#mha incorrect

Shoto: Yes? What else would he be?

Fuyumi: Well with the way you talk about him, we always assumed he was a stray cat you befriended

Shoto: Oh… Hold on, I have to tell a friend about this

[Two days later]

Shinsou: For the last fucking time Kaminari stop meowing at me!

Kaminari: Meow

"My first hear me out is..." Mina looks around as if waiting for applause... "Sero."

Jirou groans. Momo looks confused. Somewhere down the hallway, you hear a door creak. "I heard my name?" Sero calls from the living room, and Tooru sprints over to close the bedroom door with a loud snap.

"I thought we weren't supposed to pick our boyfriends?" You ask, blinking. "Wasn't that in the rules?"

"Ah," Mina shakes her head. "Let me have fun. I know you're all not into him."

"You think we're all not into him," Jirou jokes before holding off Mina's playful attacks with her earphone jacks. "My Hear Me Out is Yamada-Sensei. I'm sure he was hot when he was younger."

"That's wrong too," Tooru points out, "You're supposed to pick people that are hot now!"

Jirou blushes. "I said what I said. Leave me alone."

Ochako is next, followed by a rather unwilling Tsuyu. You're all giggling now and having fun, and as your turn draws closer, you can feel your anxiety give way to something a little wilder.

"My Hear Me Out," you hear yourself say, grinning, "is All Might. Now. He is kinda sexy, don't you think?"

Tooru giggles next to you, but Mina, Jirou and Momo have fallen silent, staring at a point behind you.

Surprised, you turn to find none other than Midoriya Izuku staring back at you, his cheeks the color of ripe tomatoes.

"Do they want something to eat or not?" Bakugo's voice rings out from the hallway, and Midoriya, steam rising from his ears, jumps back out of the room, the door falling close behind him.

After a second of painful silence, the girls erupt in laughter.

"I think you scared him for life," Tooru giggles.

*Grocery Store on Fire in the Background*

Class 1B:

sero : sounds like something a villain would say

bakugou : just shut the f-

kaminari : you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

Bakugou: 10

Kaminari: 10 what?

Deku: Hi!