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So... I was thinking about back story for Bow's dads and how there's a good chance George met Micah during the war and then my brain... accidentally created a crackship that was George x Micah.
(Gicah? Meorge? These are both terrible.)
And, at first, I was like GAH, brain, why would you do this? But then we were kicking the idea around in the old group chat and came up with some interesting ideas I wish to unleash you on all in case anyone would like to take this and run with it.
George and Micah met during the war and had a passionate fling. Memorable but brief. Long before they met their spouses. George never knew Micah's name.
What if part of the reason George is so salty about the rebellion and magic is a rebellion sorcerer broke his heart, hmm?
Because he never knew his name and generally disdained both rebellion politics and royalty, George never realized the king of Bright Moon was the same man he hooked up with all those years ago.
So then, of course, after the war, they meet and recognize each other and it's freaking awkward.
And George is really afraid Lance is going to be upset about it or jealous but instead he thinks it's HILARIOUS and takes every opportunity to give them a hard time about it.
Once she finds out, Castaspella joins him and the two of them are united in giving George and Micah crap about it for all time.
Meanwhile, the older generation try to keep this from Bow and Glimmer because they don't want to traumatize the kids but, of course, they find out anyway.
Glimmer is slightly weirded out by it at first but eventually makes her peace with it enough that she laughs along with Aunt Casta and Lance when they are going at them.
Bow in the other hand is slightly traumatized by the idea of George being with anyone other than Lance and is so stressed he can't even deal with being in the room when everyone's going on about it.
How do they find out? One idea we had was that Glimmer finds some old pictures from the war and she's like, "Aw, Bow, look at this old picture of my dad!" and he's like, "Cool, he looks so... wait a second, is that George????" and the dads, when confronted, are like "Ohhh, haha, well, you see, we were... friends?" and the kids are like... "You're kissing? And shirtless? In BED???" and they have no choice but to own up.
Washington: I'm willing to do a lot of things...
Washington: But admitting to Martha that I'm cold after she told me to bring a jacket is not one of them
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Martha cooks for George, all the things he liked as a child and he has to insist she sit and eat with him otherwise she would clean everything up and forget to eat dinner
They were sad when they found out they couldn't have kids but that didn't stop them practically adopting anyone who needed parental figures at any point.
Martha was there a few times when George was a teen babysitting James and Thomas so when they start working for them she gets all excited and acts like a mom for them because !!!!!!! She was there!!!!!
They started to date at age 17 and have been together ever since
Sometimes they'll just have quiet nights in where they sit together, and George will read while Martha knits or flicks through a magazine
Philip calls them granny and grandpops which almost made them cry
Sometimes Alexander slips up and calls them mom and dad even though he doesn't mean to-
Lafayette proudly refers to George and Martha as "my american parents" which they find both hilarious and so sweet
Martha is a lot smaller than George and when she wants his attention she'll pull on his jacket, even when they're in public and George knows to turn to her as soon as she does
George tries to cook but he's not very good so Martha teaches him 🥺🥺
Martha really likes the Lion King, so George buys her a big Simba soft toy, although he gets tired of it taking up all the room in bed he's just happy shes happy
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That's all I can think of atm! Thank you for coming!
*intense staring contest to see whose turn it is to watch after the Hamilsquad tonight*
@rhouxx and an anon requested to see some Martha and George! I’m so sorry it took so long to draw this X’’’D They really are the best parents for all of the wild kids.

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“How does someone like you manage to even get in the door? What are you, the devil?”
“Dude, either change your attitude or I’ll change you!”
“The boat caught on fire. That was interesting.”
“It maybe only noon but I am this close to jumping if it means relief.”
“Why do you smell like bad decisions that make up for a good story?”
“After i told them how I felt, they smiled. My heart stopped beating.”
“I was just gonna crush my feelings deep with my soul and never touch it with a ten foot stick.”
“If I’m the devil, then that means you willingly drowned millions of lives all for the sake of aesthetic. Who’s more evil now.”
“I’m not interested in anyone—oh hello, who are you and what do I need to do to get you in my life.”
“I can’t help it when my crush falls asleep. They’re too perfect.”
“Why does this feel like a terrible decision?”
“I’m never doing that again!”
“I made them a flower crown. Do you think they’ll get stung by bees?”
“What time is it? Its a lie. Time doesn’t exist.”
“You’re going to have to force feed me that.”
“I don’t understand. Why can’t they just you know, get over it?”
“Some people are only alive because murder is frowned upon. At least in times of peace.”
“I’m not leaving here. I have found where I am meant to be.”
“Look at my son!!!”
“Can caffeine kill you? Let’s find out.”
“So, I heard from a friend of a friend you could use my help? Don’t be shy.”
“Here’s the thing: you can take my foot and shove it right there. Perfect.”
“I don’t believe in naps. It’s either death or ... what’s the word? Awake.”
“You can make something too heterosexual. You can never make something too gay—blame historians.”
“I refuse to believe in that but for your sake, fine.”
“1, 2, 3, it’s illegal to kill a bitch but they’ve always been the exception.”
“I told them my secret. They haven’t responded. What should I do?”
“Do you think birds purposely cause mayhem? They’re not stupid.”
“Stop it. Now.”
“You’re really hot but just shut up. Please. You’re too hot to die.”
***please pick one and the more details, the better (ie, pg-13, modern au, lams, coffee shop, musical).
I’ll be sure to add more.
Thank you guys so much for all your support!
guys i was yapping with some of my coworkers and somehow they got onto the topic of fanfic and tried to explain it to me and how 'its not all bad' like wow. of all the people you could be trying to explain fanfic to you choose someone who is secretly not only a reader but a writer of it LMFAOO
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