#moash

Kaladin’s frustration with the members of Bridge 4 in WoK really hits differently when you focus on the fact that he was inadvertently doping the whole time. Like not only could he run farther and faster and deflect arrows, but he was warmer in their crappy barracks and had better muscle recovery. He must have been incredibly annoying to all of the non-enhanced humans.

I really would have loved to see Kal and Moash's interactions in WoR from other bridgemen's eyes. Because this stuff is hilarious. First Moash becomes weirdly insistent on getting into Captain's personal space while looking into his eyes and talking so passionately about something in a lowered tone that it occasionally even attracts stray spren. The whole taking him by the arm thing. Repeatedly asking Kaladin to go out with him to get drinks, and when he finally does go, snatching him away just after a few gulps from both sides with the most conspicuously vague reason ever. And when you start to think that this guy has the most obvious, most embarrassing and relatable — because hey, who wouldn't — one-sided crush on captain Kaladin-storming-Stormblessed, Kaladin turns around and in the most stupidly grand gesture of generosity gives him his Shards. Like Moash is the specialest guy in the entire Bridge Four. Is this what flirting looks like these days? They should get their shits together and like, commit to it already. They're not being subtle anyway. Good for them.