#mt rushmore

Really wants to get into other people's situations when it's not his business and somehow solves the problem for everyone

Renowned for academic as well as athletic feats

Adventurous

Wants to be the centre of attention, even if unintentionally (bride at every wedding, corpse at every funeral, etc etc)

Big corporations do not like him

Refuses to die

"Death had to take him when he was sleeping, or else he would put up a fight" (Friede was awake, so he did, and survived)

Great sense of justice

Hot af

Probably deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Dgaf about women, adventurous is calling

Has a friend he really trusts (murdock/taft)

Leaves their job to them (presidency/crew leadership)

Gets mad how they handled it and returns

Return turns in a massive fuck up that ruins 1912 election/roy's personality

Things still somehow coast in right direction cuz of his earlier set precedents

Caused a lot of problems in hindsight

Doesn't like to be labelled with his academic titles

Hopemaxxed his way to success (teddy beating asthma, friede meating cap)

Curious about wildlife

Wants to preserve wildlife

Likes establishing/saving biological hotspots

Cool af when he's in action

Somehow made everything work out in missions despite being reckless

Had a reputation of being unpredictable

Sent kids to war

Really wanted to go to wars in person

Climbed a big ass mountain and won a major battle there and got more famous for it

His touch with regular people's life problems gets ignored by historians/fandom

Really reckless spender and has to be controlled by mollie/congress

Raised some adventurous and reckless kids

Not popular during their time among the elites

Actually a part of the elites though but still

Challenged forces of nature, and won (Panama canal, the six heroes)

Has good connections with old men

Deeply caring internally

Wholesome uncle, but not the best dad in hindsight

Allows his (friend's) niece to get romance through his connections (FDR for Eleanor through his family, Liko for Dot through Lucca)

Speaks highly of his mentors

Probably has adhd

Wears glasses, sometimes (teddy's single monocle get averaged to sometimes)

Got lucky spawn as a kid (rich political family for teddy, being next to orla for friede)

Smart than people think

Respects animals/Pokemon deeply

Sportsmanship and honour

Travelled around the world

Unrealistic dreams, made them come true

Goes out of his way to fulfill his and others' curiosity

Deserves a spot on mount rushmore

Triggers my bi panic

etc etc.