⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ invincible head-canons!
ᴍᴀʀᴋ ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ mark is such a puppy about you, deep being all tough and strong. He’ll do whatever you ask of him.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ you are one of the most important people to him. Theres no topping you, his mother, and Oliver. The three most imp people in his life.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ you definitely asked him out. He got to nervous every time.. and he felt like such an idiot.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ adores you in his clothes, it makes his heart clench tight. Even lets you try on his suit and its silly how loose it is on you.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ couldn’t choose a favorite body part, but his body always drifts to your tummy. If he’s lying on it, kissing it, rubbing your skin there. It’s the warmest part of your body. Especially if you’re on the bigger size. He will adore that so much more.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎has a picture of you hidden in the band on the back of his mask, he’ll look at it if hes far from you, if your fighting or if hes just sad.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ on the serious side.. he has a-lot of trauma, before and after the viltrumites battle. You’ll catch him staring off on occasion, picking at his fingers. After what happened with his dad, (you two were friends) he would just break down crying, remembering the cries of the innocent as he was forced to slaughter them. To this day it haunts his every being.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ remembers everyone of they’re names. Vists their graves on occasion—or the memorial statues. He’ll never get over what happened that day, but he knows that he’s done what he could. And his heart has broken enough.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ his mom adores you, like so much. Theres even a framed picture of you on their wall. After the divorce with Nolan you were there by her side. And she just adores how good you are to her son, how open you are. Sweet and ready to help. She really adores it.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ oliver on the other hand didn’t care for you at first, until you boyght him an old gameboy and he was through the roof. (He carries it every where). If oliver needs girl advice and hes too scared to ask his mom, he’ll go to you. He’s basically your younger brother now.
ɴᴏʟᴀɴ ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. ᴏᴍɴɪ ᴍᴀɴ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ came to earth with no clue about anything. When he saw you, he knew he’d breed with you. At first he was going to have a child with you then move onto the next woman. But.. you stuck to him like glue.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ is an idiot. Made you cry on accident for the first time and he felt something he’d never felt before. Regret. His heart pinched and his breath shook. He apologized immediately like a dog at your beck and call.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ protects you fiercely. Just wanting to see your baby grow up.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ if he stays loyal to viltrum. He’ll leave without a word, obviously attempting to take your son but he disagreed. What happened to Mark happened to your child. Blah blah blah. But a pang in his heart stayed, eating him alive.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ now if he betrays viltrum, he’ll probably tell you why he came here. You will be pissed, hate him, until he convinces you how deep he fell for you, how he felt real deep human love for you and it physically changed his brain chemistry, and maybe you’ll forgive him overtime.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ addicted to your scent. That sweet feminine scent viltrumites didn’t have. But humans did. Yours was deep and sweet and it made his knees weak. It was his kypronite, (or scourge LOLLL sorry)
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ if you had a girl, he’ll be so off balance, remembering this is a human baby by technicalities, so he doesn’t teach her to fight or anything. But he treats her like a damn princess. Gets thrown off when she punches straight through a piece of sheet metal at the age of 14 after he said no to a new phone.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ is nervous as hell to teach your daughter about her powers, tells her NOTHING about viltrum (not even the lie he told mark). Hes so conflicted. He just wants to coddle her. But he teaches her definitely.
ᴄᴏɴQᴜᴇꜱᴛ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ in this version he had came as more of a spy to spy on mark and humans, but instead he landed on a farm, your farm. A cute little strawberry farm. He pulled off his prosthetic hand. Slipping it into a bush.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ he found you crying, you’d been injured after a fall and you couldn’t farm your strawberries so you had no money.. he caught up on that.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ you were so..pretty. You didn’t seem strong or tight, you face relaxed, soft as you looked up at him. Obviously you heard him. “Whats wrong?” He muttered, staring down at you.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ from then on, he helped you on your farm. Then he admitted he had no place to stay..and you took him in. He was a sweetie to you. Immediately betraying his quest, he was yours now.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ fell so hard for you he thinks he got a concussion. He’d never felt like this, it was so strong and he loved the feeling. He helped you around the farm. And eventually you let him into your heart.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ he was overjoyed when you admitted you liked him. Like nolan he was an idiot about showing affection. So he stole you a massive weeping cherry blossom tree and set it by your house.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ you fucking adored it so much. And you adored him. You two have two children, two twin girls. They look nothing like him but he couldn’t care.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ would kill for you. Id someone makes you sad or dare make you cry. Their body isn’t found.
ᴛʜʀᴀɢɢ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ your an alien from a planet they were trying to conquer. Your beings could put up a very good fight against them, it was impressive.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ as you beat him—and he let you btw. His heart gave a thump it hadn’t before. And instead of being inslaved like the rest of your people. You became his wife. And he bred with you. Having 8 children, 5 girls and 3 boys.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ you were still fierce, and so were your people. You demanded that they were no longer inslaved. And..promised that if he let them free..you’d give him another baby—so obviously he said yes.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ your first time together was aggressively. You ripped a chunk from his arm. (He didn’t force himself on you). Its just complicated, you agree to have a baby if it meant the slaughter on your people stopped..but it didn’t mean you’d be nice about it.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ and honestly you loved your babies. They were so sweet compared to they’re father, and soon..he grew on you over the years.
Thats all i have to say ab thragg, hes hot but idc for his character. Sorry cuties
ᴀʟʟᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ he met you when your people agreed to be apart of the coalition. You were so cute. And you..hated him. He was so annoying to you! Always calling you some silly nickname. Starting at you. It was so aggravating.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ but he grew on you after getting all buff and strong..you couldn’t deny he was sexy.. and almost dying kinda put him in a perspective.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ brings you little trinkets from planets he vists. Saying they remind him of you. And its a blue blob with four eyes.(????)
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ makes so many jokes that DONT land and its genuinely so funny watching him whip his head around waiting for someone to laugh, then sulk with a pout.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ very, very into you. Has a picture of you EVERYWHERE. In his wallet, his uniform. His home, probably would get a blanket with ur face on it. Your just so cutie.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ very direct with everything. He doesn’t hide anything from you..and it feels good to know if he hates something your doing rather then his silence. (Hes never silent).
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ to cocky about his strength. Sometimes you’ll bite his muscles just to see how strong they are..
ᴋʀᴇɢɢ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ came to earth that day with the other viltrumite to repopulate the viltrum empire. Planned to play a bunch of women.. but he met you. You were extremely fierce and honestly kinda rude—it was incredibly sexy to him.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ takes you out on his motorcycle. Suddenly leaning forward to make it go faster—you don’t notice its because of his powers, thinking he just added some methed up thing to his bike.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ 18+ you two have too much shower sex. Idk why he just seems like that kinda guy.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ you two only have three kids, two boys and one little girl. The apple of his eye. Shes fierce just like you. Poking his eyepatch and scratching his arms.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ struggles with communication unlike allen. Your so direct and hes used to Thragg swiping his ideas away like theyre trash. So he struggles to communicate with you. Until you yell at him about it.
I also dont have alot of kregg. Hes cute but his personality is kinda dry to me.
ʀᴇx ꜱᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎when you get together its after he was shot in the head. He’s obviously straight now..and he wanted you bad bro.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎absolute fein for you. In any way. Your his everything, he can’t remember why he cheated before. Hes so glad you gave him a second chance
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎he adores those early mornings where you spread out on him in your panties and a t shirt with some stupid little meme on it. Hair messy, and your eyes unopened. Your so innocent in that moment, completely defenseless, no worries. He never wants you to hurt ever.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎talks about you to much. Always referencing his girl or his ‘wife’. Your just so hilarious to him
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎definitely has an ‘i love my girlfriend’ shirt with your face in a heart. He’ll wear it so randomly and its genuinely just..odd, but its cute in theory
Sad :(
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎Rex always knew that as a superhero there would be a day he wouldn’t come home. So he set up a fund for you, leaving his house in your name, and..when he did die. A key arrived at you door to a storage apartment.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎when you got there..it was full of old stuff from your relationship. Pictures, the blanket you two took on a picnic. The bottle one wine he bought for you, almost draining his account
. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎rex was an idiot. But the one thing he was smart in, was loving you. And thats what he did to the very moment he died, leaving you so many thoughtful moments. And even if he was gone, you had all this to keep him close.
STOP THAT WASTOO SAD CRIES
ᴀᴛᴏᴍ ᴇᴠᴇ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎you were her first girlfriend ever. But she loved you like you were a damn piece of gold. Her room is full of your stuff, bra on herbed, pictures of you and her on the wall.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎you two share everything, tops, jeans, whatever you can. It makes you too feel so connected!
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎you two rarely fight, when you disagree on something, its a soft calm conversation. She hates arguing..and if can be done calmly, thats how shes doing it.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎you two were childhood friends before you were dating, so you know about her powers. When she moved out to the woods she took you with her.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎you both share the same ideals and you help were you can.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎her favorite times together, are right after sex, when you lay back, pantied slid down to your ankles, breathing softly as you spread out. Like no one else can see you. Its so soft and careful, like only she can see it. She lets her head rest on your chest. And usually you fall asleep that way
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎kisses all over your body, just likes the feeling of your skin under her lips. Your so much softer then the last time she remembers your skin.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎you always soothe her if shes ever stressed, massaging her scalp, rubbing her shoulders. Your all she ever wanted.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎her parents adore you. Her dad surprisingly okay with her dating a girl—maybe its because he knew you so well..but her dad was fine with it. Her mother just loves you, thinking its so sweet how you love her daughter even though she’s ‘different’
ᴛʜᴜʟᴀ
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎Thula came to earth like Kregg did. But human men disgusted her. She refused to breed with them. But women were different. Lets say your a ballet dancer. She saw you through a window. Her eyes tracing your body as you streched. Your eyes caught hers. Heart thumping as you flushed, looking away.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎its not like homosexuality was hated on viltrum. Its just not something that was practiced, love wasn’t even practiced. So..she didn’t feel any differently about falling in love with a woman.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ 18+- sex was very confusing to her..she was used to unfeeling mating..but this, her clit rubbing against yours, that little ball of nerves shooting such strong feelings through her body. It was.. amazing. Your body was much softer then a mans, your voice so sweet as you moaned, seemingly unbothered doing all the work. Grinding into her.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎shes not a sex fiend..but lets just say she loves your body. Kissing your chest, rubbing your flesh, she knew how fragile you were..and it only made you more perfect.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎she does feel genuine emotion for you, but it.. scares her, so she disguise it as loving you like your a play doll
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎suddenly had never cared for men, or anyone at that. Only wants you.. who knew women were a choice? She’d been alive for so long and only know experienced eating pussy? She had been missing out.
Thats all. Dies
