Log-00023

I was surprised this morning when Lord megatron announced he would be accompanying myself and the Human to the food preparation item store. He's been talking about the artisan market we went to a few weeks ago non stop. It would seem Lord megatron is more of a earth enthusiast than I first thought. I cant say the place isn't growing on me, but clearly not as much as megatron.

He explained on the backpack ride over that if we were to one day conquer this planet we must learn to make the most of the avaliable resources, that this time spent in plush form is a blessing in disguise. It allows us to be cared for by a native and learn their ways to make integration into the decepticon empire smoother.

Personally I'm taking all of this with massive pinches of salt. What my master says might be true, but how much if it he himself believes is uncertain. He claims to be conquest forward but as I see him snooze on the humans sofa, remain complacent as she dresses us up and fail to even engage in light torture when she uses him as a pillow, I cant help but think he may be getting too comfortable here.

All the more reason for me to replace him as leader of the decepticons

Mini log

Are you still huffing with me, Megatron?

I do not "huff" Human. I seek vengence, hold grudges!

So yes then. Im sorry you're upset about the bag, megatron,but imagine how starscream feels. He didn't even do anything wrong, not that that would matter. You shouldn't have smacked him, you shouldn't smack anyone who isnt physically hurting you.

*grumbles* how can I apologise when he won't talk to me...

Would a peace offering perhaps lighten your mood?

What sort of offering, Human? I have no use for your Earthen trash.

!!!!

Mum made her for me. She's a MEGAlodon. Theyre a kind of ancient giant shark. She reminds me of you, though, so id like you to look after her for me

...you would trust me with precious artifacts despite how I've behaved?

Everyone deserves a second chance. Just dont smack anyone anymore, yeah?

No, no I will need my servos to hold the creature.

Does my new charge have a name?

Her name is penelope but we call her penny for short.

Penny will be my new second in command!

Oh boy. You know what, sure. Starscream could use a break.

Hmm perhaps I shall take a leaf from your book, Human. Aquire one of these peace offerings for Starscream...

He likes coffee, chocolate, hoodies, shiny things like marbles and jewellery.

Food, nesting materials and trinkets...are we sure my second in command has not been swapped with an earthen magpie?

...that's actually a good question. Why dont you ask him next time you two speak.

Oh human. How I envy your ignorance. to be adrift in an endless sea of unknowing, blissfully unawares to the complexities of getting some fragging peace and quiet on this rock. At least aboard the nemisis you could go to another deck. Failing that I could just leave and spend a few jours in the sky to improve my mood enough to tolerate my coworkers. No such luck here.

Believe me, you would need patience to rival the primes themselves to put up with this.

We are small. Yes yes enjoy it while it lasts. So actually fitting on the sofa isn't the issue. Remaining on the sofa, getting rest and not being flung from a great height while recharging however, a totally different kettle of cyberfish.

We take turns using the humans berth, some of also prefer to recharge on the shelf. It's firm and cool and much more like the berths we're used to back on cybertron.

We rarely spend evenings together in truth. The human had to bribe, coerce, threaten and otherwise cajol us all into taking this photo and we were only too glad to go our separate ways again after. Except megatron, who is frankly far too at ease here for my liking.

Speaking of the big lug: to answer your first question. Yes. He snores like a jet failing to take off.

But not for long.

Err... good question dragon-human.

Megatron is indeed in the nest with us but whether he is all together 'here' is a supremely academic matter. There were some ...complications during his transition to plushform.

The human is conducting tests and repairs but i am urging her not to hurry.

On the plus side he has been remarkably quiet and is afraid to move from this one spot lest his overlarge head topple him faster than the iaconian government.

s c r o i n g

Scroing? I demand you tell me what is a scroing?!

You infuriating younglings and your slangs! When I finally wield victory over the autobots, speaking anything other than modern cybex will be a capital offence!

Foolish human. You think mere fabric could hold me for eternity? I have never met a foe I could not best.

Apologize?!? Ha! Lord Megatron apologises to no mech! Especially not his treacherous second in command!

.....Although... Starscream is better at manipulating the Human, who is also rather angry...and Starscream did locate this nest for us, among other useful things....and he does seem unusually upset...

Bah! Very well human, I submit. Just this once, for the sake of Decepticon operations, I will apologise.