#fun headcanons

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this is just a fun little headcannons post, so I hope you enjoy!

• no smut/nsfw

some are kinda more modern-day

• might be ooc but these are just my headcannons!

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izuku midoriya:

gets stomachaches quite frequently

horribly creeped out by those old dolls in antique or thrift stores

randomly has horrible coughing fits and his friends have genuinely thought he was dying or choking before

katsuki bakugo:

was definitely one of those little kids that would try to eat inedible stuff (play-doh, maybe sand or dirt)

100% has hearing problems and no one can convince me otherwise. eventually gets hearing aids, but if he doesn’t understand what someone says he will literally just stare at them blankly

loves the smell of cleaning products, especially ones with lemon scents

shoto todoroki:

a bit socially inept and genuinely struggles to read the room

genuinely enjoys matcha and was so confused when the performative male trend was going around and his friends would jokingly make fun of him for drinking matcha

cannot say tongue twisters to save his life

tenya iida:

a very good cook but absolutely sucks at baking

gets extremely annoyed with people who have no spatial awareness

fell flat on his face once in middle school and broke his glasses. it still haunts him at night when he’s trying to sleep

ochaco uraraka:

absolutely hates being in a car when it’s going over a bridge, closes her eyes every time like she’s accepting her fate

has a pet hamster named bubbles. gets it a big, fancy cage and literally treats it like royalty

her mom used to cut her hair when she was little and once messed up her bangs so badly it still haunts her till this day

denki kaminari:

terrified of spiders, will literally scream if he sees one in his dorm room

if he’s out with someone and he wants to go home, he doesn’t know how to tell them without hurting their feelings so he’ll just start sighing loudly till they notice

one time he was mindlessly chewing on his pen during class and after a few minutes it exploded and got in his mouth, on his desk, and somehow on Kirishima behind him

eijiro kirishima:

loves choice-heavy story games, has at least 20 of them on his steam account

has a pet hedgehog that he got because he said him and the hedgehog have matching spikes

has spent an insane amount of money on legos

mina ashido:

girls biggest supporter, always commenting on her friends or random girls posts hyping them up

if she’s telling a joke she’ll start wheezing and laughing before she can even finish it, and best believe that her laugh is always funnier than the joke

buys the cutest, most aesthetic school supplies ever. gets sticker packs and puts them all over her notebooks and will share the stickers with the other girls

hanta sero:

once got pranked by someone pretending to be a mannequin and is now suspicious of any mannequin he comes across in a store

prefers over-ear wireless headphones rather than earbuds

was in band in middle school but gave up and just stopped showing up to class after the first week

kyoka jiro:

has a horrible rbf and doesn’t even realize it, people are always nervous to talk to her because they think she’s mean or annoyed

lowkey needs glasses but refuses to wear them

was definitely a gacha kid in middle school, she’d spend hours watching glmm

tsuyu asui:

is naturally always cold and clammy. you will catch this girl wearing a hoodie and sweatpants during summer

#1 procrastinator but somehow always gets stuff done on time

absolutely despises the word moist

toru hagakure:

this girl definitely reads fanfiction on ao3 and tumblr

awful at remembering stuff, she thinks that the reminders app is one of humanity’s greatest inventions

actually very good at drawing, she constantly doodles on her notes during class

momo yaoyorozu:

concerningly good at finding people on social media even if she only knows their first name

pretends not to care about drama around U.A. but she’s actually nosey and loves to hear about some good drama but is never involved in it

has naturally long luscious lashes and always gets asked what her lash routine is

yuga aoyama:

if there is a mirror anywhere within his radius, you best BELIEVE he will be in front of it and posing immediately

absolutely loves the sims, has a total playtime of at least 200+ hours

started a school gossip page and still has somehow not gotten caught

There is usually no one at the diner when they show up, they are all in costume. Its a Diner thats equal distance between Gotham and Metropolis.

Molly, The Waitress greets them with a smile, there her favorite customers as they are always nice and keep things simple after a long shift. She can even speak to them casually.

Superman always gets a Double Bacon Cheese burger, extra cheese, Pickles on the side, and a thick Vanilla milkshake and slice of Apple Pie.

Batman usually gets a Black Coffee and an omelet with sausage and peppers with a side of White toast and Cinnamon butter. He knows the cook makes the butter from scratch and he loves it. He rarely indulges in sweets (as he has to maintain his physique, but he makes an exception to the cinnamon butter)

Wonder Woman always tells the Chef to cook one of whatever specials he has that day, she likes to try new things. But ALWAYS gets Chocolate ice cream after.

The Cook, Edwardo knows how they each like their dishes. He knows to put Pepperjack cheese instead of Chedder for Superman, Batman likes the Omelet a bit runny in the middle and the toast with only a HINT of color.

The pie is made by the Dinner owner, as she uses her grandmother's recipe. Superman swears on his life its the best pie in existence.

Edwardo started learning to cook Greek food in order to surprise Wonder Woman, to which she greatly approves of.

During the meal, the three heroes casually talk about anything and everything. (Batman ALWAYS ensures the place isnt bugged before entering)

Superman will ask about relationship advise. Batman will mention troubles with the batkids, Wonder Woman will mention the new hobby or obsession she recently got into. She had a phase where she was really into Table Tennis, but had no one to play against.

After the meal, they would argue for 20 minutes about the check, always offering to pay. After which Batman always convinces them HE will cover it. Batman leaves a tip for both the waitress and the cook. (The tip being Much greater then the value of the meal)

Molly is paying off her student loans solely because of Batman tips.

Edwardo finished paying off his house because of the heroes.

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Over time, several other heroes began going to the diner, Flash, Green Lanturn, Martian Manhunter, Hawk Girl, and many others.

Though they were less consistent often showing up at random times.

It became so common for them that they stopped getting star struck, just treated the heroes as people.

One day, one of the villains figured out the Diner was a hero hang out. They kidnapped Molly.

After two hours, Molly was rescued as THE ENTIRE JUSTICE LEAGUE showed up to save her. The crook was in a body cast for months. And Wonder Woman said next time, she would snap his neck. And she was holding the lasso when she said it.

Mel King: Loves the long, hyper detailed AUs that are like a million words long. The ones that are like fanfiction but also bordering on original they're so well written and creative aka the ones that get their own tvtropes page and wikias. Will read Major Character Death if the plot promises to be good. Doesn't really read PWP not because of the porn but because girlie wants that plot. She'll read OmegaVerse but she requires the author to layout their science and what version of OmegaVerse it is. Has a soft spot for Historical AUs that are Accurate AF.

Victoria Javadi: The Filthiest Smut and reads it with a straight face. However, fluff will end her and has her blushing new colors. She’s down for anything that looks fun and is great at suspending disbelief. Also reads OmegaVerse but because they’re inventing new, fun kinds of porn over there. Sometimes reads hurt, no comfort and tragedy but has to be in the mood for it. Otherwise, she wants that nice come down to help her relax.

Trinity Santos: Absolutely refuses to read hurt, no comfort. Fuck that. She’s here for her happy endings. Loves fluff and anything with found family. Please make her feel loved. Love Love Loves Enemies to Lovers because it’s about letting someone see your worst parts first and loving them anyone. Reads OmegaVerse because it’s hot but also found pack.

Semi-Related: She really wishes she actually was a furry sometimes for the automatic friendship groups.

Samira Mohan: The Queen of reading Reader Inserts. Please god, let her have this guided daydream that all she has to do is read it. Loves Mafia Partners and Rich Partners; please take care of her because she’s Tired. Also, Fated Mates/Destined Lovers/Soulmates. Needs to believe that someone (or someones) is destined for her. That no matter what she does someone will find and instantly love her. She loves OmegaVerse for the Soulmates. Please do not make her read hurt, no comfort. She’s already Tired and In Pain.

He has a few he's kept, but usually he either loses them in the cloak he just dramatically removed and forgot to pick up later, or gives them away to people who look like they could also use a cool rock.

These headcanons are inspired by this post by @glorxxx and the headcanon that Monopoly is not something any of them are allowed to play anymore.

HUNTER!!!

. Hunter is a LIGHTWEIGHT bros enhanced senses means the alcohol hits him and it hits him FAST. Oftentimes had to be carried out of 79s by Wrecker.

.Hunter is also always the most reluctant to go on said nights out but ends up the most drunk every time swears he’s never drinking again and is coerced almost immediately when the idea is brought up again.

CROSSHAIR (AND IRA!!!)

. Crosshair is ALSO a lightweight that man cannot handle his booze and is also that one guy who needs to piss every 5 minutes (you know the one that’s him) once he’s broken the seal that’s IT. Everyone is sick of him asking for an escort because he’s too much of a whiny little baby to go himself (it usually ends up being Ira)

. Also has shit balance when he’s drunk this man is falling over CONSTANTLY (like to think it’s to do with his enhanced eyesight it’s also just a feeling)

. LOVES a drunk ciggy. Lives for it. The highlight of his night.

. Crosshair gets the worst hangovers I just have a feeling and he’s making it EVERYONE’S problem

. Oh and Crosshair also takes pride in his going-out outfits and takes an hour in the fresher getting ready and pre-drinking with Ira and the others HATE them for it cause they one hog the booze and two they all want to go out. He’s doing his eyeliner and shit don’t rush him!!!! (And they’re having a little pre-night out smooch)

. Crosshair and Ira enable each other they’re always the first ones pissed because of their getting ready pre-drinks. Ira is also a lightweight but not as bad as Crosshair (one drink and that man is TIPSYYY) but he’s still bad. Enables Hunter and Crosshair who always end up more tipsy into doing the Stupid Shit that’s gets documented by Tech (he’s there with his datapad taking pictures and videos like a war photographer) they have a bit of an alliance Tech and Ira, enable Drunk Brothers to do Drunk Shit so he can document and bully them about it. They both think it’s hilarious, the subjects however do not.

WRECKER!!!!

. Wrecker on the other hand is a heavyweight I mean that man is huge he is a TANK nothing phases him. Though his funny personality comes out more when his brothers are rat arsed and tho he’s sober he still has a good time feeding off their fun drunk energy. Often the one on caretaker duty tho as he is always the most sober.

. Wrecker enables his drunk brothers to do stupid drunk shit though whilst Tech captures it all on video.

TECH!!!

. Tech records EVERYTHING he’s that dude with his phone out taking incriminating pictures of his drunk brothers to black mail them with in the morning I don’t make the rules this is canon- shit like them passed out on a pavement (cough Cross and Hunter cough) videos of them falling into bushes, the infamous throwing up pictures- he’s captured it all. They hate him for it. He has an itemised list.

. Tech makes them do those “this is my first drink this is my last drink” videos and has a space TikTok account. These videos are saved in his drafts. There’s a fucking behaviour chart in the Marauder and they have to rank themselves post night out (Crosshair and Hunter often end up in The Doghouse) (This is Stupid as fuck but who cares LMAO)

. Tech is surprisingly a bit of a heavy weight though not as extreme as Wrecker. Needs a fair bit before he’s tipsy but once he’s tipsy he’s a menace chatting people up, wooing them with his Fun Facts, proper ladies man. The social anxiety just evaporates and he’s pulling people left right and centre

EVERYONE