Gojo x reader x John Pork x Frankie Grande x Shane Dawson
Gojo walks into the Gojo lookalike contest in your room. There are 200 other competitors, but your eyes land on him immediately, and you start drooling.
βHey, whatβs up? Itβs me, Satoru Gojo,β he says in that smooth, buttery tone that makes your kitty purr out Gojoβs name. βSomeone order the thick thighs pussy salad?β Gojo calls out, and you get down on your knees and start crawling towards him while your asshole twitches
βI did!β you say in that tiny, petite, and soft voice. You start rubbing against his shoe as he feeds you the thick thighs pussy salad.
Everyone else in the room pulls out a chair in their pockets and watches the whole thing, humping the air. They all start to twitch and scream in agony, singing in harmony, βThat Should Be Meβ by Justin Bev.
βGojo, look into my giant, fluttery, dazzling, amazing, captivating, sparkling, majestic blue eyes with yours,β you moan out and start singing βYou Are My Specialβ and remix it with the first opening of season 2.
Gojo starts to chuckle, sounding like a pig snorting, but a charming one. You tear off his pants and are greeted with boxer briefs that have bluey on them. He lowers his head and rips his own boxers off with his teeth, and the crowd gasps in awe, with the sole exception of Satoru Gojo.
You start staring at the two twisted dicks, and your tiny, petite, delicate, soft hands wrap around them. Before you know it, he grabs the back of your head and shoves himself in your mouth, tasty. He tastes like a Barnes and Noble book. He even has a cute little white tuft, so the carpets do match the drapes! He shoves you back and starts doing the worm on top of you before ripping off your clothes. βYouβre mine, kitten whiskers,β he meows in your ear as he does the worm continuously, and then he finally does it. He finally shoved that shit in there. Suddenly glitter appears in the crowd.
Shane Yaw, his real name, goes on record. Heβs not a pedophile.
As heβs balls deep, John Pork has started to call him, his ringtone being mommy ASMR telling him that heβs getting a call. He never declines John Porkβs calls.
βAre you alive?β The phone rings, the audio glitching as Gojo uses his reversal as a condom. βIma make you say of course! Can I come to your house later? Too late already there ho!β and John Pork hangs up before Gojo can say anything. Heβs too busy moaning anyway!
Before you knew it, John Pork ran through the wall, ripping off his flannel while he was running, and jumped onto Shane Yaw (who goes on record that he is not a pedophile) and shoved his pork sausage into his mouth. βOh! The beard is scratchy!β John Pork squeals.
A helicopter comes out of nowhere, and you look over as Gojo slams into you; itβs Donald J. Trump coming out! Happy Pride Month, I guess. He has JD Vance and Charlie Kirkβs naked ghost bring over a throne and place it right in front of you and Gojo, his balls still slapping against you. His other big, fat, juicy, thick dick slips into your ass, no lube!
βYeowch! That hurts, Jojo!β you scream and squeal
Jojo from JoJoβs Bizarre Adventure suddenly walks in, βBro, I just had the most bizarre adventure!β and he dips.
Gojo chuckles with a smirk, that damn smirk, and slides a finger down your stomach. βSo soft,β he giggles like a girl and puts his hand up to his mouth, βteehee.β
Suddenly Frankie Grande appears and starts twerking on Donald Trumpβs lap, whining the words βShawnnnnβ even though thatβs not Donald Trumpβs name.
Before you know it, Gojo impregnates you with twins at once, and you already look like youβre 9 months pregnant. And honestly? Thatβs growth β¨
