I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????
Edit: this was a joke. I made this to be funny. I have read the book. Four times as of adding this. I simply forgot it was very slightly different in the book. This is not the place to be having discussions about how infantilizing the movie may or may not be, i am not even gonna give my own take on that here. The attention this is getting is getting exhausting and every day i get closer to taking it down. It is just a joke. I do not need to be told to read the book, i do not want my little shitpost turned into some philosophical discussion. I am so sick and tired of this damn post
