#lmaof

"What did I have an effect on?" James asked, with what sounded like honest curiosity. Lily scowled nevertheless, suspicious of that earnestness. "Other than my gag reflex?" Sirius looked suddenly thoughtful. Guessing exactly what was on his mind, Lily slid the coaster out from under her glass and chucked the damp cardboard at him. "You fucker," she said, teeth gritted, "don't you fucking dare." Sirius put his hands up in surrender, but his Cheshire grin was utterly unrepentant. "Sorry. I'll leave you and the lad and the gag reflex alone, yes? To get reacquainted?" "He wishes." Lily turned the glare upon James, who, in his defence, looked like he wanted to melt into the floor and also die. "You wish, Potter." "I really don't," he said weakly, taking a long swig of his drink.