#mephiston

Poor attempt to break free of feeling washed at art. Modern AUs always have me by the neck my god. The things I would do to see these guys interacting in a "coworkers w benefits" kind of dynamic free of standard 40k puritanism gjusjkghsh gosh someone sedate me. It's also just mad funny to imagine these guys— yknow like... men literally conditioned to be super soldiers, in a corporate office setting 💀like can we IMAGINE a 70-80 year old human Dante contemplating retirement while in a board meeting or smth 💀💀 like that's literally twin <- not even close to retirement age.

anyways here's some mega cringe background lore on the two of them that I lowkey cooked while high as fuck so excuse the fact it's like super cliche 💀. The AU basically makes it so that the blood angels are just employees at their "dad's" biopharma company and yeah ik biopharma's got a rep for being kinda shady buttttttttt let's just hope sanguinius is running his plasma/bloodwork firm ethically 💀💀.