I WENT AND FUSED MY TWO HYPERFIXATIONS BCUS NO ONE WAS THERE TO STOP ME-
Presenting, my personal take on Matsustuck: They’re all trolls but also it’s the musical matsu set
i made more things for this au but for now let’s leave this as Part 1 and if u don’t mind reading my ramblings go under the read more
[cracks my knuckles] alright let’s go:
- i know i’m not the first one to make a homestuck au but u know what, i still wanted to give my take on it. It also means i take some liberties lol
- The setting of this au is straight up the same as the friendsims except Totoko is the ruling heiress in place
- their horns are a reference to the fawn set
- despite being in different levels of the hemospectrum, they’re all still losers
Orrson:
He’s a burgundy blood, but he can’t communicate with the deceased.
instead he has Protagonist powers. no one understands what the hell that means, but he can take the helm of the narrative if he wants to, to varying results.
Weapon of choice is a trident (like a devil, get it?)
head over heels for Totoko, thinks that he’d have a chance with her if the caste system wasn’t such bullshit (yeah right)
part of the rebellion, but you’d never know cause he barely does anything to show his support. No, it’s not him being secretive. He’s just lazy.
has a red panda lusus
Kharla:
He’s a cerulean blood, but lacks any cool psychic powers or mismatched looks
he thinks the caste system is too barbaric but is too much of a wimp to say anything about it (and is lowkey glad he has it better than others)
he’s a total music snob. feels obligated to enlighten everyone with obscure musical trivia and is adamant about Vinyls being the only Acceptable way to experience the classics. He has an impressive collection of them! No, you can’t touch them.
hopeless romantic. can someone PLEASE fill his quadrants.
and the Worst Possible Thing…..! he’s a theater kid
Weapon of choice is a Sword (like a knight!)
has a tiger lusus
Charly:
He’s an oliveblood, but he seems to be far wimpier than others of the same caste.
he’s a nerd, he genuinely enjoys gaining knowledge about all possible subjects, but he has a superiority complex about it.
He wants to be known as the perfect intellectual and has a blog dedicated to Culture, Politics and (wait for it) Discourse. In reality he’s very bad at making arguments and tends to straight up lie to win online discussions. So far he hasn’t won any of them.
and boy does he love idols. his (secret) chittr is a stan account for many, many troll idols. Once he got a reply from one of his faves and He’s Still Thinking About It.
he holds a grudge against Orrson ever since The Incident. Now they’re former moirails. He won’t admit it but he misses those days. Nowadays one might think he wants to be Orrson’s kismesis but that couldn’t be more Wrong.
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his weapon of choice is a Giant Key. yeah babey, just a giant key like some kind of kh reference (but it’s just like the mage choro unit)
has a sheep lusus
Itchhy:
He’s a purple blood, but he really, really, doesn’t get anything about clown church. Why is he even here, he just wants to go pet some purrbeasts and sleep.
He’s not even that bloodthirsty (apparently).
prefers to indulge on obscure interests like Troll Witchcraft and Depressing Novels about the nature of trollkind, not to mention Horror Films and DarkWave music. Not that he’d ever tell anyone about this though (except his moirail, Juiicy).
has blocked Kharla in all of his accounts. He Knows What He Did.
weapon of choice is a Machete (like Jason!Ichi)
has a three headed cat purrbeast lusus (like hades!Ichi)
Juiicy:
He’s a gold blood, but has zero hacking abilities and only one pair of horns.
Instead he has a great passion for films, specifically sci-film films and their VFX! He makes bad homemade movies trying to hone his VFX skills.
Aliens aren’t real but He Wants To Believe.
He has too much energy, quite literally, so he tends to have random outbursts of psionic energy that leaves him drained afterwards. Some of these outbursts are painful for him, so to spend his energy he practices Lethal Clubball (baseball?) A Lot.
To his delight, he and Itchhy found that some good ol’ Shoosh Paps can stop his psionic outbursts on time before he gets drained.
Juiicy loves…. Itchhy!!! Juiicy loves…. Clubball!!! Juiicy loves….. REVOLUTION.
weapon of choice is a big spiked bat (like delinquent!Jyushi)
Has a Giant and Scary dog barkbeast lusus (like inugami!Jyushi)
Toddhu:
He’s a fuchsia blood…. except Not Really. His blood isn’t 100% Pure Fuchsia tone, and thus he lacks any privilege/powers/responsibilities that comes with the caste. He’s still a seadweller though, so he thinks he’s better than any landweller….
Except he lives on land AND on the burgundy district, because he knows he might get culled by Totoko. He lays low but fantasizes about living it up as The Real Prince He Was Meant To Be All Along (he gets infinitely teased by Orrson about it).
on that note, he’s Orrson’s neighbor.
Big on social media, but he poses as a violet blood to run his chittr account. He distributes a lot of memes about cute lusii and Hot Takes about the heiress, while at the same time posting things supporting her rule.
He’s also broke pls donate to his patreon
Wants to stick to the status quo. Can’t be a prince if they overthrow the system! He however has dreams of one day challenging Totoko for the throne. Might or might not have pitch feelings for her (oooh boy he does).
His weapon of choice is… whatever that thing angelKiller!Todo had
has a super cute and fluffy bunny lusus
I have more ideas for this au but it might take me a while to produce more of this?? in any case, as long as i’m obsessed with these two fandoms i’ll keep this au going babey!
ah i wanna do a fan friendsim for this but doing all those sprites…. OOF
anyway if you read this, thank you! and maybe come chat with me about All This Mess?
(and if you want another excellent matsustuck content, pls check @ Totalchunder on tumblr, i keep coming back to their dead blog bcus i am still in love with it)
