Username Guide
try to kill me, I dare you: Obi-Wan
Brain Parasites DNI: Xanatos
Illegally Alive: Feemor
Renesmee/Consecotaleophobia: Quinlan
Merry: Reeft
Pippin: Garen
Lumos: Luminara
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: Bant
War Crimes 'R' Us: Nield
Platinum Bitch: Siri
Pacifism IS MY KINK: Satine
[try to kill me, I dare you is online]
Renesmee: EYO WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU OBES
try to kill me, I dare you: Oh you know, getting stabbed by a ‘fellow’ bounty hunter :)
Illegally Alive: OBI-WAN PLS
Pacifism IS MY KINK: Ben.
Pacifism IS MY KINK: Why are you like this
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: PLEASE TELL ME YOUR’E IN MEDICAL
try to kill me, I dare you: I am actually
[try to kill me, I dare you has sent an image]
Obi-Wan had evidently taken the picture himself with one arm stretched out to hold the comm while the other was posed in a peace sign. There was a small slice through the already existing slit in his left eyebrow. Bruises were already blooming on his cheek along with a black eye. Dried blood was smeared across his bottom lip under a scabbed over cut.
War Crimes 'R' Us: Obi-Wan
War Crimes 'R' Us: Stabbed
try to kill me, I dare you: got into a fistfight with an obnoxious Duros with an equally obnoxious hat.
Platinum Bitch: better yet, did you win?
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: SIRI
Platinum Bitch: What? It’s a legitimate question.
try to kill me, I dare you: I’ll be fucked if I knew
try to kill me, I dare you: the little bitch ran off after he stabbed me
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: sigh
Illegally Alive: you need any transport?
try to kill me, I dare you: Nah I’m good, still gonna be stuck here for a few weeks
Pacifism IS MY KINK: Please try to get some sleep Ben
try to kill me, I dare you: No promises :p
[try to kill me, I dare you is now offline]
War Crimes ‘R’ Us: apologies Luminara
Pacifism IS MY KINK: Of course Luminara
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: Sorry Lumi!
Merry: jokes on you it’s daytime where I am atm
Illegally Alive: sorry for bothering you Padawan Unduli
[9 Users are now offline]
[Renesmee has changed their user to: Consecotaleophobia]
Consecotaleophobia: obi you’re a kriffing bitch
try to kill me, I dare you: Talk shit get hit quin
Illegally Alive: CONTEXT PLEASE
Consecotaleophobia: obi stabbed my hand with a fork :(
try to kill me, I dare you: You act like adding a frowny face is going to get you any pity
Illegally Alive: okay I’ll bite
Illegally Alive: Obi, why did you stab padawan vos with a fork?
try to kill me, I dare you: Quin was being an absolute whore of a Kiffar and kept messing with my report >:\
Illegally Alive: fair enough
[Illegally Alive is now offline]
try to kill me, I dare you: lmao, sucks to suck
try to kill me, I dare you: So what did we learn today?
Brain Parasites DNI: You have both a severely crippled self-esteem and a god complex….?
try to kill me, I dare you: W̵͕̤̳̎̿r̴̮̰̖̈́ǫ̴̪͆n̴̤̔̀͠g̴͉͛̒ ̶̬̿͌a̸͓͔̲̒̽̚ń̴̛̤̈́s̶͓͓̓̌͜w̷̹̜̟̓e̶̜̰͌͑̊r̶̫̂̽͠ ̴̦̝̊>̵͙͋͘͜:̶̫̋̇͝)̸̛͓̝͋
Illegally Alive: WOW DON’T LIKE THAT
Brain Parasites DNI: YOU DON’T LIKE A LOT OF THINGS
Illegally Alive: AND YET, IM STILL DOING BETTER THAN YOU
Brain Parasites DNI: OI KRIFF OFF IM PERFECT
try to kill me, I dare you: XAN YOU KIDNAPPED AND SOLD ME INTO SLAVERY WHEN I WAS 12
Brain Parasites DNI: OK THAT WASN’T ONE OF MY FINEST MOMENTS
try to kill me, I dare you: NO SHIT SHERLOCK
Illegally Alive: WHY CANT WE HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY
try to kill me, I dare you: SOMEONE FELL TO THE DARKSIDE
Brain Parasites DNI: THAT WASN’T BY MY FREE WILL
Brain Parasites DNI: BRAIN WORMS FROM THE SITH WARS ARE KRIFFING BITCHES
Pippin: WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING!?
try to kill me, I dare you: I DON’T KNOW
try to kill me, I dare you: COMEDIC EFFECT I PRESUME
Illegally Alive: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Brain Parasites DNI: AAAAAAAAA
try to kill me, I dare you: Ā̸͉̤Å̷̩̤͘A̵̢̳̞͋͐A̵̢͑́͠Ã̶̺̱̳A̸̳̠͎̾͋͝Á̸̲̱̩Ā̴̢͓̒̎Ä̵̡͓̞́͝A̸͋͜A̶̦̐̅A̷̛̫͈̘Ā̵̮̰̊̓Ǎ̸̢̘͉͝
Illegally Alive: Okay, we good now?
try to kill me, I dare you: Yup
Brain Parasites DNI: I think so
[Three users are now offline]
Pacifism IS MY KINK: Pardon my explicit language
Pacifism IS MY KINK: But what the fuck
Platinum Bitch: oh yeah i forgot that you didnt get any context
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: So for some context, Xanatos was training to become a Jedi shadow with Feemor
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: I don’t know the specifics of the mission but long story short Xan's brain got snatched by a preserved parasite from the Sith Wars that wasn't detectable and it turned him to the dark side.
Pacifism IS MY KINK: That sounds... like a convoluted ya novel
Consecotaleophobia: ikr!?
Consecotaleophobia: god id dead and everything is worthless
Platinum Bitch: LMAO GET DUNKED ON
War Crimes ‘R’ Us: do we want to know?
Merry: Obi-Wan and Siri thoroughly humiliated Quin in front of a bunch of initiate Shadow's
Consecotaleophobia: REEFT I TRUSTED YOU RAISIN HEAD
Pippin: PRETTY SURE AT LEAST HALF OF THE RECRUITS HAVE CRUSHES ON OBES AND SIRI NOW LMAO
Consecotaleophobia: OH KRIFF OFF
[*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly* is now Online]
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: OK I WANT TO KNOW
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: WHY IS THE CAFETERIA ON FIRE
Lumos: Oh that would be my fault
Lumos: I would say I'm sorry, but I'm really not.
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: .....
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: Lumi
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: WHY
*Brandishes Medical Saw Menacingly*: Sigh