#magatards

"What if you can't buy the parts you need to repair your car thanks to tariffs?"

MAGAt: "I'lL jUsT bUy A hOrSe!"

Their solution to not being able to afford a ten pack set of bolts for $50 is to spend maybe around $25,000 on a horse. (This doesn't include the horse food that will probably be imported, shelter, imported medicine, etc. Also you can't ride a horse on some roads.)

I got second hand embarrassment trying to talk to this guy so I had to mute him. I just can't, man...

Before the winner was even decided, you were celebrating.

Now, we can't even go online without "cope" and "Cry more libs" littering the comments. (Bring it on)

But to be honest, the worst thing about a Trump presidency is his insufferable cultists. It hasn't even been a day, and you magats are already calling for a third term. Seriously, the guy is 78. What makes you think he'll even live the next four years without a McDonald's induced heart attack taking him out?

Then there's this delusional "Now you know how it feels" shit. Like we didn't deal with this in his last incarnation? It's been 9 years of Trump flags, Trump hats, Trump bibles, Trump shoes, and endless cult convoys blocking highways.

You have his picture in your back passenger window. You wrap your cars with his full body (gross) image. You fly his flags below the American flag or even in place of it. You haven't taken the signs down for 9 years. Can you name one democratic president who received this much cult worship? No. Because while we went about our daily lives without so much as sparing a thought for Biden, you guys couldn't shut the fuck up about him.

In fact, MAGA was the largest purchaser of Biden themed items, sticking his face on everything.

You love to scream TDS anytime we talk shit about your hivemind behavior. But the real examples of Trump Derangement Syndrome are exhibited by his cultists. You guys have to make him a part of your everyday lives, going so far as to throw your toddlers a Trump themed birthday party. Sorry folks, but I don't think Little Joey is gonna look back on that day fondly. He might even want to burn the pictures when he's older.

You call us hateful, but you are the ones nicknaming women in power hateful, disgusting, misogynistic names. You are incapable of addressing them by their legal given names.

You are in the comments calling for women and minorities to be put in chains.

And you are proud of your hatred.

So let me reiterate this one last time cause I know it's difficult for you to read this far, and you probably won't make it past the first paragraph.

It's not Trump who we hate. No, because we know he's old and showing signs of dementia. Instead, it's the people who put him in power and deify him that we can't stand.

Same goes for republicans, they’re watching in real time their government and local police harass and murder people who need help during a natural disaster while blindly obeying the will of Israel, saying we live in the best and freest country ever.

I just saw on the news a miles long line of maga-tards not wearing masks standing close together while waiting to see that closeted power-bottom Pence in Greenburg PA. All I have to say it this:

THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE OF TRUMPTARDS IS AMAZING.