Yo Han, that’s not how you hunt
So I’m doing my own personal version of subs for The Devil Judge (because I’m a perfectionist who can’t decide what version of the subs I prefer so now I’m just making one where I combine my favourite parts from various translations into the Ultimate Subs According to Amethystina with my preferred formatting) and I reached the scene in episode 2 where Yo Han takes his associate judges on that awkward dinner. And I just have to point this out:
Yo Han, you’re lucky Ga On is a city boy and can’t call you out on your bullshit about hunting.
Because, man, that’s some bullshit right there x’D
And, before you say anything, I KNOW he’s most likely lying just to be edgy and come across as psycopathic as humanly possible, but Yo Han, my dude. That’s not how you hunt x’D
Which he of course knows if he actually HAS a hunting license, and that only makes the scene funnier. Like, here’s this very intelligent and suave judge who wants to appear as scary and unhinged as possible, so he lies about how hunting works to sound like a crazy thrillseeker.
Like, if the animal you’re hunting CHARGES at you, you’re doing something wrong. And every hunter is taught to avoid shooting from the front if at all possible, not only because it’s a lot more difficult to hit anything vital, but also because the angle means that the bullet will travel through a bigger part of the animal and spoil the meat. This is because the bullet itself leaves traces of gunpowder — which you obviously shouldn’t eat — and the more bone and guts you hit, the more contaminated meat you’ll get.
And, most important of all: you don’t shoot game between the eyes, dammit x’D
I mean, sure, it sounds cool and if you pull it off you’re either a very lucky or skilled shot, but it’s just so POINTLESS. It’s a lot harder since the target is smaller and you gotta get through the skull, so just why?
Again, I know he’s lying and he probably know he’s lying, but he’s SO VERY LUCKY that GA ON doesn’t know. Because, man, he’d look like such an idiot if Ga On did x’D
In conclusion: Yo Han, you goddamn edgy poser.
OR, alternatively, he’s just a really shitty hunter? Who actually thinks this is how you hunt? Which, sure, aligns somewhat with his thrillseeking tendencies, but not his meticulousness.
So I’m just going to assume he’s trying to sound cool and dangerous. Which is hilarious.
Yo Han, you silly, silly man.