Princess Eugenie and Mr Jack Brooksbank are delighted to announce the safe arrival of their daughter, born on Monday, 3rd August 2026, at 6.20pm, at a hospital in Lisbon, Portugal.
The baby was born weighing 6 pounds 9 ounces.
Their Majesties The King and Queen and other members of The Royal Family were delighted to be informed of the news.
Comments from SMM:
Guys come on it's not like her birthday was worldwide front page news otherwise lol
I have my reservations about Eugenie but I love that she announced the birth of her baby girl on Meghan's birthday. Truly a taste of Meghan's own medicine.
Not a fan of Eugenie either, but she gets my deepest respect for this petty shit. I’m here for it!!
Ugh- edited to add that you know this is just going to lead to ENDLESS articles that Megsy baby may or may not be asked to be Godmother. To kill the Godmothers story and SEO this to the top. Skank ass ho.
Ha, I’m no fan of Eug, but good for her… this is hilarious. #karma #theuniversehatestheharkles
I didn’t even think about that but FABULOUS!
Eugenie is a bitch but she became a vessel of righteous payback with the timing of her new blessing. I wish her and her family well.
The best part was that the King also announced the baby's birth.This is so effin perfect on so many levels. Not only as payback to Markle for announcing her pregnancy at Eugenie's wedding, but also for Markle publishing George Clooney's congratulations for Archie's birth in every news outlet that she could think of. why? bc George & Archie share the same birthdate: May 6. And MArkle HATES sharing anything, but especially her birthday. Her BFF from Suits, Abigail Spencer, is also born on Aug 4, but how many mentions or shout-outs has she gotten from Markle?
45 years old my bu**
I agree that she looks 50. I believe she was 40 when she met Harry not mid 30s. But how do you explain her childhood friend being that age?
Am I remembering correctly or did Nutters wear white to Eugenie's wedding? I know she announced her megnancy there, but was it this wedding or another where she had the nerve to wear white?
She wore a navy blue coat with the bottom buttons unbuttoned so that people would be speculating.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"The alliterate one spent her actual big day with her handler/true love of her life. All of the other content was filmed over the past few weeks." Enty Lawyer
I had a happy thought. If Charles brings his darling boy into the BRF for holidays and/or for half in half out, then William and his family can vacation with the Middleton Family on Christmas Day and on Easter Sunday. No more waking up at the crack of dawn to work and serve on Christmas Day while Charles is alive. They can experience what "normal" kids experience on special holidays without intrusive photographers.
Charles & Camilla can babysit his darling boy, the ILBW and their invisibles while they all "serve the people."
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Please don't feed the Master Chef ratings. All MegaLiar wants is viewers. MM doesn't care if she makes an arse out of herself as long as YOU watch her do it. Every view is money in her off shore bank accounts and stepping stone opportunities for future projects.
Be patient for 2-4 weeks.
In the meantime, just rehearse MEAgain's last Austrailian kitchen nightmare: Operation Dubbo Banana Bread.
We remember the unfortunate kitchen real time nightmare stories we received from Aussie staff because she required them to re-bake her monstrosity multiple times.