#greenlinemonforecast

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of Monday Blues Sufferers who beat the hell out of their snooze buttons this morning, Green Line Honeys entering the train like they've been called up to receive a Green Line Honey of the Year Award, millennial generation bammas whose shoes need to tell their pants "Come on down a holler at us moe.", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of fresh new baby hair lace front wigs, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in riders who feel on top of the world because of likes received on a picture posted on Facebook/Instagram, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngin and nem, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes as long as the movie The Color Purple, clean cut white dudes who look like life sized Ken dolls, and abandoned Washington Express, and empty plastic water bottles occupying available seats, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of gentrification transplants entering the train with non-service dogs aka Their Got Damn Pets, and a 50% chance you over hear two hood sexy honeys conversing about a "Like Dat Cookout!!!" they attended yesterday that had a rack of crabs, drinks, and a tight D.J. who cranked all night girl!!!! Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #dcblackbroadway #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer #DCLIFE #dc_eyes https://www.instagram.com/p/BwjgarqBott/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dz49nsmda26j

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of bootleg sports analyst conversing about the NBA Playoffs and Tiger Woods Masters Tournament victory, Monday Blues Sufferers who look madder than a horny dude who was just told "I'm On.", super fine old school fly girls looking young and tender, fakinlikahmug #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of bootleg Gucci pockey books and Jordan signs that look like they're doing gymnastics floor exercises, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in rain damaged $15 ponytails, and yaki helmets, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on mothers, fathers, sisters, and play cousins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of rusty ass bammas hating on riders living their best lives, eyelashes so long you could stand under them to avoid the rain, and super cool senior old school brothers with corner store bought umbrellas, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of white women who look like Price Is Right Gift Display Models, and a 0% chance you hear a white dude yell "I HAD CHICKEN AND MUMBO AND IT WAS THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS FRIGGIN MEAL I'VE EVER FRIGGIN HAD!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #fox5dc #GoodDayDC https://www.instagram.com/p/BwRs5wchnZV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s8km4gsvvbto

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of miserable Monday Blues Sufferers who'd rather be in bed with a tv remote in their hands, riders looking forward to getting some much needed vitamin D on this beautiful sunny day, professionally dressed millennials wearing tight fitting two piece high water suits and colorful dress socks, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of dudes who'll spend their lunchtime downtown watching beautiful phat till def honeys pass by, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys showing off their pierced navels and tattooed lotioned lower backs, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on wake and bakers, and skinny jean youngins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of standing Green Line Honeys whose blessings are being admired, old school brothers whose facial expressions say "Damn shawty phat as sh@t!!!", and loud talking uniformed school children who smell like outdoors, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of seated plus size honeys wearing short skirts that reveal a tattooed upper left thigh, and a 70% chance you see a group of dudes at Anacostia Station in an ass watching trance as phat till def pigeon toed Green Line Honeys pass by. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #SEDC #Soufeast #Suitland #GreenLine #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #WashingtonExpress #fox5dc #GoodDayDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv_jYpzhcEk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18kxyt1ovu43x

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of riders stunned by the murder of brother Nipsey Hussle, curious ear hussling riders who want to know who Nipsey Hussle is, conspiracy theorists and truth seekers who feel Nipsey was killed because of a documentary he was about to release about Dr. Sebi, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Monday Blues Sufferers whose facial expressions say "Back to this sh@t again!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys who pronounce "I don't even know" as if it's one word, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders overdosing on exaggerated relaxation, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders entering at LenPhant and Gallery Place Station as if they're fighting for the last seat in Musical Chairs, seated plus size honeys whose left thighs hang over the outside seats, and young dudes reciting trap rap lyrics while onlookers facial expressions say "Man shut the hell up!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old school brothers wearing earphones playing air congos, and a 0% chance you hear your train conductor say "STOP BLACK ON BLACK CRIME, POLICE BRUTALITY, AND THE ABUSE OF THE MENTALLY ILL!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer #FinalCall #RIPNipseyHussle #BringBackRelishaRudd https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtkHfCh3Bx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1idjx3qiuvjgb

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of Monday Blues Sufferers whose only objective is to just get through this Monday struggle, hood bougie super fly hood sexy honeys with expensive taste, standing old school brothers whose facial expressions say "Damn shawty bad as shit!!!", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of upscale Beauty4U honeys with long luxurious hair weave and boomerang shaped eyebrows, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in young mothers trying to text while threatening to beat their playful energetic hard headed lil kid's asses, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders so high you can catch a contact just sitting beside them, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying scattered afternoon and evening down pours of riders conversing about how they worked their asses off today, nice looking professionally dressed young ladies wearing big expensive pockey books and red bottom high heels, and worried riders hoping they make it home before the coming rain, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of loud ratchet rookie fly girls with bubble gum pink hair weave, and a 50% chance you see a standing fat middle aged white dude digging in his nose while onlookers facial expressions say "That bamma triflin as ah mug.!!! Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dc_eyes #dclife #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #fox5dc #GoodDayDC https://www.instagram.com/p/BvbgV_rheFO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g46bj2zo0aof

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of standing worn out looking Monday Blues Sufferers in dire need of a whole lot more sleep, seated professionally dressed riders conversing about work and how their weekends were, loud talkative riders whose conversations are without out substance and jive dumb, jive record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of young dudes conversing about a hood sexy shawty they wanted to get with this weekend but shawty was fakin like veggie bacon, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in old school brothers who refer to their good friends as good men, and white women who look like they'd get killed in a horror flick, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders conversing about that fire ass weed their folks have, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of Beauty4U honeys whose yaki helmets are covering six cornrows, long fake eyelashes that look like dry black water slides, and disrespectful school children cussing in front of elderly riders who look older than oxygen, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of plus size honeys discreetly trying to pull there underwear out their deep butt cracks, and a 50% chance you hear a hood sexy honey conversing about Taylor Port, The Go Go, and her petty ass cheating ass baby fava that she'd fight over. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #poets #art #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dmvcomedy #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BvJmjPOhUBm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=65b329bbz34m

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of riders celebrating "A Day Off From Work Day", mean mugging Napoleon complex sufferers who look like they're wearing Shaq's coat, riders conversing about Jussie Smullet and his alleged involvement in a staged ass whooping, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of babies wearing name brand baby clothes, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in riders who take pictures while laying in the hospital sick and post them on facebook to see who gives a damn, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Naylor Road, Southern Ave, and Congress Heights Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of skinny jean youngins slouching in their seats while their skinny ass legs obstruct passing riders exit paths, hood sexy honeys gossiping about another hood sexy honey whose hair weave should've been taken out months ago, and excited NBA fans conversing about NBA players who played in the All Star Game as if the know Bron Bron and Nem, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Ugg Boots that look like their owners stepped on an active land mine, and a 50% chance you are approached by a young Muslim or a hustling youngin on the train trying to sell you body oils, earphones, and thermals. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #DCLIFE #citylife #cityliving #urban #dcliving https://www.instagram.com/p/BuBsc4nB9GE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=epkaxeu7bo94

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of Monday Blues Sufferers whose facial expressions say "I don't see a got damn thing funny!!!", riders who love getting paid but can't stand their jobs and their wack ass coworkers, riders conversing about celebrities at the Grammys as if they personally know their bamma asses, real live close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of rookie Beauty4U honeys beating on their heads to stop dandruff from attacking their scalps, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in tough talking skinny jeans youngins who'd start screaming if sentenced to a day in DC Jail, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look ashy, stuck, and extra twisted, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave that needs to be rushed to the ER, wet looking eyebrows that look like black shoe polish was used to create them, and loud talking talkative bammas whose mouths should be arrested for talking to got damn much, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fake ass money getters counting 50 ones, and a 50% chance you over hear a hood sexy honey tell her hood sexy friend "Man dat bamma blew me like shit last night!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #DCLIFE #dcliving #soundsofthecity #gogomusiclives #realshit #MumboSauceForMayor https://www.instagram.com/p/Btvh6R_BYOK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16l6hxag0l21p