*inserts bakugou's voice*

kaminari : shinsou-kun, you should stop. this is gonna kill you

sero : sounds like something a villain would say

bakugou : just shut the f-

kaminari : you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

kuroo : being the team captain

kenma : finding a will to live

lev : trying to have a better tiktok fyp

lev :

daichi : no, suga-san, we are not using my handcuffs for non-work related purposes again

tanaka : non-work related purposes??

[thirty minutes later]

class 1-a : what?

aizawa : i said i won't miss you when i'm not your homeroom teacher anymore

atsumu, sighing : i'm not going to work there

aran : why?

atsumu : they said i can't be paid in nuggets...

yachi : i accidentally broke my laptop by sitting on it

hinata :

hinata : so does it make it a lapbottom?

ashido : and i bet you'd like to see him without them

midoriya : *blushes hard*

kaminari : thank you

therapist : that's... not really a compliment

iwaizumi : of course

oikawa : i love you!

iwaizumi : it back

oikawa :

shouji, covering momo : promises are for losers. gentlemans make commitments

todoroki :

todoroki : ....bakugou katsuki

kageyama, to hinata : if your team wins i'm sleeping with you tonight

sugawara, once hinata can't hear them : really, kageyama?

kageyama : no, i'm gonna sleep with him even if his team loses 'cause he looks really cute

nishinoya : how?

tanaka : well first, she's my wife so she's a part of me

tanaka : and since you're my bro, she's like your bro by extension