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Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of sinners, winners, and fake ass pretenders, riders reading newspapers they'll abandon in hopes that others will read, seated riders anxiously awaiting their stops, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of seated riders who appear to be in deep thought, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys cussing out who ever is on the other end of their phone calls, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders whose facial expressions say "AY YUUUUUNNNNNGGGGH!!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of Bible reading old ladies wearing their best church wigs, riders so deep in a cell phone trance that wouldn't notice Jesus if he was seated beside them, and upset hood sexy honeys complaining about a funky smell, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of unattractive parents with cute babies, and a 0% chance you see a Pastor being chased at Southern Ave Station by a group of angry Praise Dancers yelling "GIVE US OUR MONEY MOE!!!". Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #dcliving #gentrification #Ward8 #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BwzRiO-hBoz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pid67f2v8cuc

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of riders who ain't in the mood for friendly people and polite greetings, upset looking riders whose facial expressions say "I Hate Working On Surdays Moe!!!", off the hook bammas lunchinlikahmug, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of senior old school players whose keys jingle with they sit down, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in petty ass old head Aunts with light mustaches hating on Green Line Honeys for no reason, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngin and nem entering and exiting at Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes as big as baby hands, body oil salesman wearing body oil ammunition belts, and Green Line Queens with natural hair styles, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of glassy eyed white dudes who keep sniffing, and a 50% chance you hear a hood sexy honey say "Shid its a rack of white people starting to move around my way like shit." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dmvcomedy #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/BwwpV6YhoU-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hes6rgtm4vxz

Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders whose facial expressions say "Leave Me The Hell Alone", loud talking riders getting on random riders nerves, siced Redskin fans excitedly conversing about their draft pick as if Jesus has returned, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Green Line Honeys with shapes that cause you to think "She Phattadenahmug!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in supersized flickering eyelashes, and skinny jeans that fit tighter than a plus size honey's stockings, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look like they need a whole lot more sleep, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of standing tough looking chubby women dressed and walking like dudes, riders on their way home to celebrate Friday while getting twisted out of their minds, and hood sexy honeys gossiping about their so called Good Girlfriend and her cruddy ass dude, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fat dudes who look like they're hiding packs of ground beef under their shirts, and a 0% chance you see the Mayor of Baltimore at Naylor Road Station eating a bag of snicker doodles while wearing a ski mask. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #dcliving #gentrification #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwt9F58BOtr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7e91z67lhbxz

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of federal government employees who will return late from lunch today as a result of the nice weather, fake ass body builders wearing tight fitting button up shirts, standing white dudes who resemble The Backstreet Boys, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys conversing about their dislike for their cellphone service providers, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in public displays of tattooed stomachs and pierced navels, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders announcing how twisted they are, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of loud talking petite rookie fly girls, talkative children who've said "Mommy!!!" over 20 got damn times, and big bra straps peeking out of colorful blouses, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of young mothers rushing off the train while yelling "HURRY UP OUR BUS OUTSIDE!!!", and a 50% chance you hear a old school brother tell another old school brother "Man shid imma fire up that grill soon as I get home." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #DCLIFE #dcliving https://www.instagram.com/p/BwmZywXBNRg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w88qo4xt5e7z

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of Monday Blues Sufferers who beat the hell out of their snooze buttons this morning, Green Line Honeys entering the train like they've been called up to receive a Green Line Honey of the Year Award, millennial generation bammas whose shoes need to tell their pants "Come on down a holler at us moe.", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of fresh new baby hair lace front wigs, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in riders who feel on top of the world because of likes received on a picture posted on Facebook/Instagram, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngin and nem, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes as long as the movie The Color Purple, clean cut white dudes who look like life sized Ken dolls, and abandoned Washington Express, and empty plastic water bottles occupying available seats, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of gentrification transplants entering the train with non-service dogs aka Their Got Damn Pets, and a 50% chance you over hear two hood sexy honeys conversing about a "Like Dat Cookout!!!" they attended yesterday that had a rack of crabs, drinks, and a tight D.J. who cranked all night girl!!!! Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #dcblackbroadway #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer #DCLIFE #dc_eyes https://www.instagram.com/p/BwjgarqBott/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dz49nsmda26j

Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of riders with that laid back Easter Sunday swag, off the hook and well behaved children in their fresh new Easter outfits, cautious gentrification transplants walking on egg shells, off the chain #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Bible toting old ladies whose church hats look like unidentified flying objects, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in holy hood sexy honeys who attended church and now on their way home to turn up, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud from Greenbelt to Branch Ave Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated plus size honeys wearing Vans, Beauty4U honeys with slicked down baby hairs and wet looking eyebrows, and old school players with razor sharp creases in their pants, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of senior old school fly girls wearing church usher uniforms, and a 0% chance you see the Iverson Mall Easter Bunny in handcuffs at Naylor Road Station yelling "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT WEED CAME FROM YOUR HONOR!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #Ward8 #DCLIFE #CityLife #urbanlife #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhL9QxhoAf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b7hy3knpxt8f

Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of detachable hair do's that don't appear to be detachable, riders conversing about how happy they are that it's finally Friday, plus size honeys entering the train whose facial expressions say "Don't act like you don't see all this. NOW MOVE YOUR ASS OUT THE WAY!!!", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of disrespectful bammas referring to women they're mentioning in conversation as b@tches, and broads, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys conversing about persistent broke dudes always shooting their shots, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on slow talking seated youngins who occasionally laugh for no got damn reason, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of raspy voice old head Aunts who sound like they chew on lit cigarette butts, old head Uncs on their phones yelling "HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!!!", and cute fat kids with juice stains on their shirts and potato chip crumbs around their mouths, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of lunchin ass bammas lunchinlikahmug, and a 50% chance you are approached by a Green Line Salesman trying to sell you socks, earphones, work badge covers, body oils, shea butter, incense, packs of wifebeaters, baby wipes, soap and more. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #MumboSauceForMayor #mumbosauce #DC #Ward8 #gogomusic #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwb9lF_htkS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17oyvxpp18b8y

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of seated and standing riders stuck in a deep cell phone trance only appearing to snap out when their stop is called, a rack of empty barrels making a whole bunch of unnecessary noise, riders conversing about bomb breakfast spots close to their jobs, off the hook #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of women wearing so much make it looks like a make up bomb exploded on their faces, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in old school fly girls who surprisingly shout "Girrrrlllllll!!!!" after hearing good gossip, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who refer to the Notre Dame Cathedral Fire as "The Lil Church Jont That Burnt Down", millennial generation bammas whose clothes fit tighterthanahmug, and professionally dressed riders whose facial expressions say "I need a strong drink ASAP.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of ratchet rusty ass young mothers who find humor in their children cussing, and a 0% chance you are approached by a Boated out rider asking what train line goes to the yellow brick road. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #Ward8 #Anacostia #Petworth #goodmanleague #DCLIFE #dc_eyes https://www.instagram.com/p/BwUQmFrhEX9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t29nady5sd1t