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hey. sorry im late
this may only be funny to me...but thats ok. (takes a puff from a comically large cigar)

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from ch 8 of nothing but the best by @coyotesuspect :)
What is this if not the ending? See me off with grace, and let it go Who are you now that you're all alone?
Ngozi Ukazu, Check Please! + Lizzy McAlpine, Force of Nature
"Doors" by Noah Kahan
"well, they were a pretty big deal. like, demolishing-all-of-junior-hockey's-stats kind of deal. like patenting the zimmermann-parson no-look one-timer kind of deal."

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Here are all the amazing fanworks created for Pimms Fest 2025: What Happens in Vegas! We're so happy and grateful we get to celebrate Jackparse with all of our amazing creators, and all of you who showed up for our creators with kudoses, likes and reblogs.
You can find all the fics on our AO3 collection, browse the tag or this list.
Happy holidays, everyone, don't forget to give these works some loveđĽłđâ ď¸đ
â ď¸Â Departure by Louise Gluck art by @ronandhermy
â ď¸Â forgotten that youâre godless podfic read by @djemsowhat | T, 48 minutes
â ď¸Â you spin my head right round fic by @obligatorygeekery | E, 9.2k words
â ď¸Â no wrongs, no right (only a winner and a loser) fic by @etaaquariids | T, 3.3k words
â ď¸Â A Chip on Oneâs Shoulder fic by @kentparsonscowlick3 | M, 7.9k words
â ď¸Â The Inevitable Disaster fic by @loveandallthat | 7k words
â ď¸Â Vega(s) fic by @amandayetagain T, 2.2k words
â ď¸Â The House Always Wins (except when Iâm home) fic by bronx_bound/ @parsnip90 | T, 5.8k words
â ď¸Â for better, for worse fic by finkpishnets/ @madroxed | T, 4.2k words
â ď¸Â Something Blue Suede Shoes fic by Pinkerton/ @agrossunderstatement | T, 4.1k words
â ď¸Â TIMELINE playlist by realog / @obligatorygeekery | 29 songs, 1.45 hrs
â ď¸Â ace-high fic by hearteyesfordays / @distantdeadly | M, 3.9k
â ď¸Â may the bridges i have burned light the way back home fic by laineymaid / @parsonandpurrson | E, 3.6k words
â ď¸Lately, There is No Way Out of My Head fic by runningwafers | E, 26.9k words
â ď¸Â (getting closer to knowing) where i belong fic by IProtectKennyP/ @kennyvparse | G, 7.1k words
â ď¸Â losing a life / gaining a home fic by SalazarTipton/ @softkent | G, 3.9k words
â ď¸Â nadie sabe lo que va a pasar maĂąana fic by @queenofthestarrrswrites | 21.8 words + "then what do you want, zimms?â playlist for the fic
â ď¸Â choke down the feeling fic by inlovewiththeirlove/ @lahallucinations | G, 2.2 words
â ď¸Â and now it follows me every day fic by @etaaquariids | T, 4.9k words
â ď¸Â The Disobedience That Holds Us Together fic by ix_tab / @mercy-misrule | E, 13.2k words
â ď¸Â reunite (Jackâs version) playlist by @aristocrating | 11 songs
â ď¸Â gamblerâs prayer (Kentâs version) playlist by @aristocrating | 11 songs
â ď¸Â there is a sadness in his eyes you only see in the exes of quebecois men art by @yaoimortician
â ď¸Â check out at 12 fic by @yaoimortician | T, 2.9k words
â ď¸Â so many roads to choose fic by @comingofspring | T, 34.2k words
â ď¸Â the physics of falling (again) fic by swanswords/ @an-ungraceful-swan | T, 3.2k words
â ď¸Â the boy with naivety succeeds fic by cyborgian | T, 7.2k words
â ď¸Â had you given me the chance (to say i do) fic by be_brave13/ @djemsowhat | T, 27.8k words
â ď¸Â springing up like daisies fic | T, 9.8k words
The great thing about Jackparse is that Kent WOULD be delusional if Jack processed his feelings like a normal human being but alas!
Kent's just like, he's had me blocked for 6 years but I know he's still in love with me, and typically you'd just be like Yikes, but THEN Jack "I'm Being So Normal About Hockey" Zimmermann compares their relationship to fucking HOCKEY and then just. Never speaks of it again. While also calling Kent by his incredibly tender teenage nickname and immediately making out with him the second they're alone together.
And so you really have no choice but to accept that that wild bitch is right. He maybe deserves condolences for his taste in men but Kent Parson stays winning!
there are some great pimms wips out there right now that I feel like people should be reading more! so, Iâm gonna rec them for anyone following me who might not know that theyâre out there!
twenty-four hours in buffalo, new york by @queenofthestarrrswrites - established Jack/Kent (reconnected as of the same authorâs wonderful Olympics fic), Kent reckoning with the realities of retirement and a life post hockey.
angeles by @impalerswift - another one where Kentâs dealing with life after hockey but a very different story where Kent is struggling and Jack is trying to show up for him and oh boy, does Kent not like or appreciate that. Iâm not usually one for fics where Kentâs career is ended beyond his control so I think it really goes to show how wonderful Sinaâs writing is that Iâm so into this one.
thereâs a joke somewhere and itâs on me by @aristocrating - the pre-canon Pimms fixit au that youâve always wanted. This fic really gets into how Jack tries and fails and so in some cases does not want to try to gel with the Samwell crew, his beginning years pre-canon, and it comes with an interesting, fleshed out crew of side characters in addition to Shitty and I just really love how Marina writes the interpersonal dynamics here.
Retrograde Motion by @amandayetagain - post canon estranged Jack/Kent where Kent has amnesia and doesnât remember anything since before the draft. Drama ensues!!!
And then to be super selfish, I also have two!
pull me by the ankles - this is a sequel to âwe could live for a thousand yearsâ set during Jackâs first season with the Aces as Kent deals with the growing pains of finally having everything heâs ever wanted and not really knowing what to do with the reality of it bc oh boy, is that scary.
2 most wanted - aka the Jack is cheating on Bitty with Kent all throughout years three and four fic. Did you ever find yourself reading years 3 and 4 and thinking to yourself, âman, Jack wouldnât fucking do that???â Yeah, me too. This fic deals with that and also has a bunch of fun messy Pimms hookups.