#glimmadora

Adora: hmmmm...this is nice...

Catra, purring lightly: it really is.

(Catra's hand slides to Glimmer's waist, squeezes her and Adora lightly)

Glimmer: I'm so glad - *suddenly shrieks and flails away*

Adora: Glimmer, are you okay?? What's wrong?

Glimmer: WHY DID SHE JUST S T A B ME?!?

Catra: sparkles, what the fuck are you talking about? I didn't stab you...wait. *her ears go back.* Oh, shit

Adora: what? Someone please explain-

Catra: I let my claws out.

Glimmer: she jabbed me with them! ...I mean, just a little bit, but HEY!

Adora: oh. Ohhhhhhh. Oh, Catra. She doesn't know.

Catra, visibly withdrawing: yeah, whatever.

Glimmer: hey, why are YOU upset? It's - it's not that big a deal, I startled and thought you were being a little shit.

Adora: it's a magicat thing. When she feels content, she purrs, right? Well, when she's physically relaxed and connecting with...me, and I guess you now...she kneads people. Like how you knead dough, but with her claws out just a little bit.

(Catra puts a pillow over her own face)

Glimmer: awww, that's...that's actually really -

Catra, muffled: don't say it.

Glimmer: fine. I'm sorry if I made you feel judged for...being you.

Catra, lowering the pillow: ...sorry I poked you with my claws.

Adora: honestly I'm surprised it bothered you, I enjoy it! Maybe I'm used to it?

Glimmer: maybe! You seem to heal fast even without she-ra, and of course there's...

Catra, smirking: the pain kink?

Then you meet her ex. Ahem, ex best friend. Definitely.

And if Adora wasn't enough of a sapphic wet dream, here's the nightmare counterpart: the angriest, most vicious enemy you've faced and a smirking little shit who shows you up at almost every turn. You hate her. Right. Definitely. That's definitely anger you're feeling. And if you picture her in a sexy outfit every now and then, who does that really hurt? Surely you're not the only one who can't stop thinking about her being evil.

She crashes out, your mom gets stuck in an alternate dimension, you become queen, there's a bunch of normal drama and war drama and you nearly blow up the planet trying to beat her and you WIN but it doesn't feel satisfying because right at the end you see she's been broken and flailing from the start. You should have known, in hindsight, after what Adora was like. But it was easier not to think about it. You bond on an alien flagship and then she saves your life. You reconnect with your friends and go back for Catra. She's still Catra, but you know she can figure this out. And she does! There's a hiccup but she clearly loves Adora (and Adora saved her from death itself) and together their love saves the universe.

You're with Bow and Catra's with Adora and your dad is alive now? So that's amazing! But there's just. One small problem.

You live basically next door to the hottest lesbian couple...maybe of all time. They do not have a sense of propriety, (they grew up in BARRACKS after all) they are desperately in love, and they are NOT. QUIET.

So you get to die a little inside every day, because you KNOW Bow would be supportive and healthy about this because he's the most chill person you've ever known! The calming goat to your anxious horse.

✨Adora/Glimmer + The Odyssey ✨