I really love the moment in Way of Kings where Hoid decides to vibe check Dalinar's cosmere awareness by namedropping Adonalsium with 0 context.
"Hey do do you know the true name of God? No? That's a shame, forget I said anything."
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I really love the moment in Way of Kings where Hoid decides to vibe check Dalinar's cosmere awareness by namedropping Adonalsium with 0 context.
"Hey do do you know the true name of God? No? That's a shame, forget I said anything."

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Hoid
Yeah? MY OC is so old he was a conspirator in the Shattering. He was soo cool they offered him a Shard and he refused.
Oh right, he can use every magic system in the Cosmere, and he plays the flute, and he is an expert musician.
You know who was the first person he hit? Kelsier. Yeah, my guy is so good he punched Kelsier and dates Jasnah. He's soo cool he can do that yeah?
Did I forget to mention? He can travel to the Realm of Dragons despite not being one. And he's, like, totally cool with the Wind.
"The Traveler" who the hell is that?
Oh. My. God. No...
It's Cephandrius bitchass Maxtori.
And so it came to pass that 5 years later, I redrew Rafo Ramen Hoid
Whoa. This artwork was/is
1. long overdue for a redraw
2. quite possibly still the dumbest thing I’ve done in this fandom up until today.
Some of you might remember this post from quite a while back. The story behind it is that my bestie got me interested in the Cosmere by sharing fun facts about Hoid out of context. I drew the original version for her as a gift, then not long afterwards proceeded to get obsessed with Moash midway through WoK, and the rest is history. But before then, I had this Hoid.
I’ve been meaning to redraw this for months (years), and include some new stuff that got revealed in the meantime. 5 years ago Design didn’t have her Ramen restaurant, and kazoos were yet to be canon in the Cosmere. Hoid still had his sense and good style, which I, of course, had to strip away from him the first chance I got. I also changed the bowl he is holding to be a version modelled after the official merch from the Dragonsteel store.
The greatest change is definitely the map in the background. iirc the OG version was a map of the travels of worldhoppers and Shards – well, to an extent it still is. Please welcome Hoid clowning his colleagues, and also including a very detailedTM drawing of himself as a coat rack next to Komashi. As well as a few doodles, and a diss aimed at Kelsier.
More yapping and the OG Under the cut.

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i feel like hoid would be chronically on tumblr
Someone after Hoid does something insane: Huh...? Who is that guy? No, WHAT is he?
Everyone else: You have no idea
HOID'S REAL NAME IS- *gets stabbed 23 times*