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The Art of the Handwritten Note: "Corresponding on paper let's you elevate a simple pleasure into an artform." -Margaret Shepherd 2002

Plagiarism has become an artform for Meghan Markle Duchess of Sussex County who frequently quotes Margaret Shepherd (famed author and calligrapher) without crediting her book or work.

Photos from my own copy of The Art of The Handwritten Note (published by Shepherd in 2002):

Pretentiousness

MM obviously practiced her hand lettering and penmanship for this series because it looks much more polished and presentable. She really thinks her handwriting is the definition of "classy." Perhaps as a child it provided her with immediate praise that fed her narcissism. No thanks to Thomas Markle who contracted with Nickelodeon to film her writing the dish soap letter from hell.

Harry has to explain to the people of Sussex why it's taking such a long time for his wife to sign her name.🤪

"That's How I Paid My Bills"

She claims to have paid her bills by working as a "freelance calligrapher." Paula Patton did not hire Meghan Markle to address her wedding invitations, she hired Paper Source Retail Stores.

MEgain worked as a retail associate for Paper Source where they sell stationary, gift wrap, party supplies, etc. The associates are trained to teach customers how to use their products. Sometimes they offer mini workshops throughout the year: bookbinding as a craft, gift wrapping, hand lettering, and of course some stores will also address your invitations.

"Our kids have REAL sets" she bragged 🙄

What kind of parent recommends that toddlers play with REAL trowels in the backseat of the car as a "distraction" during the ride home from a toddler's birthday party?🏨🏥🚑 Oh and no candy in those bags, just a manuka honey stick gifted from a person who said she doesn't even like honey. 🤪

Moma Knows Best

Meghan Markle's handwriting is "faux calligraphy" with doodles & flourishes. Lady C described it as "pretension gone riot." In this episode she's obviously clapping back at her critics by revealing to the world she made an A- in handwriting due to "those little swirls."

"I'll take the minus for a bit of character."

Right there she's explained to us that it's her way or the highway. She knows what's required but chooses not to meet those expectations because in her narcissist mind, she actually knows best.

Soho House Tradwife plays Hostess

In the context of this lifestyle series, Lady C made some excellent points about how an experienced hostess doesn't have the time to spend on tasks that should be assigned to the hired help. When I reviewed the images from her luncheon, it was obvious that the guests didn't enjoy her food. Perhaps in part because the hostess covered up the table in those ridiculous flowers instead of creating SPACE for people to actually sit down at the table to eat their meals.

Revisionist History

Q-Who wears a wardrobe to match the pantry props in a rented kitchen?

Q-Who resembles Cardi B?

Q-After YEARS of reading "constructive criticism" about her ridiculous ree-coat-a on toast, who refused to learn how to use a knife?

Q-Who lied about her height?

Q-Who chose to wear this color green for in-law Christening photos?

Q-Who cooks like this?

Q-What are you doing Abigail?

Q-Why does your friend insist on posing like she's the star of a horror flick?

Q-What does this look say?

Q-Does it seem right that your friend was paid to merch the identities of her pets & children for megflix?

Q-Why does she stage other people's children to like her?

Q- Would you purchase a half baked doughnut?

Q-Would you purchase foccacia that looks like a brick instead of a sponge?

Q-Can you all see what we see->a copycat🧐

Q-Why is this photo considered a tribute to a pet when no one can even see his face?

Q-Also, why do you repeatedly allow your "friend" to wear unflattering dresses & shoes?

MM rarely had any comments on her Instagram and at that time her comments were always turned "on." She was also known to purchase followers.

Q-Jamie:

were you one of her few followers while she worked as a soap opera actress who was nearly married to a Chef named Cory?

did you even hear about her blog or Instagram when she was sleeping with Chef Cory?

Have you taken time to read the archived posts?

Are you aware that she was cheating on Chef Cory while stalking Sparry?

If you weren't "cheering" her on then, why now?

Eight (8) years have passed since viewers and producers rejected dozens of Meghan Markle's culinary screen tests.

Q-What culinary achievements occurred for the soap opera actress from 2014 to 2025 that would suddenly qualify her as TALENT for ANY culinary or celebrity related shows?

she traded in her romantic partnership with a trained Chef for an unemployable spare prince

she traded in her career as a D-list soap opera actress for seventy-two (72) "working" days in a family run enterprise

when it became too difficult, she quit the family enterprise, exactly five (5) years ago

So Jamie (and other so-called friends), please enlighten us on her five (5) years of culinary accomplishments that suddenly make her personality & talents endearing to those same producers & viewers who previously found her meh, blah &/or unlikeable?

did she secretly attend and graduate from a food science or culinary arts academic program?

did she live on a working farm?

did she secretly launch and run a culinary business?

did she secretly operate an ice cream truck?

Jamie, you were enlisted by NOprah to be her mentor, but you didn't do your homework. You are blithely unaware of who she was BEFORE the BRF, and you are certainly misguided and misinformed about those 72 days in the BRF.

All the magic of television cannot deliver her from a narcissistic personality disorder. You too will learn the hard way: "walk with the wise and grow wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm."

Did anyone else notice the drastic change in MEgain's voice while correcting Mindy's use of her surname, "Markle?"

First time I've actually witnessed MM switch between the personalities that rule her soul. We've heard about it from first hand witnesses, but until now, I don't recall witnessing this behavior in real time.

Scarcity Scam. Jam Scam

During the netflix megflop MM told the bee keeper she doesn't like honey bc it's too sweet

The (free) Press Boxes distributed to influencers DO NOT include Honey🤔

The (free) Press Boxes include all products EXCEPT honey

Zero online influencers or everyday customers were able to place "orders" for Honey

Meghan's customer letter explained to her squad that the honey is unavailable due to "overselling"

Although no one has yet identified the origin of the "berries" the jam, preserves, spread was available to order and it looks as bad as her promo photos which I actually thought were a bloody mess. 😳🤢🤮

Highgrove

The Highgrove website has several varieties available to order in time for Easter. I continue to marvel at her brass neck attempts to rip off her in-laws, first by grifting off the Flamingo Estate founder as a potential investor. Now through ARO/AE she is selling processed "food" as a cheap copy of both the authentic Highgrove & Flamingo brands.

Flamingo Estate

She would have loved rubbing Famingo Estate in the faces of the BRF. "See, I have my own Highgrove Estate and it's for CELEBRITIES like me!!!"

Take 60sec to hear this clip of The Flamingo Estate Founder describe the reason their estate Honey sells out during the 1st week available to order. Note: His parents are farmers & bee keepers. He is also a lifelong bee keeper who suits up to help his bee keeper with the job.

She literally stole his truly authentic BRAND & repackaged it into a processed, sugary knockoff which is authentic to her own BRAND----same as ever: over processed, cheap, inauthentic, unhealthy, Junk NOT Joy.

She just swapped out his "PLEASURE" with what she is selling as "JOY" and Montecito Magic. The Flamingo Estate looks too creepy for my taste (plus I won't go near ANYTHING perverts Chrissy Teigen & husband John Roger Stephens recommend), but his gardens, his family background as farmers/bee keepers, his advocacy for local farmers & farming are all authentic & ADMIRABLE.

Sure, Jan.

Middleton Family Hobby

Royal Tradition

"Queen Camilla is also a keen apiarist, and keeps bees at Raymill, her six-bedroom retreat in Lacock, Wiltshire, 17 miles from the King's Highgrove home. During a visit to Launceston, Cornwall, last summer Camilla met honey-producers selling jars in the town square, and told them she was a hands-on beekeeper and had only lost one colony during the previous winter. Honey produced by Camilla's bees is sold at Fortnum & Mason to raise funds for charity. This year's recipient is Nigeria's first sexual assault referral centre, which the Queen supports as patron.She is also president of Bees for Development, a charity training beekeepers and protecting bee habitats in more than 50 countries. Buckingham Palace is home to four beehives on an island in a lake in the garden, and are two hives in Clarence House's garden."

"Dealing With My Netflix Show's Failure"

MONTECITO, CA — Meghan Markle announced another Netflix series in which she will discuss how she is dealing with the trauma of the bad reviews from her previous Netflix show.

Producers explained that the next show would follow the Duchess of Sussex as she seeks to discover the reasons for the failure of the last show.

"It's an in-depth Netflix show about the failure of my Netflix show," Markle said. "It'll be eight episodes of me talking about how badly I felt reading all the fallout from people who watched the previous show. I need a lot of space to process the hate, and I invite a lot of my good celebrity friends over to help me work through the trauma."

Markle's first Netflix series "With Love, Meghan" garnered excoriating reviews, with social media reactions ranging from "This is pretty bad" to "I wish I'd been kidnapped by the CIA and waterboarded so I didn't have to watch it." The series featured episodes with her arranging pre-cut fruit on a tray, moving pretzels from one bag to another, and drinking margaritas on the lawn of her giant mansion.

In Markle's new show, however, she will work through the pain of dealing with the negative reviews from her first show. "I want to be left alone," she continued. "And I need privacy, and I can't deal with this trauma and, José? Are you getting all this on camera? These are real tears!"

At publishing time, Markle and Netflix had already announced a third show to deal with the negative reviews from the second show in which she copes with the bad reviews from the first show.