Incorrect quotes for most of my AUs
Wukong: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Macaque: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Wukong: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING MK WITH ME!
Chikao getting the monopoly with me: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Wukong: Everyone, synchronize your watches
Macaque: I don’t know how to do that.
Chikao: I don’t wear a watch.
Tongbei: Time is a construct
Louhou: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Wukong: Not if they consent to it.
Jidu: Depends who you’re stabbing
Jidu, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Louhou, pulling out an Uno card: +4!
Wukong, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
MK trembling: What are we playing.
MK: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Shi Hou does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Macaque: If Shi Hou were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done their due diligence regarding height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Shi Hou jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
MK: You jump off a cliff!
Macaque: Gladly. Provided Shi Hou did first.
Macaque driving Shi Hou and Macaque: So how was your day?
Shi Hou: We almost got surprised adopted!
MK: We almost got kidnapped
Macaque: *slams breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Tripitaka: Tang, stop! This isn’t you, you’ve gone mad with power!
Tang: Well of course I have.
Tang: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Tang: Oh no, Tang in b-flat
Tang: You’re disappointed
Tripitaka: I went through an entire character arc during death
Tripitaka: I’ve become more evil if you’re curious.
Tang: We’re still alive, don’t worry, there’s time for redemption arc still!
Tripitaka: I’m going to get worse on purpose
Tripitaka: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Tang: Isn’t that just killing people?
Tripitaka: Ah, technically