurance agenda?

I Stan Hunk being a pervert to Lance behind closed doors or just whenever they’re alone.

Everyone thinks Lance is the pervert and/or thinks Lance is tainting Hunk’s innocent mind but NOOOOO. Hunk is the devil.

Hunk will fuck Lance anytime, anywhere, in and/or on anything. Against a wall, on a bed, a couch, the kitchen, the bathroom, on the kitchen counter, dining room table, in a train, sideways, backwards, in his lion, in a public bathroom and make him be quiet, he’ll even hang Lance upside down and fuck him.

If Hunk sees Lance stretch, hears those little noises he makes when he stretches, Hunk will watch till he’s done then fuck him to sleep.

Sometimes when Lance cooks or helps Hunk in the kitchen, Hunk will make Lance wear nothing but a pretty blue apron and do the deed or cover Lances sensitive parts in chocolate, syrup or whipped cream and lick it off him.

Hunk’s dick is no joke either. What were you expecting? He’s huge, thick and ready. For Lance that is.

Just halfway in and Lance is seeing stars. Makes Lances voice go a few octaves higher.

Hunk knows how to get Lance to cum quick.

Hunk knows how to tease him, how to edge him. How to make him squirm, he knows Lance’s body inside and out. Better than Lance knows himself.

Don’t get me started on when it’s punishment time. If you’re into that.

Lance gets in trouble and Hunk thinks of so many different ways to punish his sub.

Spankings, rough sex(rougher than usual), edging, overstimulation, making him cum without fucking him, making him clean the house with a vibrator in him and Hunk has the remote, etc..

He’s a really kissey bottom. It just melts him. Here’s how I think the otheres(different ships with Lance) would react.

Keith would think it’s weird at first. Of course he’d kiss his boyfriend but it gets to an extent where Lance wants a kiss every two seconds. While Keith’s training, while he’s working and a whole lot during sex.

But he soon finds it absolutely adorable when Lance starts getting pouty and whiney when he doesn’t get his kisses as soon as he asks for them. Keith enjoys teasing him when he’s fucking Lance speechless by getting close, their lips almost touching,then pulling away, earning an adorable whine from his adorable blue eyed puppy. “Use your words 연인, what do you want? Hm?”

Hunk unsurprisingly loves kisses more than Lance. If Lance asks or gestures for a kiss, Hunk will give him more than just one, he gives him hundreds a pecks or full on kisses till he’s breathless. Sometimes even pinning him down or to a wall. During sex their lips never leave each other unless a safe words is needed to be used which has been never so far. Or when Hunk wants to praise his baby for being so good. “Such a sweet boy. So good for me baby.”

Shiro absolutely adores it. It gets him all giddy when he hears Lance’s shy “Kashi”. He knows that tone of voice means kisses. Shiro likes holding Lance by his hips or his wrists when they kiss. He likes to trap Lance between him and his desk or the kitchen counter or in his lap. Making sure he doesn’t go anywhere. It’s the same way during sex. Holding Lance down and pounding into him, rather it be gentle or not, whilst kissing him till he sees stars. “Does it feel good baby? 気持ちいい? Want more kisses kitten?”

Allura loves to plant Lance in her lap facing her when they kiss. She loves petting him or playing in his hair while they kiss too. It sedates him. Calms him. Even puts him to sleep sometimes too if they do it long enough. She loves how blown out his pupils get she attacks his pretty lips. She loves biting them too. Especially during sex. She just loves tasting him in general. Biting his lips, neck, thighs. Marking him while she fucks into him. “You’re mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?”

I Apologize that it is taking me so long to upload.

Life isn’t treating me nice at all right now and I am not in the best of head spaces.

If I do truly disappear one day from here and Aoyo,

it is not because I lost interest in writing for you,

it is most likely because I succumbed to my illnesses.

I’m sorry and I want you to know that I enjoy writing and will definitely be doing it in my next life.

I won’t deleted any of my works. Hopefully they don’t get deleted from inactivity.

And of course as long as I’m here I’ll be uploading as much as I can.

If you don’t know me and are interested in Voltron or Fnaf and ship any of these ships below then please check me out! I mostly only do bottom Lance from Voltron and Bottom Vincent or Bottom Jeremy from fnaf but I tend to do other ships too like sheith or mikerphone, they just haven’t been uploaded. Anyway here are the ships I have and/or will write about:

Voltron:

Klance, Shance, Shklance, latte, Allurance(bottom Lance), Lotance, Lloturance, Hance, sheith, Shadam, Shurtis, Kunk, Klunk, etc.(I take requests)

Fnaf:

Purplephone, Jerecent, Mikcent, Fritzent, Bosscent, Jeremike, Mikrophone, Vincard(Vincent/purple guy+Richard/purple man but I changed Richard’s name to Price cause I have a close family member named Richard and it’s awkward to use that name in a smutty fic). Etc..

Here are links to the fics I’ve uploaded.

This one is Polyguards aka all the guards shipped together, well except Price.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58186984

This one is Lance/Matt/Lotor/Keith/Shiro it’s modern and lotor is a good guy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58185910

This one is Lance/Lotor. It has alien Lance and Lotor is again, a good guy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46074112

This one is Lance/Literally everyone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47610682

This one is modern Lance/Shiro but Lance is half Japanese and half Cuban aka Isamu ifykyk

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45896485

This one is modern Lance/Allura where Allura is a dom and Lance is a feminine sub

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38386804

This one is just Au’s and prompts from here turned into one shots or short few chapter fics.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28164654

This one is modern Lance/Everyone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19891051

This is one bottom Lance oneshots

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19871434

This one is modern Lance/Matt/Romelle/Keith where Lance is a kpop idol, it’s discontinued and may be rewritten into something else but I can continue it if you all prefer.

Sorry to ramble and take up your time, but if I leave this world I don’t want to be forgotten.

I will also be moving to a new blog on tumblr and reposting my aus and stuff there as well as making new ones. @love-like-us

Wish me luck.