Chapters:  1/1

Fandom:  Check Please! (Webcomic)

Rating:  Explicit

Warnings:  No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships:  Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Kent "Parse" Parson Characters:  Eric "Bitty" Bittle, Kent "Parse" Parson

Additional Tags:  Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, vague hand wave-y background plot, Hitman AU, the hitman element is so nonexistent in this im so sorry, kink heavy, Praise Kink, Handcuffs, Riding Crops, Blindfolds, Dom/sub, dom!Bitty, sub!kent, Subspace, ot3 in future parts

Series:  Part 1 of some great reward

Summary:  You see, there’s something kinda sordid about hooking up with your coworker on company time, especially when said company time is supposed to be used to kill a high ranking politician.

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It goes like this:

There are infinite universes, every millisecond of every day has infinite possibilities of what could happen, and for every possibility there is another universe, and then in that universe every millisecond has infinite possibilities and there are infinite universes built off that. Okay, that's not Kent's theory, but he thought of it before he heard it. It’s a viable theory. Science knows that. Kent's theory is that somewhere, in one of those universes, he gets to be happy.

Somewhere, there is a Kent Parson who gets to be happy. Somewhere there is a Jack Zimmermann who never overdosed. There is a universe where both of them get to be happy, from the start.

Somewhere, Kent Parson and Jack Zimmermann play for the Montreal Canadiens and they always have, sign their contracts together, spend their lives together. Somewhere, they are still inseparable, still cling to each other like that’s the only way they know how to breathe.

Somewhere, they stand side by side in red, blue, and white uniforms, crowd cheering as they hold up the Stanley cup, together. With a C on one chest and an A on the other. Somewhere, Jack kisses Kent on TV, and it’s the exact opposite of what he felt when he saw that in reality.

This is a WIP I’ve had for forever that I keep saying I should just finish because I don’t think it would be that long, but it’s an AU where Bitty owns/operates a bar with Ollie and Wicks in Providence, where the Falconers like to go. Jack gets traded to the Falconers after being in Dallas and meets Bitty because he always DDs. 

The bartender grabs a few more glasses with practiced ease and follows Jack to the table where Shitty is currently blowing straw wrappers at Lardo's head while Ransom and Holster argue loudly over which kegster was the one where someone threw up in Shitty's room. "There you go!"

Vol 2. Sticks and Scones is coming out next year! To get ready for the final installment in Check, Please! we’re hosting a mini Big Bang. 

The requirements for both authors and artists have been slimmed down from a traditional Big Bang in order to allow for our faster turn around with posting in late March. Signups begin December 1st! 

"bro-yo"