Oct 16, 2023
Some of you wanted to see the Jade Emperor's reaction to his grandsons....let's say Wukong made sure to get them stuffed with pear candy beforehand.
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Some of you wanted to see the Jade Emperor's reaction to his grandsons....let's say Wukong made sure to get them stuffed with pear candy beforehand.
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I wanna thank @sun-of-4-gun for these drawings of my OCS! LOOK AT THEM!!! Legit I don't know anyone that makes characters look so VIBERATE with just one picture but I'm blown away EVERY SINGLE TIME!! They are JAW DROPPING CUTE!! Like a mix of disney and dreamworks style with something so genuine and sweet I just NGIOSNGOISE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THANK YOU STICK
Journey to the South, but it's My Immortal
Hi my name is Wuxian Ling'guan Huaguang Dadi Ma Lingyao and I emanates a halo of resplendent light (that's how I get my name) and I have a third eye on the forehead like the tuft of limpid white hair between the eyebrows that is one of the 32 marks of the Buddha, and a lot of people tell me I look like Erlang (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!)
I'm not related to Ma Chao but I wish I was because he's a major fucking badass. I'm a flame spirit but I have pale white skin. I was also a Buddhist acolyte, and I go to a school on Vulture Peak where they call me the Marvelous Fortune Boy (I spend countless days and nights listening to sutras before I was given a human form). I'm a lampwick yaoguai (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly red. I love the Jade Emperor's Thoroughly Bright Gathering of the Three Realms and I steal all of my clothes from there.
For example today I was wearing golden mountain pattern armor with matching sash around it and a jade belt, pale thigh guards and black boots. I wear my hair in a topknot with a purple-golden crown over it. I was walking outside the Thunderclap Monastery. It was raining flowers because flying devas, which I was very annoyed about. A lot of arhats stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Marvelous Fortune Boy!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It wasโฆPrincess Iron Fan!
"What's up Princess?" I asked.
"Nothing." she said shyly.
But then, I heard the Tathagata Buddha call me and I had to go away.
...You cannot convince me that JTTS isn't Huaguang's awful self-insert JTTW fanfiction he paid Yu Xiangdou five coppers to put in print. (tfw you write a fanfic shipping yourself with Princess Iron Fan and all people cared about are your SWK fankids)
i forgot to upload the version with sound sorry gang ๐ฅ
aw jeez. I would reeeally hate it if you read my lmk au fic gold right about now. thatโd be awwwful..
*bats lovely lashes at u*
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Just some shtupid drawings because i'm bored,
Mb I'll draw something better than this,,, dunno
Sample of the black and white (and sometimes red) JTTW themed art I've done this year. Always fun to look back and see what you did!
Can you explain what the weird triangular brick Huaguang had in JTTS?
Not much to say really. He took his former master Goldne Broadsword and melted it down into a brick that he uses on multiple occasions to knock people out.
Funny enough Nehza also has a brick that he famously uses as well. I think he knocked out his brother Muzha with it. Bricks just seem to be a solid weapon we love to see it.